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Posted: April 28, 2009 06:40 pm  | |
     IRC Nickname: Olivier1o1 Group: Guest Posts: 208 Member No.: 1744 Joined: February 27, 2009 Total Events Attended: 17    | So, I recently started playing my pure again, and some very funny stories have occured. In order: The Rusher: I was standing in the wilderness, dds equipped, and potted up. Suddenly, an earth wave comes outta nowhere, and hits me. It being an earth wave, I'm not worried, and I see myself auto-retaliating. I hit someone in full mystic, and think "oh goodie." I see two 20+ hits from my spec, and I'm practically drooling at this point. I hit my quick prayers (protect item, str and att +15%, pro meele) and hit spec again. Rusher downed. Loot included mystic robe top, gloves, dds, bloods, and mis. gear. No pjers. The Mistake: I'm at the chaos druids, getting potential/money, and my skull runs out. Since I brought some ice barrages along for safty (freeze a pker and run) and there was someone there who gave me permission to skull, as a joke, and as a way of showing off, I cast ice barrage. I hit a 30. Not fatal - until he auto'd back by mistake. My auto was on, and I didn't have the reflexes to stop. I hit a 12. He died. I talked with him, offered him the pk, but he was fine with it- he laughed his head off that he got killed. I talked with Greo, and he was ok with it. Ice barrage ko's?: Someone in full rune challenged me (not smart for me to accept) and we start the fight. I use up all my dds specs, and failed to ko. I'm low on food, desperate, and I casted ice barrage. Hits 30. My recoil hits 1. Full rune downed. TERRIBLE loot. I wasn't happy. The runner: Full rune, zerker necklace, and obby maul challenged me, with the only rule being no safeing. I agreed, and farcasted her a bit to get her low. She safed, and ran away. Fine. Whatever. Then she fought a ranger, and got 3 hitted. My loot. Epic pj fest. C'bow with d bolts, the special hitting, d claw special (I survived with no prayer @_@) and a magic short all tried to get a piece of me as I was looting. They failed, and I got the pk. More to come, I need to go now. They include: Killing myself: The epic guide how to fail, Is this a looter?, and never ever take off your shield: how defence people are tricked by pures. More to come!! -------------------- |
Posted: April 28, 2009 07:24 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Indivi2you Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 5361 Member No.: 43 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 623 | lol nice dude. -------------------- The First, The Last, and the Only ~FLO Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. ~Michael Jordan      |
Posted: April 28, 2009 07:30 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Erti Group: Ex-Member Posts: 600 Member No.: 1698 Joined: February 8, 2009 Total Events Attended: 58 | Lmao funny. -------------------- Determination is what keeps me pumping.   |
Posted: April 28, 2009 07:33 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Chimpy Group: Banned Posts: 2521 Member No.: 1474 Joined: November 16, 2008 Total Events Attended: 133 | hehe  --------------------    |
Posted: April 28, 2009 09:18 pm | |
 IRC Nickname: Sun|Sirxxxsml94 Group: Clan Friend Posts: 67 Member No.: 1796 Joined: March 26, 2009 Total Events Attended: 2 | And this is only the beginning. --------------------     |
Posted: April 28, 2009 10:01 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | Go fight Randy  -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 |
Posted: April 29, 2009 03:40 am | |
| IRC Nickname: Kero2|bryan Group: Guest Posts: 1302 Member No.: 91 Joined: January 2, 2008 Total Events Attended: 26 | Lols nerd. Nice -------------------- Best pure f2p Guardian  Post here http://www.wildernessguardians.com/forum/i...owtopic=20&st=0   |
Posted: April 29, 2009 03:59 am | |
 IRC Nickname: Samurai-JM Group: Emeritus Posts: 3204 Member No.: 117 Joined: January 11, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | I once sold pixelated images to a bunch of guys on some chat forum for over 3 years, gaining in excess of one hundred MILLION gold, it was the greatest thing ever! I did practically nothing but draw shiny pictures to stimulate their minds and made out with more than anyone would ever believe! I then proceeded to build a mansion and load it up with the best of the best. Then Jagex blew up Runescape and I quit the game and the clan. The End. -------------------- -=}¤- Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici -¤{=-  W I N N I N G |
Posted: April 29, 2009 08:17 am | |
 IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | Nice pks. --------------------   |
Posted: April 29, 2009 12:41 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Olivier1o1 Group: Guest Posts: 208 Member No.: 1744 Joined: February 27, 2009 Total Events Attended: 17 | Last night was an epic failure. Mis-clicks killed me, a lot. 4 deaths, 0 kills, several hundred K lost. Oh well. It's all in the potential now. Continuing the stories: Killing myself: I'm fighting this one person, and we both have our dds's out, and are specing. We're both hitting really high. He teleports as I hit a massive spec on him...... and his recoil killed me. no loot for him. Similar story when I was fighting a whipper. I decided to smite, he asked for no smite, he got told no. He hit me, I spec'd him, recoil hit me, he teleported. As he teleported, poison from a different fight hits me, one last time. I died. The looter: I see someone with nothing on, running around the GE, not tricking, but apparently looting. I didn't stay long enough to see, but people in a pure combat zone arn't skillers. So, I got a skull off of him, since that's how I train/make money/get potential. He's redbarred by that (he was low to start with) so I finished him off. He actually had 25k+ that he lost, and I got a pk from it O_O. Never take off your shield: A level 83 in armour challenged me to a re-match (we had fought before) but he wanted to keep his shield on. I walked away. He followed me, begging for me to fight, saying that he'd take off his shield. I agreed. 4 hits later he's cursing me. =) Good fight. Today, if I can stand it, I'm going to be only training, getting money. I need to make a big push to get a whip, so I can really pk. I'm traning at chaos druids, and I'm keeping all ranarr+'s. My goal is to get enough ranarrs (200) to buy a whip, and all the other herbs will be for dds's, d scims, sharks, potions, etc etc etc. Then there should be some epic pking going on =). -------------------- |
Posted: April 30, 2009 07:04 am | |
 IRC Nickname: Fingolduin Group: Clan Friend Posts: 79 Member No.: 1810 Joined: March 31, 2009 Total Events Attended: 3 | Heh, good times. So where did these pks take place, was it just the GE area? Btw, AZ's drop quite a few ranarrs and are great exp too if that interests you. --------------------  |
Posted: April 30, 2009 10:12 pm | |
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 14 Member No.: 1853 Joined: April 21, 2009 Total Events Attended: 0 | i think if you die, your doing it wrong -------------------- |
Funny stories., Felt I should share them