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Posted: July 5, 2009 04:21 am  | |||||
      IRC Nickname: Gibble00 Group: Emeritus Posts: 775 Member No.: 100 Joined: January 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 9    | The following was written by our very own founder, His Lordship, and posted on WG forums on Saturday, January 8, 2005. Unchanged and in its entirety: "I was thinking of putting this in the King's Court, but by definition, the King's Court isn't meant for clan related matters. So here it is in the General forum. You know you're in Wildguard when... 1. Lordy halts the raid to go on another toilet break 2. Lord Xin quits the clan for the 15th time 3. Lordy drags Xin back to the clan 4. Brian The Sm forgets his forum password 5. Lordy creates another brilliant scheme that doesn't quite work 6. The most recent post is made by Palidore or Davza 7. Somebody starts randomly killing spiders 8. Brian The Sm proposes to someone 9. Mochacho boasts about his most recent bounty 10. Davza says Huzzah! 11. Rick Hamm saves the day for the 50th time 12. You see Lord Xin chasing Davza through 40 levels of Wilderness 13. Killer Grizz whines for another KBD trip 14. Killer Grizz gets his KBD trip 15. Metisman joins the KBD trip 16. Metisman gets all the kills 17. Metisman brags about his 3 dragon mediums 18. Metisman gets bored and leaves 19. Tatsaryu asks for a Kalphite trip right after the KBD 20. Metisman tags along wearing his dragon chain 21. Metisman makes all the kills 22. Metisman gets bored and leaves 23. Xin recalls some moment not worth mentioning form over 6 months ago 24. Lordy bags Xin for making stupid posts 25. Xin makes more stupid posts 26. Lordy deletes Xin's stupid posts 27. Xin quits for the 16th time 28. Lordy forces Xin to come back 29. Lordy makes a scary picture contest 30. Everyone posts spiders 31. Xin screams 32. Lordy is temporarily deafened 33. Xin quits for the 17th time 34. Lordy drags Xin back again 35. Xin claims ownership over the Avidgamers site 36. Davza finds the old Avidgamers site and claims ownership 37. Xin threatens to kill Davza 38. You see Xin chasing Davza through 40 levels of wildy 39. Everyone tells off Xin for chasing Davza 40. Xin quits (18th time) 41. Lordy forces Xin to come back 42. Sainath whines about not being mentioned on this list 43. Lordy starts a war that never happens 44. Dne Madstar and Rokushox are at eachother's throats 45. Lordy edits Falco's poetry 46. You get hypnotised by Shiela White's "dancing" bugs 47. Lordy creates a Hide and Seek game 48. Lordy is found after 2 minutes 49. Lordy runs away with the prizes 50. Wildflame beats Lordy in another skill 51. Lordy goes off to train for days and days to beat Wildflame 52. Eragon leaves to start his own clan 53. Oaktownrules leaves to start his own clan 54. Myst leaves to start his own clan 55. Flame Reece leaves to start his own clan 56. Xin and Rained Phats have a signature editing contest 57. Everyone yells at Xin for editing Rained Phats' signature 58. Xin quites (19th time) 59. Lordy pulls Xin back once more 60. Diggy Doc adds another wrestler to his signature 61. Brian The Sm randomly breaks another rule 62. Xin pays Davza 1gp, lowering his 3.2k debt to 3199gp 63. Gibble brings a towel to the raid 64. Lordy and Xin can't think of a reason to put Dsgames2003 on this list 65. Lordy says poo 66. Anincent uses a poo as his photo on the forums 67. Everyone checks to see if this is true 68. Xin starts a Zelda contest 69. Nobody participates in the Zelda contest 70. Xin quits 71. Lordy forces Xin to return 72. Brian The Sm and Lordy get hacked again 73. Wildflame slurps Lordy 74. Lordy squishes Wildglame 75. Wildglame munches Lordy 76. Everyone munches Lordy 77. Lordy is the only one wearing a veteran cape 78. Noricle reaches Lvl 90 and does Legends after 2 months (that's just freaky) 79. The first ever raid had the clan walking out in full steel and cabbages 80. It takes 3 months to upgrade to mithril 81. Xin's kittens (Katt 1 and Katt 2) run away 82. Lordy's kittens run away and meet up with Katt 1 and Katt 2 83. Anincent gets scared that Narcu will catch up 84. Narcu dies in full bronze and leaves behind cabbages and logs 85. Davza watches Lordy as he changes the clan's colour scheme 86. Davza complains about the colour scheme 87. Lordy makes a random post and tells Xin to read it as soon as its posted. 88. Davza has already read it (true story) 89. Danisgerman dies on the raid and meets TatsaRyu in Lumbridge 90. Lordy takes the clan on an ambush and gets ambushed 91. The clan then looks for F E A R and can't find them 92. F E A R finds the clan 93. Tucwebb3 kills Xin at the castle in a death match 94. Xin decides to quit 95. Lordy pulls Xin back into the clan 96. Docster turns off his privacy and gets flooded 97. Docster turns on his privacy 98. Lordy orders silence at the raid 99. Sainath talks 100. Lordy puts Sainath on the talkers list 101. Most imporantly you know you're in Wildguard if the leader has far too much time on his hands and thinks up 101 ways to tell if you're in Wildguard." Thank you WG, love to all. --------------------  | ||||
Posted: July 5, 2009 04:48 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | I remember this!  (I didn't join until a few months later though, so I must have read another reposting somewhere). Haven't seen Danny around in ages.  --------------------  | ||||
Posted: July 5, 2009 05:05 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Rockyallstar Group: Guest Posts: 41 Member No.: 1925 Joined: June 28, 2009 Total Events Attended: 3 | Omg I remember this! -------------------- | ||||
Posted: July 5, 2009 06:30 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | What... really? --------------------  | ||||
Posted: July 5, 2009 07:00 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Rockyallstar Group: Guest Posts: 41 Member No.: 1925 Joined: June 28, 2009 Total Events Attended: 3 | yeah when i was in WG 4 years ago. -------------------- | ||||
Posted: July 5, 2009 10:07 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: ThisIsUnique Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1664 Member No.: 1417 Joined: October 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 141 | rofl do it again gene --------------------   | ||||
Posted: July 5, 2009 10:11 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540 | Yeah you need to do a new one. No new members will understand a lot of this --------------------    | ||||
Posted: July 5, 2009 10:19 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | Lol no idea who anyone of those people are except Rick and Lordy. --------------------   | ||||
Posted: July 5, 2009 02:51 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Jenny Group: Emeritus Posts: 1967 Member No.: 19 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 56 | Sad thing is I remember a LOT of those innocent days, love it Gibb. --------------------   | ||||
Posted: July 5, 2009 08:11 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: [JC] Group: Emeritus Posts: 3320 Member No.: 23 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 147 |
Play RS! I see him in w27 relatively often  --------------------  Old awards wat Most Mature & Most Honourable Most Dedicated|IRC Freak|Best Emeritus Placeholder lolz | ||||
Posted: July 5, 2009 08:26 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: bto Group: Emeritus Posts: 3815 Member No.: 196 Joined: February 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 332 | Rofl -------------------- bto  Ex-WG Warlord  "It is our direction, not our intentions, that lead us to our destinations." | ||||
Posted: July 6, 2009 01:29 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Sgtswordfish Group: Guest Posts: 1737 Member No.: 1758 Joined: March 9, 2009 Total Events Attended: 64 | so..i guess this means i'm not in wildguard...aw chucks --------------------  Goals 2011  | ||||
Posted: July 6, 2009 02:54 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Owennnn Group: Emeritus Posts: 1447 Member No.: 37 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 55 | Hahaha epic, remember alot of those names, good times. -------------------- | ||||
Posted: July 6, 2009 03:43 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Hyperion Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1636 Member No.: 978 Joined: June 23, 2008 Total Events Attended: 141 | Epic. --------------------    Dragon boots:29 Whips:2 | ||||
Posted: July 6, 2009 05:06 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: |Tezza| Group: Emeritus Posts: 1430 Member No.: 60 Joined: December 31, 2007 Total Events Attended: 12 | ROFL i joined a week after this was posted ;D of course, i didnt get any of it back then :F -------------------- Joined Wg - 18th January '05 (s4 vet) Ex-WG Moderator  | ||||
Posted: July 6, 2009 07:24 am | |||||
| IRC Nickname: WG Justin Group: Banned Posts: 372 Member No.: 74 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 110 | Oh gosh the memories  -------------------- WG SINCE 21 MARCH 2005 | ||||
Posted: July 6, 2009 10:52 am | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Bam Group: Emeritus Posts: 2762 Member No.: 131 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 111 | remember most of the names lol, funny stuff --------------------   | ||||
Posted: July 6, 2009 12:21 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 |
No u! -------------------- | ||||
Posted: July 6, 2009 01:48 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137 | Lol, best one was about Moch. I remember him making videos about all his Barrows loot...and I always watched them, lol. Good times back in the day. --------------------  | ||||
Posted: July 6, 2009 02:26 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 |
I remember he had a running count of barrows pieces in his sig. Wasn't it over 500?  -------------------- | ||||
Posted: July 6, 2009 02:38 pm | |||||
 IRC Nickname: Indivi2you Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 5361 Member No.: 43 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 623 | Bring Xin back? -------------------- The First, The Last, and the Only ~FLO Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. ~Michael Jordan      | ||||
Posted: July 6, 2009 05:53 pm | |||||
| IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540 | no. -------------------- | ||||
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