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Posted: October 3, 2010 09:06 pm  | |
      IRC Nickname: Topwob98_ Group: Ex-Member Posts: 186 Member No.: 2277 Joined: June 2, 2010 Total Events Attended: 56    | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a large pile of Vephy's porno collection. This meant I woptoblered the fuck out of my penis. It felt like Kyle's mouth. I just pooped in Kyle's mouth. My uncle then --------------------   |
Posted: October 3, 2010 09:22 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Sativas Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2255 Member No.: 1305 Joined: August 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 155 | This morning i had a wank, and jerked again, and jerked again to the sight of lordys ducksheets, and proceeded to fap some more while I ate chicken noodle supreme flavoured crisps, then I began farting. My dog is licking his balls while looking at me masturbating to the forum banner, while my cat fucked my face. I Enjoyed this as I watched my mom suck on a lollipop. After the morning of my fappage, butthole lemonade inferno filled my mouth when I saw jesus walk down the road with his frand darf. I heard that he likes mudkips! We ate bacon whilst listening to Keanu rape his cat, 100 loving adjective dinner man-kini. I fapped again all over the thousand dead cats. Why am i doing this? It's obvious, my penis is infested with crabs from dad. The crabs stimulate a painful burn that gets me pretty dam horny. Because of this, my pants are made of ducksheets which are uncomfortable, just like my face is uncomfortable with seeing Gene jizz on keyboards and then lick it all up, accidentally dropping it from a plane filled with gophers. An incriminating photo was found yesterday next to a large pile of Vephy's porno collection. This meant I woptoblered the fuck out of my penis. It felt like Kyle's mouth. I just pooped in Kyle's mouth. My uncle then vomited on him. --------------------  The Ultimate Skilling and Combat Badges Updated June 17th, 2011        |
Posted: October 3, 2010 11:50 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | Spam topic located. -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 |
Posted: October 4, 2010 12:27 am | |
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | This is now too vulgar. Well done WG on this wonderful demonstration of immaturity. --------------------  |
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