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Posted: April 1, 2011 10:32 am  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Kcross|RDC Group: Banned Posts: 2535 Member No.: 1723 Joined: February 16, 2009 Total Events Attended: 202    | Hello, If you haven't noticed by now (which means you're probably flacid), our penis has been renamed to the Penis Guardians. This erection is effective immediately. Captain Threesome, along with Captain Threesome's Dicks, have cum to the conclusion that our penis needs a major erection. We need to be more stiff on our flacids. Captain Threesome's Dicks has decided that we need to anal rape all flacid immediately. A penal warrior will be determined flacid by his or her usage of cockspeak, cockchat, cockfest and orgy attendance, and finallys PenisScape activity. The next matter to discuss is our budding rivalry with The Dong Strokers. The Dong Strokers, led by Cockface, have been dealt a huge fucking in the past couple days. Their penis size has been cut in half, leaving them in a limp state. Staff has decided that it is best to let The Dong Strokers try and recoup over the next couple months. We are open to thinking of The Dong Strokers as cockbuddies in the future, so don't fuck anything up by being an asshole to any The Dong Strokers members. If you mistreat anybody in public, you will be anal raped from PG, no exceptions. Our final subject to cover is PvP. On the topic of cockfests, Captain Threesome, Rachel, Shaftsucker, Mr. Masterbaitor and I (Cockfondler) have been very pleased with the amount of massive hard on that is being fucked on our frequent cockfests. We continue to encourage our members to host cockfests as frequently as they like, so often as your porn collection is increasing! If you have any sexual curiosities regarding these erections, please contact any of the Captain Threesome's Dicks and we will be erect to suck off. Long live the Penis Guardians! Have a wonderful Meaty Cocks day! -------------------- Kcross73 – KevCross – Kevin Proud Trial Guardian: December 24, 2009 – January 10, 2010 Proud Guardian: January 10, 2010 – February 13, 2010 Proud Event Leader: February 13, 2010 – November 27, 2010 Proud Council: November 27, 2010 – July 5, 2011 | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 10:38 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Wayshow Group: Higher Guardian Posts: 733 Member No.: 2584 Joined: February 6, 2011 Total Events Attended: 41 | wut? --------------------
3rd for Heavens Slayer Challenge :) All join WG Asia Unit <3 | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 10:38 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: [JC] Group: Emeritus Posts: 3320 Member No.: 23 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 147 | Forum filter SCHLONG? Now we have to work out which terms trigger it  --------------------  Old awards wat Most Mature & Most Honourable Most Dedicated|IRC Freak|Best Emeritus Placeholder lolz | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 10:41 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: rachellove Group: Council Posts: 6955 Member No.: 173 Joined: January 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 305 | dick twitch I just moved this cause I wasn't sure IA was the right place for it. It did make me laugh, so if you move it back okay but idk. --------------------  Thank you Garrett and Dallar. “The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help them or concluded that you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~  | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 11:01 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: ZurvivorMan Group: Emeritus Posts: 1098 Member No.: 1528 Joined: December 6, 2008 Total Events Attended: 99 | I dick twitch'd at Captain Threesome -------------------- You don't have to feel like a waste of space You're original, cannot be replaced If you only knew what the future holds After a hurricane comes a rainbow Maybe you're reason why all the doors are closed So you can open one that leads you to the perfect road  | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 11:34 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Raging_Mage2 Group: Guardian Posts: 749 Member No.: 2588 Joined: February 7, 2011 Total Events Attended: 42 | Cockfondler is K3v1n? uhm Captain Threesome is l0rD33? dick twitch is ell oh ell They didnt put trigger on rachel gg? Mr. Masterbaitor dick twitch?-------JAyss0n? --------------------  #1 In Heaven's Slayer Challenge ## Originally WG since 16/05/06   v -Click below for Goals & Achievement Thread- v  | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 11:34 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | my dick twitch'd --------------------  24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 11:46 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Zooby Group: Guest Posts: 1669 Member No.: 1464 Joined: November 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 109 | Gotta love Meaty Cock amirite Captain Threesome -------------------- A Revolution without dance is a Revolution not worth having at all Lightbulbs die my sweet, I will depart | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 11:48 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Oh no, please don't tell me this is a word filter. penis Wilderness Captain Threesome Mr. Masterbaitor Cockfondler Rachel Shaftsucker Requirement Post Train PenisScape --------------------  | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 11:56 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Pyroclastic0 Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 1158 Member No.: 35 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 221 | Fuck you all I assume captain threesome is with three guys also -------------------- Having a fight on the internet is alot like the participating in the special olympics you may win, but you're still retarded
Best pker + most mature summer awards 2011 | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 12:51 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: rachellove Group: Council Posts: 6955 Member No.: 173 Joined: January 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 305 | dick twitch I had to watch on apps forum part cause I said i r c (cockchat) then I was like ohhh nooo and back up when I went to put in Captain Threesome's Dicks's names. -------------------- Thank you Garrett and Dallar. “The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help them or concluded that you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~ | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 01:02 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Tnuac Group: Emeritus Posts: 1806 Member No.: 51 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 58 | Haha, as mature as I pretend to be, I l0l'd Love the word filter -------------------- ~Aetas: carpe diem quam minimum credula postero~ "Seize the day and place no trust in tomorrow"  | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 01:30 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Armybuilder Group: Raid Leader Posts: 1468 Member No.: 2173 Joined: December 6, 2009 Total Events Attended: 227 | ... Great.... --------------------     | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 01:40 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Ret[Keith] Group: Emeritus Posts: 2049 Member No.: 86 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 82 | It's like pirates but more offensive kevins a dick -------------------- Best Firemaker in WG no lie   <--- rofl1st joined WG: October 18th, 2005. Ex-WG mod, OPH winner  ^My original idea (U GOIN DOWN TWIZ)^ 189th person to get "100" firemaking Hash Unit, Tun Unit, C-Unit    | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 01:47 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: creeper975 Group: Higher Guardian Posts: 625 Member No.: 2422 Joined: October 4, 2010 Total Events Attended: 93 | cockfest cockfest cockfest --------------------  | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 01:50 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: [JC] Group: Emeritus Posts: 3320 Member No.: 23 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 147 | I also like the banner Captain Threesome will be megamad yo -------------------- Old awards wat Most Mature & Most Honourable Most Dedicated|IRC Freak|Best Emeritus Placeholder lolz | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 01:56 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Dallar Group: Event Leader Posts: 1899 Member No.: 1957 Joined: July 16, 2009 Total Events Attended: 137 | The Dong Strokers ~ Dallar --------------------  Click me if you need cheering up - I guarantee happiness will blossom | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 01:58 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540 | George Gorgemaster Edit: YES FUCKING SAFE! Um kekeke lolz --------------------    | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 02:20 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Garrett_xD Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 1316 Member No.: 2159 Joined: November 28, 2009 Total Events Attended: 132 | what is wrong with this penis --------------------  | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 02:37 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: ZurvivorMan Group: Emeritus Posts: 1098 Member No.: 1528 Joined: December 6, 2008 Total Events Attended: 99 |
Seek a doctor if its weird looking. -------------------- You don't have to feel like a waste of space You're original, cannot be replaced If you only knew what the future holds After a hurricane comes a rainbow Maybe you're reason why all the doors are closed So you can open one that leads you to the perfect road | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 02:53 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Snowzak Group: Emeritus Posts: 1193 Member No.: 5 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 67 | dick twitch dis joke is fun cuz its on Meaty 1st, see wut dey did thar? --------------------  London RL Meeting attendee - Paris RL meeting attendee Joined WG in October 2005 - Original DG - Ex-Raid Leader Proud Council Member from October 21st 2007 to May 19th 2008 | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 03:24 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Bgpgraebner Group: Higher Guardian Posts: 780 Member No.: 2457 Joined: November 17, 2010 Total Events Attended: 51 | Just... STOP EDITING MY POSTS FGTS -------------------- SEX. Now that I got your attention, please read my post. | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 03:39 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Raid Leader Posts: 1110 Member No.: 2430 Joined: October 14, 2010 Total Events Attended: 77 | erect Meaty Cock Day dick twitch -------------------- | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 03:44 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | Epic IA -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||
Posted: April 1, 2011 04:29 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: DZ Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2991 Member No.: 18 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 238 | cool -------------------- Now back to the good part! | ||
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