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Posted: October 2, 2010 05:05 pm  | |
      IRC Nickname: Lefty Group: Emeritus Posts: 3340 Member No.: 1055 Joined: June 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 211    | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this --------------------      |
Posted: October 2, 2010 05:14 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this my pants are --------------------  The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011        |
Posted: October 2, 2010 05:18 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this my pants are made of ducksheets --------------------  [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same |
Posted: October 2, 2010 06:00 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable -------------------- |
Posted: October 2, 2010 07:05 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Armybuilder Group: Raid Leader Posts: 1468 Member No.: 2173 Joined: December 6, 2009 Total Events Attended: 227 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable just like my --------------------     |
Posted: October 2, 2010 07:10 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable just like my face is uncomfortable. -------------------- The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011 |
Posted: October 2, 2010 07:11 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Lefty Group: Emeritus Posts: 3340 Member No.: 1055 Joined: June 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 211 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene -------------------- |
Posted: October 2, 2010 11:23 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Ret[Keith] Group: Emeritus Posts: 2049 Member No.: 86 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 82 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards -------------------- Best Firemaker in WG no lie   <--- rofl1st joined WG: October 18th, 2005. Ex-WG mod, OPH winner  ^My original idea (U GOIN DOWN TWIZ)^ 189th person to get "100" firemaking Hash Unit, Tun Unit, C-Unit   |
Posted: October 2, 2010 11:44 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick -------------------- The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011 |
Posted: October 3, 2010 01:33 am | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up. -------------------- |
Posted: October 3, 2010 05:19 am | |
| IRC Nickname: Lefty Group: Emeritus Posts: 3340 Member No.: 1055 Joined: June 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 211 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it -------------------- |
Posted: October 3, 2010 07:45 am | |
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane --------------------  |
Posted: October 3, 2010 11:32 am | |
| IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers -------------------- [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same |
Posted: October 3, 2010 01:25 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo -------------------- |
Posted: October 3, 2010 02:04 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 118 Member No.: 2378 Joined: September 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 0 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday -------------------- |
Posted: October 3, 2010 02:41 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a -------------------- The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011 |
Posted: October 3, 2010 04:22 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Pazenon Group: Emeritus Posts: 1477 Member No.: 33 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 79 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a large pile of -------------------- |
Posted: October 3, 2010 04:58 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a large pile of Vephy's porno collection. -------------------- The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011 |
Posted: October 3, 2010 05:04 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Topwob98_ Group: Ex-Member Posts: 186 Member No.: 2277 Joined: June 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 56 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a large pile of Vephy's porno collection. This meant i --------------------   |
Posted: October 3, 2010 06:25 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a large pile of Vephy's porno collection. This meant I WOPTOBLERED THE FUCK --------------------  |
Posted: October 3, 2010 06:29 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a large pile of Vephy's porno collection. This meant I woptoblered the fuck out of my -------------------- The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011 |
Posted: October 3, 2010 07:08 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a large pile of Vephy's porno collection. This meant I woptoblered the fuck out of my penis. It felt -------------------- |
Posted: October 3, 2010 07:22 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a large pile of Vephy's porno collection. This meant I woptoblered the fuck out of my penis. It felt like Kyle's mouth. -------------------- The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011 |
Posted: October 3, 2010 08:33 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Darth Group: Ex-Member Posts: 4601 Member No.: 838 Joined: June 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 558 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a large pile of Vephy's porno collection. This meant I woptoblered the fuck out of my penis. It felt like Kyle's mouth. I just pooped. -------------------- |
Posted: October 3, 2010 08:35 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a large pile of Vephy's porno collection. This meant I woptoblered the fuck out of my penis. It felt like Kyle's mouth. I just pooped in Kyle's mouth. -------------------- The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011 |
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