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Posted: January 24, 2009 07:52 am  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478    |
Ok be careful lol. --------------------   | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:52 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: WG Justin Group: Banned Posts: 372 Member No.: 74 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 110 | haha, so you havent caught any diseases yet from over there? -------------------- WG SINCE 21 MARCH 2005 | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:53 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | Watch out for parasites tbh. :\ -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:54 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Like fucking hell. I WANT parasites. They'll end the misery faster. At least in hospital there should be basic gym equipment and healthy food. Or if I die, that's still a good alternative. --------------------  | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:54 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | And has anyone actually Googled the city of Hanoi? There is fuck all. -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:55 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | Ya but what if you get parasites in your penis or something. You have to be careful man... Its not worth going out like that. -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:55 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | If I get parasites in my penis I'll chop it off then I can be like all of these other short fucking Asians. -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:56 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Justin Group: Banned Posts: 372 Member No.: 74 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 110 | oh you mean those parasites that swim up your urine and eat your PNS from the inside out? -------------------- WG SINCE 21 MARCH 2005 | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:56 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | Hmm well, sounds exciting and exotic. -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:56 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | And I can't watch porn because this is a hotel lobby. And even the receptionist is rank otherwise I would try to make the best of this situation. "I look after hotel" "Oh ok so basically if we needed a bed..." "Can be arranged. Sucky sucky five dorrar?" -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:57 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 |
I'm a strong pisser. No fucking germs are going to swim against MY current. -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:58 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Justin Group: Banned Posts: 372 Member No.: 74 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 110 | doesnt matter.the more flow the easier for them to climb -------------------- WG SINCE 21 MARCH 2005 | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:58 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Would it be too homo for me to visit the male massage therapist on the tenth floor? -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:58 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | They could be well developed parasites. -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 07:59 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 |
Then I'll start eating lead and piss out really strong chemicals that will kill them on the way up. -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 08:00 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Justin Group: Banned Posts: 372 Member No.: 74 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 110 | lol and kill yourself anyhow from lead poisoning? -------------------- WG SINCE 21 MARCH 2005 | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 08:01 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | And all my fucking skinny relatives are calling me a fatty because of my solid build. They are like YOO SO FAT! in their fucking accents, and I'll be like YOO SO RANK and they won't understand. And I'm like the tallest person by ages and I'm only 5'10. -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 08:02 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 |
And that's bad because...? Oh wait no its not,  -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 08:02 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Justin Group: Banned Posts: 372 Member No.: 74 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 110 | lol challenge them to an arm wrestle, and then go you soo weak, me go gym, this not fat see, where can i find gym? -------------------- WG SINCE 21 MARCH 2005 | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 08:02 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | And now my bowels are starting to sing from the fucking Asian food. I'm honestly about to crack. If these forums get hacked... -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 08:03 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | >.> there there just find some foreign drugs or something. -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 08:04 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 |
They'll say (I'll try to do this phonetically) "Ah-yoooo.. Can not know. No gym no place neeuh" "I want to fucking work out" "Go to sauna. Ten floor" -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 08:05 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Can someone sponsor me? I'm OFFICIALLY in a third world country now so it would be pretty easy to adopt me... Call Brangelina. -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 08:06 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | Call Angelina Jolie I have her number -------------------- | ||
Posted: January 24, 2009 08:06 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: WG Justin Group: Banned Posts: 372 Member No.: 74 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 110 | lol. you shoulda brought some weights with you or improvise? bench press your relatives? -------------------- WG SINCE 21 MARCH 2005 | ||
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