WG Fargorn Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 (edited) A Quasi-Experimental Analysis of the Adult Cat Please keep in mind that I am a University Educated Scientist. Only peer reviewed content, and only the most academic of literature was utilized in this analysis I rode to Gondor Data Collection Since joining WG roughly a year ago, I have had several chance encounters with a character known as Adult Cat. So here is what we know about Adult Cat. He is russian He drinks He does ALOT of BA That's about it Hypothesis I would Hypothesize that our Adult Cat is actually a famous Russian Character known as RASPUTIN. Famous lover to the Russian queen, cassock, brute, dancer, perhaps prophet and healer. Also very hard to kill. I Found some Evidence WATCH THIS!!@!@!@!@!@! Critical Analysis RED-Evidence Teal-New Data There lived a certain man in Russia long ago He was big and strong, in his eyes a flaming glow (catlike perhaps?) Most people looked at him with terror and with fear (black cat?) But to Moscow chicks he was such a lovely dear He could preach the bible like a preacher Full of ecstasy and fire But he also was the kind of teacherWomen would desire Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra RasputinRussia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on He ruled the Russian land and never mind the czar But the cassock he danced really wunderbar In all affairs of state he was the man to please But he was real great when he had a girl to squeeze For the queen he was no wheeler dealer Though she'd heard the things he'd done She believed he was a holy healer Who would heal her son Ra ra RasputinLover of the Russian queen There was a cat that really was gone Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine It was a shame how he carried on But when his drinking and lusting and his hunger For power became known to more and more people The demands to do something about this outrageous Man became louder and louder This man's just got to go, declared his enemies But the ladies begged, don't you try to do it, please No doubt this Rasputin had lots of hidden charms Though he was a brute they just fell into his arms Then one night some men of higher standing Set a trap, they're not to blame Come to visit us they kept demanding And he really came Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They put some poison into his wine Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machineHe drank it all and said, I feel fine Ra ra Rasputin Lover of the Russian queen They didn't quit, they wanted his head Ra ra Rasputin Russia's greatest love machine And so they shot him 'til he was dead Oh, those Russians Edited July 22, 2018 by WG Fargorn WG Shovel, suffud and Adult Cat 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WG Gore Def Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Lmfao I guess you guys were made for each other's "crazyness" Adult Cat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutepuppy666 Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Mojo 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Somebody is sniffing the marker pens. Quote If you can't afford it, don't risk it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adult Cat Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 WG Lohow and WG Fargorn 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retired Leader Mojo Posted July 22, 2018 Retired Leader Share Posted July 22, 2018 Wtf if this WG Fargorn 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suffud Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Somebodys been on the medicinal highs at work lmao Adult Cat 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lait Choco Posted July 23, 2018 Share Posted July 23, 2018 Wtf are you smoking? Must be some good stuff WG Fargorn 1 Quote Spoiler Q: Kimi, do you have any hobbies? KR: I collect walnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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