Zezima is love, Zezima is life

[Sugax]

I was only level 19
I loved Zezima so much, I had all the screenshots and videos
I prayed to Zezima every time I log off, thanking him for the hit points I've been given
"Zezima is love" I say, "Zezima is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a fanboy
I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Zezima
I called him a noob
He hits me and tells me to log off
I am crying now, my medium helm hurts so much
I lay in bed and its really cold
A warmth is moving towards me
I feel someone right clicking me
Its Zezima
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear, "this is my training spot"
He lifts me with his powerful level 99 strength hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my platelegs for Zezima
He's slaying my butthole
I am losing hit points fast, but I do it for Zezima
I can feel my defense level draining as my eyes start to water
I push against his attack level 99
I want to please Zezima
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butthole with his potion
My dad walks in
Zezima looks him straight in the eye and says, "Its all over now"
Zezima leaves through my trapdoor
Zezima is love, Zezima is life

Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/runescape/comments/23d7lx/zezima_is_love_zezima_is_life/

[Ivica Divlji]

:O Someone needs professional help...

[geoff_7th]

ye not seeing the funny side of things

[Mojo]

lmao!

[Vio]

Remember when this shit was funny?

Neither do I.

[SoraSync]

Remember when this shit was funny?

Neither do I.

So much hatred, you need to love

Zezima is love, Zezima is life

[Freezee]

 :woeh: :nyan: i guess it was kinda funny

[Vio]

Remember when this shit was funny?

Neither do I.

So much hatred, you need to love

Zezima is love, Zezima is life

There is a fine line between hatred and the dissociation of humour and sub-par intelligence.

[Sean]

incorrect

shrek is love, shrek is life

[SFM] The SHREKTACULAR Swamp

[Al]

Remember when this shit was funny?

Neither do I.

So much hatred, you need to love

Zezima is love, Zezima is life

There is a fine line between hatred and the dissociation of humour and sub-par intelligence.

shut up vio

:)

[Asaad]

Remember when this shit was funny?

Neither do I.

So much hatred, you need to love

Zezima is love, Zezima is life

There is a fine line between hatred and the dissociation of humour and sub-par intelligence.

much words

[Mister Kyle]

incorrect

shrek is love, shrek is life

[SFM] The SHREKTACULAR Swamp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48hehsqhIoA

[Emeris6]

Holy crap. This reminds me of some really awkward fanfictions. >.>

[Sean]

incorrect

shrek is love, shrek is life

[SFM] The SHREKTACULAR Swamp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48hehsqhIoA

wat

[Mister Kyle]

he penetrates my butthole

[Ivica Divlji]

This just keeps getting weirder and weirder...

[Mister Kyle]

This just keeps getting weirder and weirder...

[Etghon]

I have Zezima on my fl

[Patty]

I just watched that video, what the actual fuck...