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Started by Mister Kyle, July 29, 2012, 12:56:08 AM

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Mister Kyle

Hey WG,

My name is Darf, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day staying inactive. You are everything bad in the clan world. Honestly, have any of you ever won a war? I mean, I guess it's fun making flash movies because of your massive ego, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than DDoSing Ghjjf.

Don't be inactive. Just hit me with your best KB. I'm pretty much unbannable. I was Warlord of the clan, and badass of the century. What minigames do you play, other than "CWA matched ops"? I also get max melee, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Elyxiatic

What the moose did you just fucking say about me, you little moose? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy mooses, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Moose, and I have over 300 confirmed rams. I am trained in moose warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed mooses. You are nothing to me but just another moose. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been moosed before on this Earth, mark my moosing word. You think you can get away with saying that moose to me over the moose? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of moose across Canada and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, moose. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little moose you call your life. You're fucking dead, moose.

I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can moose you in over seven hundred mooses, and that's just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unantlered combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Canadian Hunting association and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable moose off the face of the continent, you little moose. If only you could have known what unholy moose your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking hoove. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn moose. I will shit moose shit all over you and you will drown in it.



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Quote from: Mister Kyle on June 03, 2012, 08:39:21 PMI will rejoin WG ..IF OPH comes back.
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Quote from: Mister Kyle on June 03, 2012, 08:39:21 PMI will rejoin WG ..IF OPH comes back.
Quote from: Mister Kyle on June 03, 2012, 08:39:21 PMI will rejoin WG ..IF OPH comes back.
Quote from: Mister Kyle on June 03, 2012, 08:39:21 PMI will rejoin WG ..IF OPH comes back.
Quote from: Mister Kyle on June 03, 2012, 08:39:21 PMI will rejoin WG ..IF OPH comes back.
Quote from: Mister Kyle on June 03, 2012, 08:39:21 PMI will rejoin WG ..IF OPH comes back.

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Mister Kyle

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