Lordy in literature

[Keith]

"His Lordship reached into a paper bag, drew out a pinch of bread dust between thumb and forefinger, and tossed it at his feet. A mob of self-important ducks had already gathered, and now they fussed at each other furiously in their efforts to get at the crumbs while the old nobleman watched them, his lined face a slack and emotionless mask."

-Last Argument of Kings by Joe Abercrombie

Who would've thought that I would find "His Lordship" and "Ducks" in the same paragraph in a random book. sheetedducklings were meant to be

[Mojo]

interesting

[Mister Kyle]

I bet his duck-covered sheets are amused.

[Mojo]

I think duck--sheets is keeping him more active because he is forced to check the forums every day so he can remove evidence of it.

[Kevin]

duuuuuuuuuckksheets m8

[Al]

I think he's gonna go apeshit.

won't mess m8

topic locked

[Kevin]

inb4

[Kevin]

 :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp: :herp:

[Mojo]

pls wg

[Keith]

ya pls. but now he can't deny his relationship with ducks

[Josheh]

 :nyan:

[Owen]

It's actually a surprisingly accurate description of the fabled picture too, except it wasn't bread, and he was eating it.

[His Lordship]

I have that book.
Now I must burn it.

[Keith]

I have that book.
Now I must burn it.

Hahahhaha I specifically only included the title/ author on the chance that you might have it in your huge collection

[Asaad]

Nice, I applaud you for finding that Bandit Keith

[Pacman Syu]

[Al]

That actually looks really comfortable...is that satin?

[Kevin]

ducktowels m8