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Plootastic
What is your current RS name? Plootastic
List any previous RS names: Ploot
Plootaloo
Ploot Goat
What is your total level and combat level?
1880 Total Level
125 Combat
Tell us about your RuneScape account and history.
First i trained some strength of cows, and then on some chickens, then back to cows some more and sold the hides, with the money i bought lobsters to go and do waterfall quest. then i killed many things with range and stuffs. I also partook in the splashing of chickens and rats with fire strike for magic training experience overnight. I got 99 range with the use of broad bolts and my pure was well underway. Many black demons, draynor vampires, kendal, and that homie from gnome quest khazard face looking ass, they all felt the tip of my sarasword as i got 99 strength:). Then i got 34 def cause pure cap was 39 at the time, for the rune gloevgs and heavy ballista of life and order to slaughter some scrubadubs. Then 90 prayer and 99 attack followed by many more 26k trips into the prayer potion drain also known as nightmare (i wanna kms by this point) zone. Pure cap changed down to 5 defence so this god tier acc became worthless aka its main season baby. Me and duradel became really close homies i think he tried to catch of wiff of this greatness and 99 defence came in hot followed by training the last few mage levels for the only useful skillcape.
Tell us about your clan history.
***Pre-EoC*** Fury (High Council) - closed after Gooby hacked Perra and Waldos for 40m each and said it was only an April fools joke and deleted the website and banned everyone from the TS3. lmao hillbillies Legacy (Warlord) - Sam the bear aka the brown clown hmu and said he needed some help calling a prep for his shit show of w65 auto type recruited inbreds. of course i helped a homie out and slaughtered some scrubadubs in f2p combat winning the prep 3-0 was like taking cake from a baby. Enormity (High Council) - Throwback to when i got 30 defence on my pure for turmoil and then could only afford to get to 85 prayer lmfaoooooo Annihilation (Advanced Member) - battlescape era of life, holding down gdz in 1v6 clan fights, sniping retards with vls + kiln cape was like shooting rats in a barrel
Vitality (High Council) - Ikov champions of the year, people thought they could pipe up with their broken ass custom dragonbone armour, little did they know i was coming in to raw dog the whole server and closed all other competition with the single swing on my magnificent rod ***07***
Excel (Member or some shit was a mass spam cc) - took the edge ditch by storm with maple shortbow of fucking order, noobs ate addy arrow after addy arrow like it was their job. Fury (High Council) - The boys are back in fucking town, dumbass Mark let Gooby join back up again but old things never changed he hacked mark for 50m and we closed, even tho got was easy 3-0 on some other shit xlpc cause of yours truly at the mic in one hand and rune scimmy in the other Doom (Advanced Member) - time to move on the bigger and better things, lets just say this wasn't it lmfaoooo, left this trash land cause your boy doesn't like taking L's in the p2p arena The Last Pures (Advanced Member) - literally undefeated in minis/preps with the gang of life, u think foe was good but they always hiding in the log out screen both in wildy and clanwars scared of the mighty eagle swooping in for their silly as bones on the floor. This was until hannuman got kicked from his own clan that he lead to victory for a year straight by his own elders of tlp who closed it 1 month later to join rot was say was good w/ the sly dog jed Corrupt Pures (Elder) - My homie sam the bear hit me up again, i said yo was good brown man, hes like fuck you idiot, im like ok then slowie, it hits me with the on the real tho im tryna sound the horn join CP, no app required cause they were tryna snipe all the TLP gods after TLP closed. so of course ima join a shit tear clan if it means i don't have to apply, and lets just say that was a mistake preps were horrible under the 80 iq leader drunk with a temper of a honey badger. but the mini gang kept it real and i still talk w/ them even tho those freaks only play curve
Final Ownage Elite (Applicant x2) - was going to join foe after i maxed new pure to squad up with the mini gang again but realised that everyone in the clan was a crybaby little britbong cucks that i couldn't squad up with even after 2 attempts on behave the greatest to ever live
Tell us about your yourself.
I am 21 years old, my name is Jacob Nelson, I live at 1872 Bruce Ave. Windsor Ontario Canada Milky Way Galaxy, Postal Code J8G 4C4, PO Box 1400 Bruce Ave #58. Social Secure Number 568 497 301. I have all 4 of my limbs, all 10 of my fingers on the correct hands, and majority of the toes. I have blue eyes ginger hair (the curtains match the drapes for anyone wondering) I am cis-gender-squid-neutral-flamingo-pro-life-pro-choice and neutral of all comments questions and concerns while i am a part of the real and non real so you can't object or your racist.
How did you hear about us? I heard about this clan from the title of a Sharkbrew topic that a clicked on, when i went to most recent topics column on the Sharkbrew forum.
What makes you want to join us? Ever since I was a wee lad I dreamed about one day growing up big and strong and becoming a member in the Wilderness Guardians. It was my childhood dream and I hope that one day it comes true so I can forever be happy and my family will accept me as more than just a basement dweller with terrible acne. I have prepared for this moment my entire life, and without it, I would become a void. It is my utter duty to be the best of the best like no one ever was and I have no other passion than being able to contribute twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week of my full passion fulled effort towards the squad.
Do you agree to the rules and requirements of WG and understand that this is an honour clan? Yes i am super honor and clan man friendly i understand and swear on me mum.