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Posted: October 1, 2010 01:51 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Ret[Keith]
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 2049
Member No.: 86
Joined: January 1, 2008
Total Events Attended: 82
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 01:53 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth
 
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
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Posted: October 1, 2010 02:03 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Darth
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 4601
Member No.: 838
Joined: June 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 558
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 02:34 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: `Nath
Group: Guest
Posts: 1897
Member No.: 1873
Joined: May 11, 2009
Total Events Attended: 70
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down

 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 03:21 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Kung_man149
Group: Higher Guardian
Posts: 1054
Member No.: 2111
Joined: October 30, 2009
Total Events Attended: 79
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 03:34 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Darth
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 4601
Member No.: 838
Joined: June 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 558
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf.
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 04:00 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Garrett_xD
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 1316
Member No.: 2159
Joined: November 28, 2009
Total Events Attended: 132
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 04:52 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Darth
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 4601
Member No.: 838
Joined: June 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 558
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips!
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 10:52 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
Group: Council
Posts: 4782
Member No.: 2033
Joined: August 25, 2009
Total Events Attended: 173
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon
 
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Posted: October 1, 2010 12:11 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Timmehh
Group: Guest
Posts: 102
Member No.: 2386
Joined: September 6, 2010
Total Events Attended: 15
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 02:51 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Zemus
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 2786
Member No.: 128
Joined: January 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 275
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his
 
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24th to 2496 Overall   ~  29th to 120 Dungeoneering

~ Guardian since November 2007 ~


- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos       Faction: Horde
   85 Blood-Elf Paladin
  85 Troll Hunter

Posted: October 1, 2010 02:55 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Darth
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 4601
Member No.: 838
Joined: June 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 558
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 03:12 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Ret[Keith]
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 2049
Member No.: 86
Joined: January 1, 2008
Total Events Attended: 82
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini
 
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Best Firemaker in WG no lie
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user posted image<--- rofl
1st joined WG: October 18th, 2005.
Ex-WG mod, OPH winner
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^My original idea (U GOIN DOWN TWIZ)^
189th person to get "100" firemaking
Hash Unit, Tun Unit, C-Unit
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Posted: October 1, 2010 04:21 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Jaxx
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 365
Member No.: 109
Joined: January 5, 2008
Total Events Attended: 2
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 07:19 pmTop
   


IRC Nickname: [Randy]
Group: Raid Leader
Posts: 5065
Member No.: 16
Joined: December 29, 2007
Total Events Attended: 499
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 07:40 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Darth
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 4601
Member No.: 838
Joined: June 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 558
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 08:38 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Jaxx
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 365
Member No.: 109
Joined: January 5, 2008
Total Events Attended: 2
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats.

Why am i
 
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Posted: October 1, 2010 08:39 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Pazenon
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 1477
Member No.: 33
Joined: December 30, 2007
Total Events Attended: 79
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats.

Why am i doing this? It's
 
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Posted: October 2, 2010 02:07 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Zemus
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 2786
Member No.: 128
Joined: January 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 275
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats.

Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis
 
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24th to 2496 Overall   ~  29th to 120 Dungeoneering

~ Guardian since November 2007 ~


- I now play WoW lols -

Server: US Jubei'Thos       Faction: Horde
   85 Blood-Elf Paladin
  85 Troll Hunter

Posted: October 2, 2010 02:33 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Sativas
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 2255
Member No.: 1305
Joined: August 29, 2008
Total Events Attended: 155
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats.

Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with
 
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Posted: October 2, 2010 06:12 amTop
   


IRC Nickname: Angelfishgod
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 99
Member No.: 2414
Joined: September 25, 2010
Total Events Attended: 45
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats.

Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad.

 
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Posted: October 2, 2010 09:04 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: His Lordship
Group: Founder
Posts: 6029
Member No.: 1
Joined: December 26, 2007
Total Events Attended: 129
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats.

Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate
 
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Posted: October 2, 2010 10:56 amTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Darth
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 4601
Member No.: 838
Joined: June 12, 2008
Total Events Attended: 558
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats.

Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn
 
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Posted: October 2, 2010 03:46 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Lefty
Group: Emeritus
Posts: 3340
Member No.: 1055
Joined: June 30, 2008
Total Events Attended: 211
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats.

Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me
 
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Posted: October 2, 2010 04:13 pmTop
   
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IRC Nickname: Sativas
Group: Elite Guardian
Posts: 2255
Member No.: 1305
Joined: August 29, 2008
Total Events Attended: 155
This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop.

After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats.

Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny.
 
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