[color=green][Accepted][/color] Couldn't think of anything funny for the title.

[Taibz]

About you and your account
I'm applying to the Silent Guardians clan

1. What is your current Runescape username, and what are your past usernames if any?
Qvitto, Taibz, NH_Taibz.

2. Tell us about your RuneScape account and history (e.g. when you started, what your RSN means, favourite activities etc.):
Started in 2007(?) and played on and off for a few years. Was in WG for a bit over a year and later on quit due to being hacked by a friend of mine, also known as Darth Vaders kid. After some time I came up with the idea to borrow my friend's account, which after another few months got hacked by my friend's friend. Now again I have started playing on that account about 5 minutes ago. My current RS name has a long, fucked up, meaning behind it... Here it goes:
A long time ago, my friend (Whoms account this is) and I found a guy named Lapp. Lapp is a swedish word which means a small paper, like a note. We found that name very simple and nice, so we tried to come up with something similar. After several years of reasearch (Not really) we came up with the name Kvitto, which means Receipt in swedish. After Kvitto didn't work, my friend decided that he'd try Qvitto and Tada! It worked!
My favourite activity is umm... I don't know.. As I mentioned above I just came back to RS a few minutes ago. I will try to get into PvM tho.

3. Tell us about yourself (Name (if you are comfortable), gender, age, country, hobbies, music, talents, likes and dislikes):
My name is Niklas. I'm 18 years old. I am a surviver from the north, trying to live through the rough storms of Sweden while being attacked by polarbears. My gender is still unknown. The scientists are trying to cut off one of my penises to make me look more like a normal 12 year old boy. My hobbies are fun games and other games, such as RuneScape. A new found hobby of mine is to stream League of Legends (*cough* www.twitch.tv/destryael *cough*). I listen to pretty much everything, from rock to disco. Talents? I can shoot cum up in the air and catch it in my mouth.
I like to play games and spend time with my friends. I dislike my adopted sister Tayzon_Day.

4. How did you hear about us and what makes you want to join SG?
I tried to find porn on the internet and I found Will. Looked him up on facebook to get a date with him, but all I could find was his interest in this game called RuneScape. Simple as, my journey still stands to find the man I, during Christmas Eve, furiously masturbated to while listening to mozart.

Your PvM, Dungeoneering and Minigame Experience

5. What are your current Combat, Total and Dungeoneering levels?
200 Total | 82 combat | 2246 Imaginary friends

6. What PvM and Minigame experience do you have? Were you involved in any Clans that did this in the past?
Clans that had events that people actually showed up to in the past? Nope.
On a serious note, I do have a lot of PvM experience (except from nex) from old RS, but I have not done any PvM in the EoC.

7. Our event times vary depending on the situation. Can you do your best to make events?
Yes.

Your Activity and Availability

8. Do you agree to check Forums daily and be on IRC at all times while you are in game, and to be on Teamspeak for all Events (Please note, these are third party programs, but clans have been using them for years and are crucial to our success, as such they ARE a requirement.  Further details can be provided on request.)
Yes.

9. Is there anything in the near future that may impact your activity or ability to attend events?
- Stabbed by my uncle Steven for masturbating in his livingroom.
- Death by parents if I fail school.
- Getting into a fight with a polarbear, ending up in jail for killing it with my fists.

[PineappleTom]

Hey Niklas. Welcome back :)

[Lord Himself]

Lol great app :P welcome back mate, 4 of the Nh unit in total again ^.^, looking forward to pvming with you now, seeing as there are no more raids D:

[IlIScottIlI]

YAH :D WELCOME TO ESS GEE

[Asaad]

Enjoyed the read. Nice to see you on the forums. :)

[BeeBee]

M8, i don't have fb anymore.
But i am pornpgraphic I agree.

[His Lordship]

You should know before you go through with your application that I am taking a very hard stance on trolling, and am being strict on the preservation of a positive community.
If you're OK with that, I'll welcome you with open arms.

[Taibz]

You should know before you go through with your application that I am taking a very hard stance on trolling, and am being strict on the preservation of a positive community.

I am in no way trying to troll or cause any negative attitude within WG. I simply enjoy trying to give people a good laugh or smile, but I do however understand completely what you mean.

[Randy]

Yay fellow twins WB <3

[Mojo]

I wondered when you'd follow Tayzon back!

Welcome back! :nyan:

[Jesse]

Lol'd a bunch reading this app. Welcome back to the clan mate, we're glad to have you!

[Al]

Interviewed, accept when invited into clan chat.

[Jesse]

Welcome to the clan broski!