3 Wishes

[Wayshow]

Topic speaks for itself
You find a genie lamp, and you get 3 wishes
What would your three wishes be?

and NO, wishing for more wishes OR more lamps (9gag makes people smart -.-) is not an answer
and NO, you cannot add "and" in a wish. (eg. i wish for that and that and that)
THE POINT IS, NO LOOPHOLES. JUST MAKE THE GOD DAMN WISHES

k
:)

[Colinwarrior]

I wish to have all the powers that the Judeo-Christian version of a God would have.


What else do I need? lol

[Dieyou2000]

I wish for the power to fap furiously while still being quiet.
I wish for the power to summon any woman from any point in time to have sex with me.
I wish for the power to become invisible.  (so I can stalk in locker rooms of course)

So....basically I'm a creeper.   ;D

[James]

I wish for unlimited money.
I wish for all diseases to be cured.
I wish for being the best at every game in the world.

[Shinhwa]

I wish I could manipulate time.
I wish I would have a never ending cash pile.
I wish I could teleport.

[Vio]

I wish for omnipotence.
/end

[Keith]

Guaranteed happiness

[Bgpgraebner]

I wish for omnipotence.
/end

You're doing it wrong.

1) Internal peace
2) Someone to be always by my side
3) Good friends

[Dorcha3377]

Money, money and more money.
Then I can buy whatever I wish or a reasonable facsimile.

[Seb]

1: as if im not already, but the power to make all woman want to have sex with me.
2: for me to win the euromillions lottery the next day (but forget that I had wished for it)
3: To have a lifelong ticket to every every game at every football club in the world.

[Bgpgraebner]

1: as if im not already, but the power to make all woman want to have sex with me.

Keep dreaming, sir ##

[George]

I wish:
1) That I had a better metabolism so I don't have to struggle with my weight for the rest of my life.
2) That the girl I am currently chasing would either a) like me or b) stop playing hard to get.
3) I could be one of the people who gets really good grades by doing NO WORK!

[xGod Fath3Rx]

I wish:
1) That my asthma would be cured.
2) For an unlimited cash pile on rs (which could technically be used as an unlimited cash pile irl too lol)
3) I could get over my shyness and actually talk to a girl without feeling like I'm gonna be sick.

[BeeBee]

1) For me to push myself to be the best i can be, more.
2) Get fit for the next hockey season
3)Overcome my fears

[Wind_Arcus]

1. I would wish to have unlimited knowledge
2. I would wish to own Microsoft
3. I would wish for Telekinesis

[Joey]

I wish for ..

1. Cure for all diseases
2. Never to get old and stay young  ::)
3. All the Jordan sneakers I ever wanted.

[Rachellove9]

1.  To touch any book and instantly retain all the information without reading it.  (Knowledge is worth a lot.)

2.  To always have the exact amount needed in my pocket to pay for anything I am buying including tips.

3.  The wisdom to use the first two wishes wisely in my life.

[Toby]

1. Have a good singing voice
2. gimme the girl in my dreams
3. have a happy life