***WARNING YOU MAY BE OFFENDED***
***PROCEED WITH CAUTION***
Not everyone's humor is the same
Adult jokes are fine, however being blatantly racist/sexist/homophobic/etc is not funny and you will be met with a swift boot to the ass
I'll start
POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE JOKE WARNING What do an orgasm and a pulse have in common?
MILDER SAFE SPACE JOKE What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?