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What the fuck did you just fucking do, you clanmates and friends? I'll have you know I didn't work for 2 years to see shitlickers like you screw my plans over, and Havoc and Crow have been gods in numerous raids in the Wilderness Guardians, and they have over 300 confirmed floor pics. I am trained in not being the strongest or most influential. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out until you have nothing left, mark my fucking words. You think you can give me that "They deserved it" bullshit? Think again, fucker. As we speak you will tell me exactly what happened and why you did it, and if you want to fucking cry about something you do it afterward, Maggot. You do it afterwards because in WG this is a pathetic little thing we call unacceptable. You're fucking possessed, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can make myself fucking clear in over 700 ways, and that's just with TeamSpeak. Not only am I extensively trained in giving it 1 shot at getting inside your fucked up little mind, and I have access to the entire arsenal of the Wilderness Guardians' shitposting and I will use it to it's full extent to wipe your fucked up little minds off Gilenior, you little shitlickers. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "crime" in WG was about to bring down upon you, maybe I might have left it there. But you couldn't, and you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will make sure you having NOTHING LEFT and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

now that's a name I've not heard in a long time welcome back!

pog

I had to wait for my fiance to leave the office to see this and I wish I didn't.

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WELCOME BACK OG

I have a massive forehead and a receded hairline, does that count?

Ah. I remember you didn't want to come back because you didn't like Mojo.

welcome! I'm hoping to get into having an aquarium once I'm in a new house, we can definitely nerd out about fish.

TOOK ME SO MANY CLUES. DECIDED TO CHOP DOWN MY FOSSIL ISLAND TREES, GOT AN ELITE CLUE NEST, THEN IT WAS A MOTHERFUCKING MIMIC. FINALLY THE GRIND IS OVER.

baby cum back any kind of fool could see i was wrong to let you leave the clan brother baby cum back you can spill it all on me it was wrong, and the clan can't live without you

Another boi for our ranks, but I had a few questions: How would you describe your sense of humor? Also, a bit more about your hobbies outside of OSRS? Were the games you were talking about tabletop or video games? If so, what kind? Thanks again for the application, @lasonic

This thread has been CLOSED This nostalgia topic has now been processed. This person is no longer younger than 2 years in the clan and cannot thank you enough for the replies on this topic.

Oh true, you have Krystillia/Vannaka for slayer. I also of course forgot to mention the Wilderness Wards for BiS mage/range offhand. Which also reminds me that Viggora's Chainmace outside of the wilderness is just a crush Dragon Scimitar (even tho you can get a D-scim for scorpia, you have to COMPLETE MM1 to wield it) Also, for melee gloves, you COULD make an exception to do the first part of RFD but I'd just make a combat bracelet. As far as staves go, you can technically make a Bryophyta staff. I would also give you access to the normal F2P minigames, but also Soul Wars, because you go to edgeville to go to it.

Weapons: Rune Scim (Dragon Battleaxe from master clues technically), MSB/Rune X-bow (Mage logs @ MTA, runite ore from wild), Master Wand. Armor: DFS, Full Rune for Melee, Black Dhide for range, Splitbark for mage (Top/Bottom from Fanatic, gloves from magpies, helm from ninja implings), get mystic boots from implings as well. Leather boots are your only other option unless you want to farm elites/masters for gilded boots Skilling Gear: Dragon pIckaxe, rune axe by smithing or lava dragons, You can technically get a Fury from a Bag Full of Gems from MLM, but Glory would suffice IMO. I forgot to mention rings, I think you can get a Beacon Ring.

I would love to have control over water so I can contain leaks as well as Mojo B)

WhyReadIGNs? What's the point?

I feel like I was able to manage to remember most of the people that joined around the same time I did. I couldn't not mention you, even if we are on different time zones

Pretty hyped to be with WG for 2 whole years starting on Monday, and I would say that the clan changed just as much as I have. When I first joined I was a level 60, and now I'm 2.1k total level with Quest cape (and 1 task off diary cape why does slayer do me like that). I just wanted to take this time to say a huge thank you to the friends I've made along the way. I'll go in alphabetical order to not choose favorites, but I'll start with everyone currently on the Officer squad and staff team. I'll group you all together to start out with, because you are all the most solid staff team I've ever seen in WG. When I first joined there was a huge clique culture, and even though as members each member of staff was approachable, the staff team now is a cohesive unit where you are all unique, loveable individuals. I'm not staff anymore, but I'm sure there is nothing but love behind the scenes. I know that when I was staff I'd get into some petty garbage with random members (Sorry Swifter, I still love you.), but I literally haven't seen any drama since I've came back. Just a reminder, if I don't mention you by name, then I probably glanced over you on the memberlist. I love all of WG, there isn't a single member I don't get along with and we've been fantastic at vetting good members with our community. I know when I first joined, I commended Slump and Mojo for having such a positive community that naturally gates away toxic people and brings more chill people to join. If you're chill, and you find WG, you'll probably stay because it's chill. @Crazyooga You're someone that I feel like I never see enough, in the best way possible. I'm always excited to see your name at events, even when you first joined. We have what feels to be opposite schedules and it makes it just that much more exciting to see you at events, or even just chilling in the CC. @Dad TBd Mum You always push me to be better at PKing. When I'm with you, I know there's someone there that understands me and I can rely completely on. I feel like we have a blush of fun competition. Or maybe it's just me being nervous when we're PKing together, and I have to prove that I can be as good as you are. @Hatred Sabre still sane, exile? BBQ, I remember when I first joined and I annoyed the everliving fuck out of you. You might not remember it at this point, and at this point we might joke about noobs who can't listen to callers, but I can always remember when I was that noob that couldn't listen to callers. You taught me so much about the very basics of this game, and every time I right click my glory, I can hear your beautiful voice ask "Why tele to Edgeville? Why not glorious Draynor Village?". Even more than just teaching me about the game, you taught me how to interact properly outside of the game. If I was dipping into drama, you would pull me out, and keep my head straight. If I'm feeling down, I know you'll be there to bring me back up. @Jansen I feel absolutely blessed to have recruited you. I remember you being a f2p noob and I offered you a bond if you joined WG, but you didn't just join WG, you're an honoured guardian and I couldn't be more proud. You are the absolute highlight of how much people can grow in this clan and what this clan has to offer. @jensen272 I mentioned rivals before, and when I was more new and much more active I always stared at your hiscores page to see if I can keep up with you. Seeing you nowadays really highlights how much we've both have grown, and you're just an absolute blast to check up on. You're positive, you're motivated, and you share that with me when I see you. @FinalELITE I've mentioned people that I feel like I don't talk to enough, and I couldn't leave you out of the conversation. Everytime I see you, I get excited, because I know you're going to make whatever event I'm in that much more enjoyable. I love seeing you in game, in the discord, anywhere. @LGBTQHCIMBTW Dom, you're like, a better me. We hit Eventmaster at the same time and you showed me up with every event. You were more creative, you're a better PVMer than I am, and I'm proud to see someone who is better than me in each of my best facets. You even put the fire cape on my pure. @Lunars_Iron You're an absolute blast to be around, and I love your presence in the CC. You're a total staple of the community, even when you're inactive. You make everyone remember that WG is a permanent home. @Wg Luk1n You inspired me to push for staff. And when I got on the team, you were there showing me every rope (until you stepped down.) It's really strange not being in 12 of your events per week, it feels like it was only yesterday. @WG Maiar I've mentioned amazing PKers before, and you're yet another highlight. You joined shortly after me, and I felt like every time I went out to the wilderness you were there with me. @Mask You inspired me every single day we were both online together, and I'm so happy to have you back. I know being #freetotrick is the exact opposite of WG's values, but I was one of the people that turned around and supported you when left temporarily because I would have literally done anything to keep you as a member of the community. You really inspire me so much, that I still shout "LOOOOOT LOOTLOOTLOOTLOOT" every time I get a good drop, or if I'm world hopping, there's always a slight mimicry of your clean, clear worldhops @Pentomix You're a more recent addition to the clan but you definitely push every pillar of the WG community. You're another one of those people that I get excited to see online because I know you're going to make everything much more fun. @Queen Cersei You're an absolute delight to banter with and I loved every single time you confused me for Gore, at some point I wasn't sure if it was a running bit and you knew who I was. Either way, you're extremely sincere and open, and I love that so much about you. @Slumptality I feel like you've always had my back, even when I was in the wrong, you would look and see where I was coming from. You were a huge inspiration to me when I first joined the clan and you're still an inspiration to me now. Thanks for the Fighter Torso. @Yasticaki You are a wonderful mentor, even when I think I'm an expert at something you're out here teaching me something new, and you are always out here helping out your fellow clanmates and friends. I would also like to take the time to mention a few former clanmates. Remember guys, no matter what clan you're in now, you at least inspired one person during your time in WG. @AAIGHT I know you're not going to read this, but you always made it clear when you didn't agree with something. More importantly, you left on your own accord, when you weren't happy with how the clan was going, but you respected every individual within it. @Adult Cat Similar to AAIGHT, you left WG only because you didn't agree with staff. I'll reiterate here that I'm more than okay with that, in fact, I'm happy that you're happier somewhere else. When you were here you helped introduce me to the rest of the WG community, and every time I see you on Reddit I shed a small tear remembering that you're always welcome back here. @At The Races I mentioned plenty of people that taught me how to PK, and god damn if you didn't teach some complete n00b how to PK. Looking back, I am amazed by your patience and whenever people ask me how to learn to PK I use you as a reference. @4474 Did we ever really get along? No. But that's fine, because you did your best to keep our disagreements as healthy as possible for the rest of the clan. I'm pretty sure you don't scape at all anymore, and I really hope you the best with whatever you're doing nowadays. @father4skin God what can't I say about you, besides "You like that?". Your humor is wonderful, and you're sort of the face of "Ex-WG member" in that you're insanely skilled, motivated, and always active in your community. You might not be in WG anymore, but you still act just how you did when you were in WG because you're such a genuine person. You're another PKer who pushed me to be better, and never let me stop. @WG Fargorn I'm mentioning people that taught me how to PK, and Fargorn, I was absolutely heartbroken when you left the clan. I'm proud that you really made Nothing Left your own, and even though you had bigger plans with the clan than what became of it, I'm sure wherever you're at in the wild now, you're as active and motivated as when you were telling me how to not run up onto someone without actually clicking teleblock first. I'll always feel a bit like a noob around you, and that's a good thing. @Hathor666 You have top notch banter and like many people on this list, a motivated and skillful PKer that doesn't mind showing other people your moves. Another former member that left due to disagreements with staff, and although WG is a bit too PG for you, I'm sure you're clapping cheeks wherever you are now. @Mojo You have done so much for me. This is my opportunity to gush more about the staff team in my first 2 years of WG, and you're the epitome of what the staff team was. You left the clan in the careful hands of Ghost and Neigh, but before then, you nurtured me in every step of my OSRS career. Every time I had a problem? You were there. Every time I fucked up? You were there. You trusted me oh so much more than I ever deserved, and you put that much trust into every single member of this clan. You know when people are good, and your Fortnite and Fall Guys content is all I need to see your happy face. You're such a genuine human being and I loved every single second of talking to you. You're an absolute sweetheart. I'm so happy you found something that makes you happy, and I will be absolutely amazed if in a year from now you're not an insanely successful streamer. You made this community what it is and built us up as individuals and as a clan after every hardship. @WG Wessoxx You're another member that I just can't believe is gone sometimes. You are another person that just absolutely personifies what it means to be WG. You're helpful to others, fun to be around, and I wouldn't be where I'm at now if it weren't for you protecting me at chaos altar until RoT rolled in. Keep doing what you're doing brother. @Vio You're another one of those amazing PKers that taught me how to PK. But more than that, you're an amazing member of the entire OSRS community, not just WG. I was a bit sad when you stopped producing your Podcast with His Lordship. You're a minister of propaganda and the (un)offical leader of the master guardians for a reason. Your personality is as big as your heart, and your banter is insane. I can't even say I miss you, because you still interact with the clan inside the public discord. Looking back now, WG is much of the same it always has been. The Wilderness Guardians help others, not just in game, not just with game advice, but as people. We're always there for eachother when we're feeling down. The Wilderness Guardians also has a great sense of humour, and a contagious motivation. I don't play Oldschool Runescape because I like OSRS, I play because I'm a member of The Wilderness Guardians. You guys are what makes the game fun for me, and you've made the game fun for me for the last two years. You've all been there for me, and as members come and go, the clan still stays the same. We're a fantastic community, and I'm so lucky to have every single one of you. Other clans are constantly trying to drag me over, but you know what? I wouldn't ever join another clan, because I'm not in the Wilderness Guardians for the events, or for the fat loot, or anything but seeing clanmates that I can genuinely call friends. The memberlist is always changing, but the community is always the same. Wilderness Guardians is the only clan you can be a part of and have random people walk up to you and say "Oh, you're in WG? I was in there back when X was leader or Y was active." and that random person being absolutely wholesome and kind because WG has such a lasting effect on people. There's a reason we're OSRS's oldest clan, and WG will last at least as long as OSRS itself.