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Quote from: Lait_Choco on May 16, 2017, 11:38:29 AM
Lovely story genesis, had a good laugh while reading it! :D

I'm glad my misery brought you joy :D

Story time lads. Buckle up.

Played a lot of football (soccer for you Americans) through my school years. Spent every lunch break + before classes + after school playing football. Mainly played goalie and always got picked first but ended up breaking my left wrist twice and twisted it really bad (cast) once so stopped with the goalie. Moved to defender for a while after that until my last couple of years where I was busy during those times.

I then started playing indoor football (still soccer) with my elder brothers and their friends for a few months until a certain incident. So if you don't know, indoor footballs are a lot heavier than normal balls. Well, one of my brothers who was on my team got passed the ball and he immediately shot it. He missed the proper shot and instead hit it with the tip of his foot which makes the hit super strong but insanely inaccurate. It just so happened that I was standing in the way (literally 1 metre away). I brainfarted at that instant and instead of turning around or moving sideways, I decided to jump up and open my legs in the hopes that the ball would pass between my legs (fuck you brain). NOPE. Ball hit me square in the nuts. What followed was tears of both pain and laughter (from both me and everyone present). This clip describes it well: https://youtu.be/__3DpIJilQI?t=1m10s

Well, I was told to "walk it off" so I went to take a piss and it hurt A LOT. Other brother told me to not be a pussy and play so I did, albeit with a lot of pain. I went to the doctor the next day. Turns out there was blood in my urine and I got a testicle infection. My left nut was twice the size of the right. I couldn't even sit properly. To this day, I cannot run for a long period of time without pain. While there are no issues with you know, having kids, I still have problems playing traditional sports.

tl;dr Turn around or move sideways. Don't jump up.

Quote from: Lait_Choco on May 07, 2017, 10:53:59 AM

Quote from: WG Genesis on May 07, 2017, 09:04:06 AM
Where's the honeymoon destination? I've heard ape atoll has ninja monkeys!

We decided to go for Mos le'harmless due the political unrest in Ape atoll.

Very exotic. I approve.

Where's the honeymoon destination? I've heard ape atoll has ninja monkeys!

Welcome to our boards! Hope you have a fun time with us :)

Welcome to our boards! Hope you have a good time with us :)

Welcome to our boards! Are you planning on staying a zerker? Just curious.

Hey there! Welcome to our boards. Hope you have a great time with us :)

Welcome to the clan buddy :)

Bienvenue! Also, I'm impressed. A degree at age 19! Hope to see you around :)

I liked the beginning/mid a lot. Then it got boring and I stopped watching it.

Hey there! Welcome to the clan bud.

P.S: We're neighbours! I'm from Iran :D

Holy crap. What do you reckon the sentence will be?

Welcome to our boards bud! Hope you have a fun time with us :)

Welcome to the clan Lewis! Your build is very similar to what I had before I turned main. Kinda miss it :P

Welcome to our boards bud. Hope to see you around :)

Should be nothing wrong with that.

Hey there! Welcome to the clan. Hope you have fun with us :)

Hey there! Welcome to our boards. Hope you have a fun time with us :)

P.S: Rock is best genre.

Congratz! Great cape to have due to the accumulator effect.

Welcome to our boards bud :)

Do you also play Hearthstone by any chance? If you play on EU, hit me up.

Welcome to our boards. Hope to see you around! :)

Hey there! Welcome to our boards :)

I think you'll love the clan. For the time being, you can hang out in our cc "WG_CC". You can join whenever you'd like. Looking forward to seeing you around!

Hey there! Welcome to our boards. Looking forward to seeing you around :)

Quick tip I'd give you would be to get 70 prayer. Piety helps a lot whether you do pvp or pvm.

I might consider going for 99 mage if that's true. Thanks for the info.