Huskington Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 ***WARNING YOU MAY BE OFFENDED*** ***PROCEED WITH CAUTION*** Not everyone's humor is the same Adult jokes are fine, however being blatantly racist/sexist/homophobic/etc is not funny and you will be met with a swift boot to the ass I'll start POSSIBLY OFFENSIVE JOKE WARNING What do an orgasm and a pulse have in common? Spoiler I don't care if she has either MILDER SAFE SPACE JOKE What did the fish say when he ran into the wall? Spoiler Dam. WG Fargorn, Aedster12 and GurtJun 3 Quote Huskington YouTube Channel Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GurtJun Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 OFFENSE WARNING Spoiler Daughter: What is an abortion? Mom: Ask your sister. Daughter: But I dont have a sister... @HuskingtonLMK if this is too dark/not allowed lol Huskington 1 Quote 3rd place in the Agility Competition of 29th of April 2019 Spoiler https://gyazo.com/b8d802e36cab395124bc82f4f1ab1231 Big PvM drops I got Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GurtJun Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 (edited) edit: sorry, not a joke. but still funny Edited March 20, 2019 by GurtJun Quote 3rd place in the Agility Competition of 29th of April 2019 Spoiler https://gyazo.com/b8d802e36cab395124bc82f4f1ab1231 Big PvM drops I got Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GurtJun Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 slight warning Spoiler Dad: honey, you killed a butterfly today, no butter for a month Daugther: I also killed a cockroach today... Dad: Nice try Quote 3rd place in the Agility Competition of 29th of April 2019 Spoiler https://gyazo.com/b8d802e36cab395124bc82f4f1ab1231 Big PvM drops I got Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GurtJun Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 slight warning Spoiler Me: * fucks co-worker * Everyone else in the family business: Excuse me, what the fuck Quote 3rd place in the Agility Competition of 29th of April 2019 Spoiler https://gyazo.com/b8d802e36cab395124bc82f4f1ab1231 Big PvM drops I got Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batfire Posted March 20, 2019 Share Posted March 20, 2019 Everyone with less than 2k total l0000l poiuyt415, Big Britters and Ardy Nites 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DontPkPls Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 lmfao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willzy Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 Something about the holocaust. Oops sorry thought my name was iown Mask and poiuyt415 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MitsBerry Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 (edited) I'm not clued up on BBCode these days, so if you, by chance, are under the age of 16 or have a sensitive disposition with regards to 9/11, I advise you to skip this post. A father and son, on a trip through their local nature preserve, notice a couple engaged in sexual intercourse, through the tree line. The son, perplexed, questions his father on those people were doing. Quickly, he responds, "Ah, you see, they're baking cakes." The child nods and the two carry on down the trail. Some time later, the boy spots another couple having sex in the forest. He announces to his father, "Look Dad! They're baking cakes too!". The father nods and replies with a curt, "Mhm". They then begin to head home. The next morning, the boy says his to his parents at the dinner table, that his parents were baking cakes last night in their room. His mother stares questioningly, the father panics and asks, "How did you know?" "I ate the icing on the pillows, Dad." Bonus joke: The best readers were at twin towers on 9/11. They went through 104 stories in seconds. Incredible. Edited March 21, 2019 by MitsBerry qt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GurtJun Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 40 minutes ago, MitsBerry said: The best readers were at twin towers on 9/11. They went through 104 stories in seconds. Incredible. This might go a bit too far Quote 3rd place in the Agility Competition of 29th of April 2019 Spoiler https://gyazo.com/b8d802e36cab395124bc82f4f1ab1231 Big PvM drops I got Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
4474 Posted March 21, 2019 Share Posted March 21, 2019 4 hours ago, GurtJun said: This might go a bit too far Not at all. We should promote literacy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WG Fargorn Posted March 22, 2019 Share Posted March 22, 2019 Mask Tanking Mask, Rut469, Cowboy Vang and 2 others 4 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghaleren Posted March 31, 2019 Share Posted March 31, 2019 @ Jagex's ability to maintain a consistently stable game/services. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aedster12 Posted April 13, 2019 Share Posted April 13, 2019 here's a fun one no warning Did you hear about the guy, who lost the left half of his body? He's all right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pen Fifteen Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Me: Wow that was the best ice-cold milk I've ever tasted Everyone else at the sperm bank: ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i0wn0nu Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 Im saying nothing ~~Stoor Worm Ardy Nites and Mojo 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardy Nites Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 On 3/21/2019 at 9:53 AM, GurtJun said: This might go a bit too far 9/11 is one of this century's great sources of jokes, people are too soft Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GurtJun Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Ardy Nites said: 9/11 is one of this century's great sources of jokes, people are too soft i mean, dark humor is my humor. i just dont want to cross any lines here XD Quote 3rd place in the Agility Competition of 29th of April 2019 Spoiler https://gyazo.com/b8d802e36cab395124bc82f4f1ab1231 Big PvM drops I got Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i0wn0nu Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 dont get banned boys ~~Stoor Worm Vorki 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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