Drinking...

[His Lordship]

Two nights ago I did some serious drinking. The result was not good at all.
As bad as it sounds... Could anyone help me get better at drinking?

Tips/tricks much appreciated!

[Ronmanola]

Limit the availability of it, even if there is an awesome sale at your local Costco, only buy a 6 pack. I also find that I only like beer and wine cold so by limiting it to 2-3 beers and a bottle of wine in the fridge, it may help from over-indulging when one has the urge.

[MoBBy]

Drink more.

[Quikdrawjoe]

If you want to be able to handle more alcohol you basically have to do like MoBBy says to develop a tolerance.  You also have to drink frequently.  I really would recommend against it though as you'll cause irreparable damage to yourself (both mental and physical).  You're better off accepting that people of Asian descent tend to not be able to handle alcohol as well.

[Armybuilder]

Bread.

[This Babylon]

drink  a glass of water every few drinks, alcohol does a number on hydration pretty well.
also this may help for the morning

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/science-news/5118283/Bacon-sandwich-really-does-cure-a-hangover.html

[Ronmanola]

If you want to be able to handle more alcohol you basically have to do like MoBBy says to develop a tolerance.  You also have to drink frequently.  I really would recommend against it though as you'll cause irreparable damage to yourself (both mental and physical).  You're better off accepting that people of Asian descent tend to not be able to handle alcohol as well.

About 80% of Asians lack the alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme and that is why their alcohol tolerance is low. Also cheese, peanuts, meat, tofu, etc can reduce the rate at which alcohol is absorbed through the lining of your stomach.

[His Lordship]

WHAT THE FUCK?!
Zeth made this topic while I was at the gym.
Absolute douchebag.

I'll keep it open for the lols, but I can bloody well handle my alcohol.
None of this Asians-lacking-enzymes bullshit.

[PineappleTom]

Epic.

[Al]

I was thinking why you would post this lol.

[Ecs Ovechkin]

you could just not drinkk any alcohol at all.

[This Babylon]

you could just not drinkk any alcohol at all.

what kind of communist thought is this

[Mami Tomoei]

Drink lots! just make sure u dont mix drinks in ur system, then u get fucked over real fast.

[Sean]

WHAT THE FUCK?!
Zeth made this topic while I was at the gym.
Absolute douchebag.

I'll keep it open for the lols, but I can bloody well handle my alcohol.
None of this Asians-lacking-enzymes bullshit.

My experience around you after you have drank suggests otherwise, my friend.

[Flames377]

throw up

[BeeBee]

Try wanking while downing a pint.

[Mojo]

it actually looked legit to me

[Keith]

asians lack enzymes

[Josheh]

Thought this was legit haha.

[Vio]

Zeth is a legend.

[Taibz]

Isn't Zeth swedish?

[RoQ]

AHAH pretty decent troll on Lordship ^^

[Randy]

lmfao