she gives me a hamburger

[Zemus]

stop at the mcdonalds I used to work at manager i worked with sees me in the drive thru we hate each other she asks how did I obtain the car I ask for a hamburger, she gives me a hamburger I raise it to my lips and take a bite. My eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a father of three falls down the stairs I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. She gives me a hamburger I swallow and look down at the hamburger in my hands. I cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs a pickle shifts uneasily under the bun. She gives me a hamburger I look at her face, and she is pleading with me. The children are crying now I raise the hamburger to my lips, tears stream down my face as I take a bite she gives me a hamburger. I am on my knees. I plead with her to go across the street. She hears only children's laughter she gives me a hamburger I am screaming as I fall down the stairs. I cannot see anything I take a bite of the hamburger the concrete rushes up to meet me I awake with a start in my own bed. My eye twitches involuntarily she gives me a hamburger as I kill her, I do not make a sound she gives me a hamburger

[Wizard]

I'd call this a case of mass hysteria.

[Keith]

m8 what r u gonna do with 7 hamburgers

[Keith]

my pickle is shifting uneasily

[Keith]

sounds like a case of hamburgers

[Mojo]

Zemus you are fucked in the brain please consult a doctor.

[Randy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-RE7RUzjf8

hamburgers*

[Lord Himself]

You sir, should have ordered a double cheeseburger.