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You're just defending yourself because you were dumb enough to say His lordship after "a".

snaggletoothed

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No it wasn't.

And I'm going to break the combo because one word is stupid.
One starry NIGHT would have been a good way to continue but all it takes is for one troll to jump in with "snaggletoothed" because he wants 2 seconds of fame.
I can see that this story is going to end up super retarded.

Already, due to peoples' general ineptitude and lack of teamwork, we have:
One starry snaggletoothed hobo Who's fat mother raped a His Lordship...
This epitomises stupidity and it actually hurts my brain to see what stupid shit people can do.
Why would you add "His Lordship" right after someone said "a".
Usernames are not common nouns.

Nobody's going to want to contribute plain words like "the" or "to", so we're going to end up with shit sentences that go on forever and make no sense.
If you want a story that makes sense, take away the teamwork requirement and give them full sentences.

I don't trust people enough to work as a team, one word at a time. If I were you, I'd change it to 5 words, or one sentence.

Moral of this story: Don't trust people to be intelligent or co-operative on the internet. You're setting yourself up for disappointment.

starry

You can't actually be serious.
I would never start an alliance to leech members from another clan.
If any members left ZT, it was because they were unhappy with ZT, not because I coerced them.

I make the bold claim that WG defends honour because it does.
We are still an aRPK clan but it would be naive of you to think that honour means no PKing at all.
The world needs PKers and therefore the food chain. Honour is about keeping balance.
How naive of you to think that the food chain has anything to do with honour.

Honour is also respect for you fellow PKers.
ZT, as you've admitted, is not a bastion of honour, but WG is.
You'll be able to ask anyone here whether we've ever given them an unclean fight, where we have cheated (aside from perhaps one person running out of bounds occasionally) or flamed on RSC/in-game or welfared or crashed. You'll find ours is the cleanest slate there is.

As for any members who have breached Jagex rules... they are Jagex rules, not WG rules.
All I can do is frown upon it. It is up to Jagex to hand out those punishments.

Finally, I can't actually take what you're saying seriously.
Who are you to lecture me about honour?
[quote name='Torreoria' timestamp='1353554537' post='15148095']
My clan doesn't proclaim to be the defender of anything nor to be honour...
[/quote]
You have no credibility in my eyes, ESPECIALLY since the actions of your clan in P2P wilderness have been sub-standard.
You cannot, with any serious integrity, tell me what is and is not honour.

Thank you for calling it soccer.
You just made my night!

Are any of you guys fans of Star Trek Enterprise?
It was my assignment to re-score the opening title sequence.
Have a listen, and then listen to the original.
Don't bother trying to understand the words. They are jibberish.

My version:
DISCLAIMER: Not meant to be a professional recording
Enterprise - Re-scored by E. Marshall


Original Version:
Enterprise - theme song

Hi Seth, welcome to the forums mate.
Very interesting intro. Let us know in the IRC when you're ready to get your interview underway :)

Hi Moheb/Belal,

Welcome to the clan forums. I'm interested to know which 7th symphony you are referring to in your RSN.
Is it any of these composers:

Mahler
Sibelius
Beethoven
Bruckner

Also, you haven't given us all the information we need yet.
Please go back to this topic: http://www.wildernessguardians.com/smf/index.php?topic=65.0
And could you copy the introduction form into this topic and answer the questions you haven't answered yet?

I heard that [you] has tiny genitals and extremely bad breath.

Keanu... talk to me in IRC.

As far as tattoos go, it's actually pretty cool.
I've always hated tattoos though, so my respect factor for your achievement is limited.

Massive respect points for being in The Synergy!
They were very very closely related to us right up until they closed.

In any case, I'm very please to meet you Scott :)

I must inquire if any of the patrons participating in this debacle heft copious amounts of aluminium (or similarly dense metal) weights to enhance their physiques.

Do you even lift?

Quote from: Al on November 16, 2012, 08:56:26 PM

Quote from: His Lordship on November 16, 2012, 08:49:55 PM
6. The church has done some fucked up shit and I'll admit that straight up, but they've also done some incredible things for humanity.

Missions

Skeptics will say that they only made missions to convert people to their faith, as they did in Africa. I'm on the fence about that one.
I think there are elements of both genuine intention and vested interest.

I'm a Christian because I believe in the core beliefs of Christianity:

1. There is a God, and God made the world
2. That Jesus was both divine AND human
3. That Christ's life was the ultimate model for my life
4. That love is the greatest of all powers, and I must love everyone
5. That there is life after death, and the quality of that afterlife is determined by the quality of our lives (note how I did not refer to heaven, hell or judgment)

Now, we can pick my beliefs to pieces, but we'll have to do it another time.
Just a few things to get straight with my beliefs:

1. No, God is not an omnipotent figure who watches over us
2. No, there was no Adam and Eve, or Noah
3. The Old Testament is a product of its time and is really stupid
4. I do not believe in the majority of the bible. It is a story book for the most part.
5. Science and religion are two ways of viewing the world, just like we can view an object from two different angles to get a better understanding. They do not necessarily fight with each other, and in the rare points where they do, science wins.
6. The church has done some fucked up shit and I'll admit that straight up, but they've also done some incredible things for humanity.

Quote from: Colinwarrior on November 14, 2012, 06:38:36 PM
But wait a minute...Christians keep telling me how their religion is about tolerance and they're a peaceful and understanding people, when I tell them that religion is bad. ALL RELIGION. It's just another thing to divide people into camps, ready to fight each other about stupid bullshit.


But I guess the biggest remaining question is...what did the people drink???

Don't do that.
Don't pigeonhole.
I'm a Christian and I've never forced it down anyone's throat, nor am I a divisive person.

http://www.wildernessguardians.com/smf/index.php

(Hang around the entrance to the Mage Arena and I guarantee that you'll find people to kill...that's where they go to restock. )

Darth, I have legit just pre-ordered that book.