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ThisIsUnique

Posted: July 7, 2009 10:00 pm

IRC Nickname: ThisIsUnique
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 1664
Member No.: 1417
Joined: October 30, 2008
Total Events Attended: 141

(23:48:25) <@Gorgemaster> best song ever.
(23:48:26) <@Gorgemaster> k
(23:48:29) <+Big_Al_002> wat if i put on like
(23:48:31) <@Gorgemaster> FOR US TO GET TOGETHER AND SING
(23:48:35) <+Big_Al_002> chaps and a rune pl8 LOL
(23:48:35) <@Gorgemaster> RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING RING BANANAPHON
(23:48:40) <@Gorgemaster> DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING BANANAPHONE
(23:48:44) <+[1_bad_john]> DING
(23:48:44) <@Gorgemaster> IT GROWS IN BUNCHES
(23:48:44) <+[1_bad_john]> DING
(23:48:44) <+[1_bad_john]> DING
(23:48:45) <+[1_bad_john]> DING
(23:48:46) <@Gorgemaster> I'VE GOT MY HUNCHES
(23:48:52) <@Gorgemaster> BEATS THE REST, CELLULAR MODULAR INTERACTIBOBULAR
(23:50:13) <+[1_bad_john]> BANANAPHONE
(23:50:13) <+[1_bad_john]> BANANAPHONE
(23:50:14) <+Big_Al_002> 16 cops trying to take me on in an armoured truck
(23:50:14) <+[1_bad_john]> BANANAPHONE
(23:50:14) <+[1_bad_john]> BANANAPHONE
(23:50:14) <+[1_bad_john]> BANANAPHONE
(23:52:07) <+[1_bad_john]> ........
(23:52:17) <+[1_bad_john]> ^the dots mean end of convo
(23:52:25) <+[1_bad_john]> WHO WANTS A MINT??
(23:52:39) <+Big_Al_002> me
(23:52:43) <+[1_bad_john]> tuff
(23:52:52) <+[1_bad_john]> they b mine
(23:53:04) * +Red_Buddas butt fucks john
(23:53:11) * +[1_bad_john] enjoys it
(23:53:15) * +Red_Buddas butt fucks john harder
(23:53:24) * +[1_bad_john] stabs Red_Buddas in the head
(23:53:27) <+[1_bad_john]> GTFO BITCH
(23:53:33) * +Red_Buddas respawns in Falador
(23:53:38) <+Red_Buddas> is this fally?
(23:53:48) * +[1_bad_john] loots the zaros statue
(23:53:52) <+Red_Buddas>

(23:54:00) <+Red_Buddas> Share i tb'd
(23:54:04) <+[1_bad_john]> GtfO

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1 Bad John

Posted: July 7, 2009 10:03 pm

IRC Nickname: [1 bad john]
Group: Guest
Posts: 75
Member No.: 1922
Joined: June 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 14

i got 5 m drop

~~John~~

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Sithofwookie

Posted: July 8, 2009 06:15 am

IRC Nickname: Sithofwookie
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 2842
Member No.: 815
Joined: June 11, 2008
Total Events Attended: 48

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George

Posted: July 10, 2009 04:37 pm

IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 9840
Member No.: 3
Joined: December 26, 2007
Total Events Attended: 540

QUOTE

(17:36:32) <%Indivi2ou> MY NAME IS WRONG TOO
(17:36:33) <%Indivi2ou> FML
(17:36:36) * Indivi2ou is now known as Indivi2you

QUOTE

(17:37:53) <@Gorgemaster> (17:37:38) <@Darth_Magul> Annoying little fuckers that do barely any damage to you
(17:37:54) <@Gorgemaster> like bto?
(17:37:58) <+Ka_pineapple> ^
(17:37:59) <+Ka_pineapple> lold

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Kecooler

Posted: July 27, 2009 10:53 am

IRC Nickname:
Group: Banned
Posts: 2
Member No.: 1405
Joined: October 26, 2008
Total Events Attended: 0

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ThisIsUnique

Posted: July 27, 2009 11:10 am

IRC Nickname: ThisIsUnique
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 1664
Member No.: 1417
Joined: October 30, 2008
Total Events Attended: 141

Lol

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Mickey

Posted: July 28, 2009 02:57 am

IRC Nickname: Mickey
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 5305
Member No.: 48
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 282

I have more, I just need to search through a ton of archives on my old HDD.

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Kecooler

Posted: July 28, 2009 03:12 am

IRC Nickname:
Group: Banned
Posts: 2
Member No.: 1405
Joined: October 26, 2008
Total Events Attended: 0

QUOTE (Maddness990 @ July 28, 2009 03:57 am)

LMFAO lol'ed irl

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Renegade3540

Posted: August 13, 2009 12:43 pm

IRC Nickname: {Rene}
Group: Guest
Posts: 838
Member No.: 267
Joined: February 25, 2008
Total Events Attended: 55

... wat?

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Posted: August 17, 2009 03:35 am

IRC Nickname: [JC]
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 3320
Member No.: 23
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 147

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Old awards wat
Most Mature & Most Honourable
Most Dedicated|IRC Freak|Best Emeritus
Placeholder lolz

Kyle

Posted: August 17, 2009 03:50 am

IRC Nickname: Darth
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 4601
Member No.: 838
Joined: June 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 558

QUOTE (Renegade3540 @ August 13, 2009 07:43 am)

Just the truth.

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WG_Keanu

Posted: September 28, 2009 02:30 am

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173

<@Methusar> !clue if you didn't
<%windrazorr> ....get her knocked up u wouldnt be in this mess

[04:05] <Sgtswordfish> !ge shark brew

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Dallar

Posted: September 28, 2009 12:21 pm

IRC Nickname: Dallar
Group: Event Leader
Posts: 1899
Member No.: 1957
Joined: July 16, 2009
Total Events Attended: 137

QUOTE	Renegade3540 @ August 13, 2009 12:43 pm)

... wat?

the first one.. I LOL'd

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al0ysia pk

Posted: September 28, 2009 09:10 pm

IRC Nickname: al0ysia
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 242
Member No.: 1834
Joined: April 8, 2009
Total Events Attended: 18

QUOTE	Gorgemaster @ July 07, 2009 10:46 pm)


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		(22:33:53) <@Gorgemaster> If you are gay say I (22:33:56) <+ludo_slayer> I


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		(22:38:41) <+Red_Buddas> Yes, we all know about your dirty weekend away with Gene (22:39:03) <+Red_Buddas> Your asshole had nothing left. (22:39:32) <@Gorgemaster> o

i knew ludo was gay u didnt have to quote something to prove that

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Sir Wolfoo

Posted: September 30, 2009 02:58 am

IRC Nickname: Hamad
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 334
Member No.: 175
Joined: January 31, 2008
Total Events Attended: 39

QUOTE	Renegade3540 @ August 13, 2009 07:43 am)

... wat?

LMAO the first ones ancient. Tha bum and boiled ice damn good times

Damn i had a ton of stuff from irc but lost them all

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WG since July 2004. s7, s4, s10, wg.com, z6 veterans

Formerly known as 'Iron this' (banned on The 7th day of February 2006) R.I.P
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Msn: [email protected]

ray1578

Posted: January 1, 2010 08:43 am

IRC Nickname: ray1578
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 63
Member No.: 2059
Joined: September 15, 2009
Total Events Attended: 11

lmfao some of these are so funny

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Eregion2

Posted: January 1, 2010 09:32 am

IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 3087
Member No.: 156
Joined: January 25, 2008
Total Events Attended: 8

This. Is. OLD. Enjoy.

(08:11:06) <+Palidore> I r killed it
(08:11:32) <%Eregion2> it was already dead
(08:12:05) <+Palidore> So u r killed it..u uu..yuuuuu stuped cabbagey yuu ewww
(08:12:26) <%Eregion2> me?
(08:13:23) <%Eregion2> this is scandalous, I demand a fair trial!
(08:14:24) <+Palidore> K, Eregion, please take the the stand
(08:14:41) <+Palidore> Put your hand on the boook of holyness-ess
(08:14:45) <%Eregion2> what am I being charged with exactly? lol
(08:14:55) <+Palidore> Shutup and do it
(08:15:06) * Eregion2 puts his hand on the boook of holyness-ess
(08:15:18) <+Palidore> Do you promise to tell the truth, the whole thruth, and nothing but the truth?
(08:15:21) <+Palidore> (or however it goes)
(08:15:32) <%Eregion2> aye, so help me God
(08:15:56) <+Palidore> This isn't a "aye" or "nay" question im asking you.
(08:16:11) <%Eregion2> Would 'yes' or 'no' work better?
(08:16:22) <%Eregion2> btw, typo. I demand a retrial
(08:16:31) <+Palidore> I do would be more fitting, but sure sure, just hurry it up
(08:16:47) <+Palidore> Shutup and do it
(08:17:02) * Eregion2 puts his hand back on the boook of holyness-ess
(08:17:05) * +Myst_hwk slaps pali
(08:17:09) <+Myst_hwk> mind your language, boy
(08:17:19) <+Palidore> Do you blah blah and blah blah
(08:17:20) <+Palidore> say yes
(08:17:30) <%Eregion2> I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me God.
(08:17:45) <%Eregion2> unless I don't wanna, then I'll lie like a stinking god
(08:17:47) <%Eregion2> dog*
(08:17:49) <+Myst_hwk> wait ill be a lawyer!!
(08:17:51) <+Palidore> U idiot your not supposed to say that u uuu yuu stuped
(08:18:00) <+Myst_hwk> whats the case o_0
(08:18:02) <%Eregion2> I don't know
(08:18:08) <+Palidore> Shutup Myst and sit down
(08:18:10) <+Myst_hwk> i take it you're the judge
(08:18:18) * +Myst_hwk sits down
(08:18:19) <%Eregion2> he's the prosecuting attorney, judge, jurey, and hangman.
(08:18:29) <+Palidore> Please take the stand Eregion
(08:18:42) * Eregion2 stands.
(08:18:47) <+Palidore> Alright, no further questions, please take your seat
(08:19:00) * Eregion2 takes his seat and tries to walk out with it.
(08:19:09) <+Myst_hwk> o_0
(08:19:13) <+Myst_hwk> OBJECTION
(08:19:21) <+Myst_hwk> how the hell do you sit down and walk out at the same time
(08:19:28) <+Palidore> SHutup Myst, or I'll lock you up
(08:19:37) <+Palidore> Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we I find Eregion GUILTY...
(08:19:43) <%Eregion2> Err, it's the jury who is supposed to tell YOU
(08:19:44) <+Myst_hwk> objection your honour
(08:19:46) <+Palidore> Matter of fact,
(08:19:55) <+Palidore> Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, we I find Myst GUILTY...
(08:19:59) <+Myst_hwk> o_0
(08:20:07) <%Eregion2> objection your vileness. =\
(08:20:13) <+Palidore> Shutup Eregion
(08:20:15) * +Myst_hwk gets up and screams 'YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!'
(08:20:20) * +Myst_hwk runs out of the courtroom
(08:20:21) <+Palidore> Baliff! Cuff em
(08:20:27) <+Palidore> Shoot at will!
(08:20:28) * +Job|Barrows cuffs him
(08:20:34) * +Myst_hwk teles away
(08:20:34) * Eregion2 draws a shotgun and starts blasting.
(08:20:35) * +Job|Barrows shous!!!
(08:20:38) <+Myst_hwk> har har har
(08:20:43) <+Palidore> u idot
(08:20:44) <+Palidore> K
(08:20:59) * +Myst_hwk shoots job from 10 miles away with his 1337 93 range
(08:21:00) * Eregion2 retreats out the door and runs to sweden
(08:21:03) <+Palidore> Well, Eregion, you are sentenced for life
(08:21:11) <%Eregion2> Thanks, I do want to keep it.
(08:21:37) <%Eregion2> now if I had been sentenced for death, that'd been just mean.
(08:21:38) <+Palidore> You are sentenced to death
(08:21:44) <%Eregion2> I contest!
(08:21:45) <+Palidore> ?
(08:21:49) <%Eregion2> I don't even know what I did, lol
(08:21:55) <+Palidore> Shutup!
(08:22:03) <%Eregion2> shutdown!
(08:22:06) <+Palidore> Now go sit in that big metal chair in that room over there.
(08:22:16) * Eregion2 walks over to the chair
(08:22:19) <%Eregion2> what are all these wires?
(08:22:21) * +Myst_hwk comes back because he is bored
(08:22:23) <+Myst_hwk> oo!
(08:22:25) <+Palidore> We're playing a program of South Park, im sure you'll enjoy it
(08:22:26) <+Myst_hwk> i wanna press the button!
(08:22:27) <+Myst_hwk> memememe!!!
(08:22:32) <+Palidore> Shutup and take your seat Myst!
(08:22:41) * +Myst_hwk sits in Pali's seat
(08:22:46) * Eregion2 asks the guard, but he doesn't know what the chair is either
(08:22:55) * Eregion2 talks the guard into sitting in the chair and straps him in
(08:23:01) <+Palidore> Shutup! Just take a seat whereever
(08:23:02) <%Eregion2> I hereby hold the guard for ransom!
(08:23:16) * +Myst_hwk presses the big red button
(08:23:20) <+Myst_hwk> oops
(08:23:28) <+Palidore> With what, your fist? We had you stripped of all personal belonging when you came in the courty.
(08:23:32) <+Myst_hwk> i think hes dead
(08:23:36) <+Palidore> Shutup Myst, sit down
(08:23:42) * +Myst_hwk sits on pali's lap
(08:23:47) <+Myst_hwk> yes ma'am
(08:24:04) <+Palidore> u stuped idot
(08:24:07) * +Palidore leaves
(08:24:12) <+Myst_hwk> yesss
(08:24:14) <%Eregion2> sorry I was afk, what happened to me anyway?
(08:24:20) <+Myst_hwk> nothing
(08:24:23) <%Eregion2> k
(08:24:24) <+Myst_hwk> your hostage died
(08:24:26) <+Myst_hwk> thats all
(08:24:35) <+Myst_hwk> oh and pali left cuz i sat in his lap
(08:24:37) <%Eregion2> my little sister kicked my little brother in the face accidently, I had to go for a minute. =\

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Billy

Posted: January 1, 2010 05:09 pm

IRC Nickname: Billy|Gilli
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 1545
Member No.: 1451
Joined: November 9, 2008
Total Events Attended: 91

Rofl eregion read all that

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Kung Man149

Posted: February 8, 2010 09:30 pm

IRC Nickname: Kung_man149
Group: Higher Guardian
Posts: 1054
Member No.: 2111
Joined: October 30, 2009
Total Events Attended: 79

<+Plano|Adam> we make buttplay later

^lol'd

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Taken❒ Single❒ Mad✔
<+Mark``> i think the brothers GF is going into labour
<+Mark``> I WANNA WATCH YU-GI-OH
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WG_Keanu

Posted: March 25, 2010 12:59 pm

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173

Bryan just won this thread.

[08:23] <ImBryanMan> u laying on the floor, holding the baby up saying goo goo gaga
[08:23] <ImBryanMan> and then
[08:23] <ImBryanMan> BARF

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

ImBryanMan

Posted: March 25, 2010 10:42 pm

IRC Nickname: Imbryanman
Group: Higher Guardian
Posts: 335
Member No.: 2133
Joined: November 15, 2009
Total Events Attended: 90

QUOTE: WG_Keanu March 25, 2010 07:59 am

Bryan just won this thread.

[08:23] <ImBryanMan> u laying on the floor, holding the baby up saying goo goo gaga
[08:23] <ImBryanMan> and then
[08:23] <ImBryanMan> BARF

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Tnuac

Posted: March 28, 2010 06:21 pm

IRC Nickname: Tnuac
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 1806
Member No.: 51
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 58

Here goes,

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Not strictly IRC, but i lol'd

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And this is for any old-schoolers

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~Aetas: carpe diem quam minimum credula postero~

"Seize the day and place no trust in tomorrow"

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Stokenut

Posted: March 29, 2010 01:23 pm

IRC Nickname: Stokenut
Group: Guest
Posts: 2062
Member No.: 805
Joined: June 10, 2008
Total Events Attended: 112

haha Tnuac, love the power ammy ones. Like nobody will remember their significance now

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Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion.

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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".

Kung Man149

Posted: March 29, 2010 01:31 pm

IRC Nickname: Kung_man149
Group: Higher Guardian
Posts: 1054
Member No.: 2111
Joined: October 30, 2009
Total Events Attended: 79

<@Stokenut> I have an unhealthy obsession with those naked guys dancing

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<+Mark``> i think the brothers GF is going into labour
<+Mark``> I WANNA WATCH YU-GI-OH
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WG_Keanu

Posted: April 11, 2010 05:30 am

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173

Refer to sig.

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

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