GurtJun Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 Ill start: Want to hear my construction joke? Never mind, im still working on it. BADUM TSSS 555 God, Zutheris and schmiiiited 2 1 Quote 3rd place in the Agility Competition of 29th of April 2019 Spoiler https://gyazo.com/b8d802e36cab395124bc82f4f1ab1231 Big PvM drops I got Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AAIGHT Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 omg Quote YT Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butcher baby Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Did you hear about the movie constipation? We're still waiting for it come out GurtJun and schmiiiited 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zutheris Posted March 24, 2019 Share Posted March 24, 2019 Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field. GurtJun and schmiiiited 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zutheris Posted March 25, 2019 Share Posted March 25, 2019 Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the Bay they'd be Bagels. GurtJun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butcher baby Posted March 26, 2019 Share Posted March 26, 2019 What do you call a constipated detective? No shit sherlock schmiiiited and GurtJun 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GurtJun Posted March 26, 2019 Author Share Posted March 26, 2019 (edited) A clown held the door open for me today, I thought it was a very nice jester. What said the buffalo to his son? Bi son Edited March 26, 2019 by GurtJun Adult Cat and schmiiiited 1 1 Quote 3rd place in the Agility Competition of 29th of April 2019 Spoiler https://gyazo.com/b8d802e36cab395124bc82f4f1ab1231 Big PvM drops I got Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karaja Posted February 11, 2021 Share Posted February 11, 2021 "because I said so" GurtJun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDorkfish Posted March 27, 2021 Share Posted March 27, 2021 What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a tricycle? Attire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nala Posted March 28, 2021 Share Posted March 28, 2021 what do you get when two bullets have a kid? a BB GurtJun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Erecshun Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 was thinking about posting a joke about pizza, but its too cheesy schmiiiited and GurtJun 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrZerkerberg Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Whenever we go to the grocery store and the clerk asks if i want my milk in a bag. I tell them i'd like to keep it in the jug lmao. GurtJun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
funky justie Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 I just entered the woodcutting guild but I just couldn't hack it. so perry gave me the axe. GurtJun 1 Quote Goblin? Spoiler Capes of Accomplishment 17-04-2021 Spoiler Stats 24-4-2021 Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmiiiited Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 The waiter asked if i wanted a box for my leftovers, but i told him im not into fighting. GurtJun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
555 God Posted September 29 Share Posted September 29 Kid: I'll call you later. Dad: Please, call me Dad. schmiiiited 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AncientStone Posted November 10 Share Posted November 10 If a man stands in the Nile and says he doesn't, he's both in the Nile and in denial. Ghost Sabre 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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