Runescape songs!

[Mister Kyle]

Tik Tok Parody

Wake up in the morning feeling like Lordy,
grab my shield I'm in the portal I'm gonna tank real shitty.
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of strength,
'cuz when I get koed in CWA I ain't returnin' back

I'm talking raid leaders on my back (back)
Saying I can't bind for crap (crap)
Bgp just got koed (koed)
I'm tanking, eating all my pizzas
Running around the GDZ,
Trying to hug off for DZ...

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Ain't got a set in my bank, but got plenty of skills
Kyle's bitching at me, saying my combat's gonna get me killed
And now the council's lining up, 'cuz they hear I'm a skipper
But I turn my private off as I become #1 fisher!

I'm talking about
Sharks give 110 XP (XP)
It's like 1k for free! (Free)
Gonna fish them to 200m XP (XP)
Now now, I'm doing this for WG (WG)
I'm not just fishing for me (me)
Fishing just for me (me)
Fishing just for me.

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Zemus, you trained me up,
You helped me out
My sets, I've found
Yeah they're rising

With my combat up
I get kills now
Can't get koed
Yeah, it's easy

Zemus, you trained me up,
You helped me out
My sets, I've found
Yeah they're rising

With my pray up,
put your pray up,
put your pray up.
Now the barrages don't start until I call them in..

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Don't stop, hug the rocks,
DZ motivate our thoughts!
Tonight, We will fight
'Til we become top 5
Return, like a boss
And we won't have a loss, no
Lordy got koed, oh,
Lordy got koed, oh!

Party in the USA parody

I walked up to the CWA
With my scim and shield in hand
Welcome to the land of blood and death (woah)
There's a war I've gotta win

Jumped in the rune,
Tanking again for the 3rd time
Look to my right and see the spam tower's high
This is all so easy
Tanking these people like DZ

My food's disappearing and I'm running out of prayer
Too much damage and I'm dropped
That's when Darf raged at me on teamspeak
and WG Keanu was there recording it
WG Keanu was recording it
WG Keanu was recording it

So I put my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
and the binds flyin' away
Eatin' my food like George,
Hugging the walls like Rach,
and I got my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
Know I can tank all day
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!

Get to the turrets in my drudic
Everybody's sniping me now
Like "Look at that noob, with 3 defence,
He's gotta be like, Keanu"

So hard when I don't train
It's definitely not a Rimmington party
Cause all I see are hitsplats
Guess I never got my helm on

My food's all there and I'm still full of prayer
Had my robes on and I got one flopped
That's when WG started hating me
and Lordy got a WG tattoo
Lordy got a WG tattoo
Lordy got a WG tattoo!

So I put my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
and the binds flyin' away
Eatin' my food like George,
Hugging the walls like Rach,
and I got my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
Know I can tank all day
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!

Feel like bindin' Gladz the whole night (the whole night)
Got 1 banged, back to the fight (the fight)
Something stops my everytime (everytime)
Reign of Terror is camping GDZ all night!

So I put my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
and the binds flyin' away
Eatin' my food like George,
Hugging the walls like Rach,
and I got my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
Know I can tank all day
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!

So I put my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
and the binds flyin' away
Eatin' my food like George,
Hugging the walls like Rach,
and I got my pray up,
they're wanting my rune,
Know I can tank all day
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!
Yeah, it's a party in the CWA!

[Mojo]

(06:12:27) <Darth> POST ON MY TOPIC FFS

ok

[Owen]

What the fuck.

You have too much time on your hands sir.

[BeeBee]

I remember Party in the CWA <3

[Zemus]

And now the council's lining up, 'cuz they hear I'm a skipper
But I turn my private off as I become #1 fisher!

best part ##

[Toby]

Didnt you make these á while ago? I swear i've seen this on the old forums

[Mister Kyle]

Yessir I did

[PineappleTom]

tl;dr.

[Pacman Syu]

Wow man. That's intense.  :woeh:

[btraill]

My nerd radar is tingling.