god dammit

[Vio]

Well I've just started back college.

Pro: I've made 4 friends.
Con: they're all female.

Pro: they're all really nice.
Con: they're all 16 and I'm 19.

Pro: they invite me to hang out with them at breaks and lunches.
Con: I also have to stand really awkwardly outside the girls toilets waiting for them for like 20 minutes every time.

This year does not bode well for me.

[PineappleTom]

Are you growing a vagina next?

[Randy]

Ask them if they have older friends
Use protection
?????
Profit

[Vio]

They're not even my style.
Half of them are caked in makeup/fake tan with god knows what other accessories.
And their conversation usually consists of their pregnant 15 year old friends and how many guys they've slept with.
I literally have no other options though - I live in Leigh, remember.

[Mojo]

Rip

[Toby]

sleep with them then ditch them and make new friends! That's what i would do

[Pacman Syu]

Make more friends.

[Raging Mage2]

rip tiny dick virg

[Kevin]

wait ... wot

[Jayson]

Friends with girls
Complains

Forever virgin

[Vio]

Friends with girls
Complains

Forever virgin

Also avoids charges for statutory rape

[Zeld Freelan]

Like this?

[Vio]

Pretty much, but with pink hair and more obvious fake eyelashes

[Owen]

Enjoy your synchronised periods!

[Zeld Freelan]

You're the first guy I've ever seen that's actually okay with getting friendzones.  :woeh:

[PineappleTom]

I would want friendzoned by Kez's description!