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Posted: April 22, 2009 02:38 am  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Brian|30 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 565 Member No.: 1547 Joined: December 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 75    | I saw this game at another forum, and decided to bring it here as well. It's called "Corrupt Wishes", and the rules are as following: The first person makes a wish, then the next person grants the wish but with an unpleasant twist and makes a wish of their own, and so on. Example: Person 1: I wish I could fly. Person 2: Wish granted, but you crash into a plane and die. So, I'll start with a wish of my own: I wish I had an iPhone. -------------------- Dragon Claws Drops: 1 2 Dragonic Visage Drops: 1 Ruined Dragon Drops: 1 Abyssal Whip Drops: 1 2 | ||
Posted: April 22, 2009 02:45 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: [Randy] Group: Raid Leader Posts: 5065 Member No.: 16 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 499 | Wish granted, although during an important business meeting your porn from last night that you forgot to exit started playing at max volume. The moaning and screaming was extremely loud and your clients were offended. This resulted in no deal and you lost your job. Making no cash, you were forced to sell your home, your car, and eventually your iPhone. Shit I'm good at this. I wish I had an A in English. --------------------   | ||
Posted: April 22, 2009 02:56 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Brian|30 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 565 Member No.: 1547 Joined: December 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 75 | Wish granted, but unfortunately you had to please your English teacher with sexual favors. It wasn't all that bad at first, it's a female and she's moderate looking, but you end up with a series of STD's and are forced out of school to deal with your diseases. I wish I had a flying donkey. -------------------- Dragon Claws Drops: 1 2 Dragonic Visage Drops: 1 Ruined Dragon Drops: 1 Abyssal Whip Drops: 1 2 | ||
Posted: April 22, 2009 03:16 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Mike|Sonix Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1483 Member No.: 13 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 103 | Wish granted, but that flyin mofo kills half of the world's population, and you are arrested for not reporting it to animal control. I wish I could fap with my right hand. (True story) --------------------   | ||
Posted: April 22, 2009 03:25 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Erti Group: Ex-Member Posts: 600 Member No.: 1698 Joined: February 8, 2009 Total Events Attended: 58 | Wish granted, but rather fapping with your right hand only now you can duo it as in your pns grew 10 inches bigger  I wish I had all 99 stats(True story also.) -------------------- Determination is what keeps me pumping.   | ||
Posted: April 22, 2009 03:37 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Hyperion Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1636 Member No.: 978 Joined: June 23, 2008 Total Events Attended: 141 | wish granted. But I hacked you, and dropped your bank. Wish that the person after me would post a pick of lindsey lohan. Edit: make that a twist lol. GL. --------------------    Dragon boots:29 Whips:2 | ||
Posted: April 22, 2009 03:53 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | wish granted... CROPPED MUG SHOT I wish that humanity wasn't so stupid, and had some common sense and a feeling of belonging to a society bigger than what they know from TV and magazines, that people could really relate to each other and not wage war on a daily basis because of our differences, but rather embrace those differences and accept each person for the unique human being he/she is. I then wish to rule this perfect world that I have created.  -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=-  W I N N I N G | ||
Posted: April 22, 2009 04:05 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Brian|30 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 565 Member No.: 1547 Joined: December 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 75 | Granted, but aliens from another planet that had blown up and ruined their planet come to yours. Because human kind no longer fights, the aliens conquer and force you from your throne. I wish I had a poptart. -------------------- Dragon Claws Drops: 1 2 Dragonic Visage Drops: 1 Ruined Dragon Drops: 1 Abyssal Whip Drops: 1 2 | ||
Posted: April 22, 2009 04:09 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Granted, but it's riddled with a microscopic mold that slowly eats your intestines, leaving you vomiting blood for hours until you die an agonizing death. I wish you could sit in on classes you've already passed for free (true story) --------------------  | ||
Posted: April 22, 2009 04:18 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Hyperion Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1636 Member No.: 978 Joined: June 23, 2008 Total Events Attended: 141 | c-c-c-combo breaker -------------------- Dragon boots:29 Whips:2 | ||
Posted: April 22, 2009 04:24 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | c-c-c-combo fixer @eregion, granted but you have to sit behind the fat girl who farts alot and tries to hit on you. i wish i was emeritus again so i could troll #wg instead of #wg_lobby -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=- W I N N I N G | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 08:58 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: shimergloom2 Group: Clan Friend Posts: 21 Member No.: 1817 Joined: April 2, 2009 Total Events Attended: 1 | wish granted but your account mysteriously gets deleted so you have to make a new one and continue trolling #wg_lobby. i wish i had $1,000,000 --------------------     | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 09:06 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Granted, but the world ends in a nuclear holocaust and money becomes worthless, the only item of currency now is nuka-cola bottle caps. --------------------  | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 09:40 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | Ok Darth has no wishes so I take over. I wish I was ill tomorrow and avoid a day of isolation + my mum coming in to talk about science... Tbh these eggs might do that for me. --------------------   | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 09:52 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | Oops. Forgot to make a wish. X] Granted, but it turns out your "illness" was 3 STDs and you will never have sex again. I wish I could max melee in RS finally. -------------------- | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 10:12 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 |
Wish granted. The day after you max melee an update comes out bumping all skill max lvls to 250. I wish I could have the best serve ever in tennis. --------------------   | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 10:17 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: shimergloom2 Group: Clan Friend Posts: 21 Member No.: 1817 Joined: April 2, 2009 Total Events Attended: 1 | wish granted, but you break your arm on the serve and its useless for the rest of your life. i wish i had a pet lion -------------------- | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 10:34 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Granted, but it eats you. Wow that was easy. I wish the world exploded. Right now. For the lulz. -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=- W I N N I N G | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 10:35 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: shimergloom2 Group: Clan Friend Posts: 21 Member No.: 1817 Joined: April 2, 2009 Total Events Attended: 1 | wish granted but you live and float in space without sex for eternity. no more wishes =( -------------------- | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 10:38 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Granted, but that means the next poster has to wing it. -------------------- | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 10:46 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | oh crap, i'm screwed. i sure wish i wasn't screwed anymore! -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=- W I N N I N G | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 11:16 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 |
I wish for more wishes please. -------------------- | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 11:23 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Brian|30 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 565 Member No.: 1547 Joined: December 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 75 | Granted, but the next wish has to do with giraffes. I wish I had a giraffe. -------------------- Dragon Claws Drops: 1 2 Dragonic Visage Drops: 1 Ruined Dragon Drops: 1 Abyssal Whip Drops: 1 2 | ||
Posted: April 23, 2009 11:31 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | Your wish is granted. Your giraffe hears giraffes in the air and flies off though while dancing. I wish to be 6 feet 10 inches tall. -------------------- | ||
Posted: April 24, 2009 12:15 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Granted, but you receive 10 concussions within 5 minutes due to whacking your head on door frames and are rendered comatose, with permanent brain damage. I wish I'd win the lottery off a random ticket on the sidewalk. -------------------- | ||
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