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The...Fuck is this? lol

Started by Kung_Man149, October 01, 2012, 10:13:51 AM

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Kung_Man149

Okay, so, I was going through my Email's spam folder and I saw a fake Jagex Email.
I clicked it and saw this.

Dear Player,

This is an automated email from Jagex Ltd., RuneScape, FunOrb, War of Legends and Stellar Dawn.

We regret to inform you that your account has recieved free membership.


To recieve your free membership please click here:

(Link Removed for safety.)

Please note: Due to a recent bug in our system some accounts may have not received
their membership. The majority of void offences have been removed but we cannot ensure that all
have been removed. We encourage you to visit this link section to recieve your free membership
received due to system errors.

Many thanks,
Jagex Ltd.
Take me to church
I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life


Taken❒ Single❒ Mad✔
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Former leader of - Rivalry Damage

Former member of - Menacing Warriors

Former member of - Silent Strike

Former member of - Valiant

Former Elite Guardian of - Wilderness Guardians

Former Advisor of - Descendant Guardians

Former member of - The Gladiatorz

Former member of - Wilderness Guardians

Retired at - Poison.[/spoiler]
Here he kneels, the one who doesn't need to, for those who do need to.
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Bold, handsome and straight up awesome.

Owen





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Panda|Vulcan and Armybuilder, His Lordship and Vio and Patty and Owen - Biggest Bromances - Winter Fun Awards 2013
Owen and Dat Zemus - Most likely to be playing Runescape in 5 years - Winter Fun Awards 2013[/spoi

Mojo

We regret to inform you that your account has recieved free membership.

lol
New WG Forums

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Rachellove9

They joyfully tell you that your bank is now empty.  lol
 

Pacman Syu

NYEK NYEK NYEK.

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btraill

QuoteWe regret to inform you that your account has recieved free membership.

That one sentence alone cracks me up.  :fp:

Keith

i'd be full of regret if i got that email

emeritus for life ##

Vio

Quote from: Kung_Man149 on October 01, 2012, 10:13:51 AM
We regret to inform you that your account has recieved free membership.

what the fuck LOL