GurtJun Posted March 4, 2019 Posted March 4, 2019 Ill start: Want to hear my construction joke? Never mind, im still working on it. BADUM TSSS schmiiiited, 555 God and Zutheris 2 1 Quote 3rd place in the Agility Competition of 29th of April 2019 Spoiler https://gyazo.com/b8d802e36cab395124bc82f4f1ab1231 Big PvM drops I got Spoiler
Butcher baby Posted March 21, 2019 Posted March 21, 2019 Did you hear about the movie constipation? We're still waiting for it come out GurtJun and schmiiiited 2 Quote
Zutheris Posted March 24, 2019 Posted March 24, 2019 Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. GurtJun and schmiiiited 2 Quote
Zutheris Posted March 25, 2019 Posted March 25, 2019 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the Bay they'd be Bagels. GurtJun 1 Quote
Butcher baby Posted March 26, 2019 Posted March 26, 2019 What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock GurtJun and schmiiiited 2 Quote
GurtJun Posted March 26, 2019 Author Posted March 26, 2019 (edited) A clown held the door open for me today, I thought it was a very nice jester. What said the buffalo to his son? Bi son Edited March 26, 2019 by GurtJun schmiiiited and Adult Cat 1 1 Quote 3rd place in the Agility Competition of 29th of April 2019 Spoiler https://gyazo.com/b8d802e36cab395124bc82f4f1ab1231 Big PvM drops I got Spoiler
TheDorkfish Posted March 27, 2021 Posted March 27, 2021 What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a tricycle? Attire. Quote
Nala Posted March 28, 2021 Posted March 28, 2021 what do you get when two bullets have a kid? a BB GurtJun 1 Quote
Big Erecshun Posted April 14, 2021 Posted April 14, 2021 was thinking about posting a joke about pizza, but its too cheesy GurtJun and schmiiiited 2 Quote
MrZerkerberg Posted April 15, 2021 Posted April 15, 2021 Whenever we go to the grocery store and the clerk asks if i want my milk in a bag. I tell them i'd like to keep it in the jug lmao. GurtJun 1 Quote
funky justie Posted April 19, 2021 Posted April 19, 2021 I just entered the woodcutting guild but I just couldn't hack it. so perry gave me the axe. GurtJun 1 Quote Goblin? Spoiler Capes of Accomplishment 17-04-2021 Spoiler Stats 24-4-2021 Spoiler
schmiiiited Posted July 8, 2023 Posted July 8, 2023 The waiter asked if i wanted a box for my leftovers, but i told him im not into fighting. GurtJun 1 Quote
555 God Posted September 29, 2024 Posted September 29, 2024 Kid: I'll call you later. Dad: Please, call me Dad. schmiiiited 1 Quote
AncientStone Posted November 10, 2024 Posted November 10, 2024 If a man stands in the Nile and says he doesn't, he's both in the Nile and in denial. Ghost Sabre 1 Quote
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