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Posted: April 24, 2009 04:41 am  | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
      IRC Nickname: Kurt Cobain Group: Guest Posts: 329 Member No.: 1619 Joined: January 7, 2009 Total Events Attended: 2    | Granted, but as you cash it in, the Government takes an unusually high 50% off your profit with capital gains taxes. Then, as you're cashing your money with your bank, your bank gets robbed, and while you are trying to save your huge check, the bank robbers shoot you, but you don't die. Instead, you are a vegetable for the rest of your life with a brain made of mush. I wish that the human race had the ability of space travel. --------------------  Thanks Sam for an awesome job and an awesome wait! 
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Posted: April 24, 2009 04:49 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2842 Member No.: 815 Joined: June 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 48 | Wish granted, but as you are traveling in space you encounter very hostile aliens that hijack your space ship and you are now their slaves. I wish nothing bad would happen to me. --------------------  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 24, 2009 04:53 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Too late, you're an alien slave.  I wish I pass calculus I with at least an 80% grade (true story). --------------------  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 24, 2009 01:41 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Granted, but then a scientist comes along and disproves all of mathematics with a single equation, making all of your hard work for nothing. I wish everything that is supposed to happen today happens. -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=-  W I N N I N G | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 24, 2009 10:48 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Brian|30 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 565 Member No.: 1547 Joined: December 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 75 | Granted, but today never happens. I wish I had a monster. -------------------- Dragon Claws Drops: 1 2 Dragonic Visage Drops: 1 Ruined Dragon Drops: 1 Abyssal Whip Drops: 1 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 25, 2009 05:08 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Kurt Cobain Group: Guest Posts: 329 Member No.: 1619 Joined: January 7, 2009 Total Events Attended: 2 | Granted, but the monster eats humans and decides that you are inferior and eats you, along with the rest of the human race. I wish I knew Martial Arts. -------------------- Thanks Sam for an awesome job and an awesome wait!
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Posted: April 26, 2009 02:10 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Granted, but since your hands are now classified as deadly weapons you are swarmed by cops and accused of beating up old ladies. You are put in jail for 15 life sentences. I wish I didn't have to work today. QQ -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=- W I N N I N G | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 26, 2009 05:37 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Kurt Cobain Group: Guest Posts: 329 Member No.: 1619 Joined: January 7, 2009 Total Events Attended: 2 | Granted, but your boss, being the asshole he is, calls and tells you to get to work today, making today's work day just like the movie Clerks. Kevin Smith gets wind of this and decides to drop in to see if it really is like the movie Clerks and decides that he's going to sue you for copyright infringement. (I have no idea how I got there, but YEAH!) I wish the sport of American Football will end. -------------------- Thanks Sam for an awesome job and an awesome wait!
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Posted: April 26, 2009 10:16 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Wish not granted, screw you, football rocks.  -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=- W I N N I N G | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 28, 2009 09:47 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
Granted, and then Samurai kicks the sh*t out of you for ending it with your wish. You are now hospitalised and unable to use your arms or legs but at least Football's ended... I wish I had a Gibson 1960s classic Les Paul in honeyburst with 2 Marshall JCM 1960 Lead full stacks. --------------------   | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 28, 2009 10:04 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: rachellove Group: Council Posts: 6955 Member No.: 173 Joined: January 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 305 |
Your wish is granted, unfortunately it is water damaged and no chance of fixing it. Your only use for it is firewood to keep your dog warm cause your gf left you too. I wish for wg to grow in both attendance and members. --------------------  Thank you Garrett and Dallar. “The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help them or concluded that you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~  | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 28, 2009 01:56 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Granted but so many members join that all the other clans have to shut down due to lack of activity and you're all alone. + you have a bunch of n00bs in the clan now. I wish my big cup of coke from burger king suddenly refilled itself, i'm thirsty ffs. -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=- W I N N I N G | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 28, 2009 05:38 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Kurt Cobain Group: Guest Posts: 329 Member No.: 1619 Joined: January 7, 2009 Total Events Attended: 2 | Granted, but your coke is now in my possession since I refilled it for you. I wish that Lefty will win in the Council elections. -------------------- Thanks Sam for an awesome job and an awesome wait!
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Posted: April 28, 2009 06:39 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Bobler2 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 350 Member No.: 129 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 9 | Granted. Lordy pulls one out of the hat and eliminates the council rank. I wish i could know if the exams pages with the text "this page has no text printed on it" is immortal -------------------- October 27 2006 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 28, 2009 06:45 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | lol no more council, ANARCHY granted, but THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!! if the words "this page has no text printed on it" are printed on it, then there is text printed on it. the text is lying. I wish I didn't have to go to my next 2 classes and just went home. -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=- W I N N I N G | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 28, 2009 08:59 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Kurt Cobain Group: Guest Posts: 329 Member No.: 1619 Joined: January 7, 2009 Total Events Attended: 2 | Granted, but since you left to go home, you get kicked out of school and your parents disown you. Unable to get a job, you can't find a place to live, so you're forced to sell all your possessions, but the IRS takes it from you, so you're forced to live under a bridge. I wish to be immortal. -------------------- Thanks Sam for an awesome job and an awesome wait!
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Posted: April 28, 2009 09:18 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Banned Posts: 2 Member No.: 1405 Joined: October 26, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 |
Granted. Suddenly the human race is wiped out by swine flu and with no means of suicide you are left with no one to have sex with for eternity. I wish my trousers had pockets. -------------------- | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 28, 2009 09:40 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Havochaha Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2257 Member No.: 106 Joined: January 5, 2008 Total Events Attended: 113 | Wish granted but i filled those pockets with time bombs (1 second) I wish i wasn't arab -------------------- Havochaha Perm Banned Oct 1st 2009 Havochaha Unbanned February 13th 2011  http://www.erepublik.com/en/referrer/Omar+Dandan How to Make 10m an Hour | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 28, 2009 09:46 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
 IRC Nickname: Lefty Group: Emeritus Posts: 3340 Member No.: 1055 Joined: June 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 211 |
Granted but then the Arabs kill everyone who is not Arab and only the Arabs remain living as the only race forever with no conflicts, creating utopia and world peace and removing the American's need for oil preventing global warming. I wish I didn't have to do this 10 page paper. FFS!@!@!@ --------------------      | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 28, 2009 10:16 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Granted, but you'll fail the class, drop out of school, and be a hobo for the rest of your life. I wish it would stop raining, rain sucks. -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=- W I N N I N G | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 28, 2009 10:19 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Kurt Cobain Group: Guest Posts: 329 Member No.: 1619 Joined: January 7, 2009 Total Events Attended: 2 | Granted, but it starts hailing. I wish the recession would end. -------------------- Thanks Sam for an awesome job and an awesome wait!
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Posted: April 28, 2009 11:10 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Havochaha Group: Ex-Member Posts: 2257 Member No.: 106 Joined: January 5, 2008 Total Events Attended: 113 |
Granted but they had to rape you violently and rip out your rectum to do so. I wish Sam would make my sig -------------------- Havochaha Perm Banned Oct 1st 2009 Havochaha Unbanned February 13th 2011 http://www.erepublik.com/en/referrer/Omar+Dandan How to Make 10m an Hour | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 29, 2009 04:30 am | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Brian|30 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 565 Member No.: 1547 Joined: December 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 75 | Granted, but he decides to make a giant pns for you because you joined DF. I wish Junior year was over already. -------------------- Dragon Claws Drops: 1 2 Dragonic Visage Drops: 1 Ruined Dragon Drops: 1 Abyssal Whip Drops: 1 2 | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 29, 2009 03:52 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Granted, but you accidentally timewarped to your 89th birthday. I wish this store takes our marketing recommendations seriously so I feel like we actually accomplished something this semester (marketing class is, overall, an absorbent waste of time). -------------------- | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
Posted: April 29, 2009 04:17 pm | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
| IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Granted, but it turns out your recommendations were completely WRONG and you send the entire company into bankruptcy and no one will ever hire you again. Enjoy being a hobo. I wish my presentation goes well on Friday. I put way too much work into this to fail at it. -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=- W I N N I N G | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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