A Dream....

[Zeld Freelan]

Alright, so this is what happened today, earlier today I got really, really sleep stricken, this was around 12:00 or 1:00 PM today, I decided to take a nap...

I set my laptop aside and shuffled over towards my comfy bed, getting inside of it with ease.

And then...I fell asleep....

I dreamed of a man at the southern side of some island ( similar to the southern side of Britain ) and shoved off with nothing but a dog with him in a little mini carrack like ship.

He sailed and sailed and sailed but then he crashed into land, making him fall down and faint.

He woke up in the middle of the town he shoved off in, but then he realized his dog was on the ship, so he got another ship, but this time, sailed alone to the last spot he crashed his ship, but it wasn't there, he assumed the ship had sailed somewhere else.

So he went east, but eventually, he had stopped paying attention and veered off in different directions, that is until the ship with the dog crashed into his, and suddenly they were in a new place.

They found themselves at the middle of an 8 foot moat, filled with water, the sky was dark and cloudy, and there was a wall around the moat in which tons of snipers lingered, they surfaced, trying to get towards the shore, but a sniper shot at them but fortunately missed.

The man shouted and breathed in before going underwater with his dog, shouting underwater "Right on! Right on!" Before my dream ended.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?

[btraill]

It means you should probably lay off the unmentionables prior to sleeping.

Insert whatever substance you would like for [unmentionables].

:nyan:

[Kevin]

You are the dog.

[Zeld Freelan]

You are the dog.

How?

[btraill]

If you take the stance of being the dog you can conclude:

Perhaps it is symbolizing that you will meet someone soon that will be of either bad influence or lead you to something bad.

[Vio]

Doesn't mean shit cause its a dream.

[Mister Kyle]

Doesn't mean shit cause its a dream.

Sometimes Keanu has random bursts of brilliance that force me to agree with him.

[Keith]

you're the moat

[IlIScottIlI]

you watch to much boat porn

[Raging Mage2]

You're moot.

[Asaad]

The man is your father. You are the dog.

In reality, you have traveled with your father in his pick-up truck as he would frantically look for work. He looked far and wide with no luck. He gets in deep with the sharks after losing money gambling. They knocked him unconscious, beat him up, drugged him, and left him alive in the middle of the amazon rainforest. He lost hope of finding you and eventually adapted into a new lifestyle in a deserted part of Brazil that just so happened to be filled with 70's era hipsters.

You on the other hand are praised so highly by drug warlords for creating crystal methylamine at a 99.1% purity rate, that you are sent to Brazil to manufacture more to the population, while creating a better profit for your Drug overlords. The main distributers of the crystal meth are the 70's hipsters your father associates himself with. You had found your father in the meth lab that one day. Your father persuaded you to get out, and you had accepted his offer.

You stopped working for your Drug overlords, so they decide to kill you to tie up loose ends. You and your father escape and they cannot find you. You went into hiding, and at times your father would say "right on" whenever he would answer a correct answer at Jeopardy.

[Keith]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

[Raging Mage2]

lost my fucking shit Keith,

10/10