Roses are Red...

[BeeBee]

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties
Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name
I've got OCD
And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Roses are red
Try not to cry
Bite down on the pillow
I'm going in dry

Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I'm a dog.



Was just chuckling to some of these (some of which I shall not post), anyone have any favourites?

[granitecrab]

Roses are Red.
Violets are blue.
i came out pretty.
what the fuck happened to you?

roses are red
violets are pretty.
i have ADD.
ooooo shiny!

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
my dick is ready.
how about you?

roses are dicks.
violets are dicks.
dicks.
dicks.

Roses are blue.
Violets are blue.
i have to poo.
so fuck you.

[Pacman Syu]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a knife
get in the van.

[Ts Stormrage]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I'm schizofrenic.
And so am I.

[Mojo]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Post count

[Mister Kyle]

Roses are red
violets are blue
Mojohaza1 likes trains

[Rammstein]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
and patty smells like poo

[Randy]

no

[SquelchyFish]

Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
I have sheets,
with ducks on them too.

[Pacman Syu]

Keith Keith Keith Keith,
Keith Keith Keith Keith,
Keith Keith Keith Keith Keith,
Keith Keith Keith Keith!

[This Babylon]

hey i just met you
and this is crazy
duckshits

[Asaad]

Roses are trains.
Violets are ducks.
Nothing left.

[This Babylon]

roses are red
violets are blue
vodka costs less
than a dinner for two

happy valentines everyone

[Vio]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Clan world is dead
This game is too

[Rammstein]

Roses are red
painted with the blood of the dead
Violets are blue
Just like the Athletes Foot in your shoe

[Zemus]

roses are red
violets are blue
guys i have to do a really big poo

[Buns]

roses are red
gay buns is me
his lordship is aussie
mojohazavagina

[Toby]

roses are red
violets are blue
i like boobs