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WG_Keanu
Posted: October 11, 2009 09:51 pmTop
   
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 Keanu and the Crystal Key

Once upon a time there was a little dude called WG_Keanu training at Fire Giants, and he got a tooth half of a crystal key as a drop.

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In doubt about what to do, he consulted his friends on the IRC.

[21:54] <WG_Keanu> !ge tooth half
[21:54] -[CU]RuneScript- *** [ GE ]: [M] Tooth Half Of A Key: 42.9k 45.2k 47.5k (Today: -96gp [-0.2%] 30 Day: -768gp [-1.7%] 90 Day: -1,718gp [-3.8%]) 180 Day: +2,397gp [+5.6%])
[21:54] -[CU]RuneScript- *** [ GRAPHS ]: http://itemdb-rs.runescape.com/Tooth_half_...item.ws?obj=985
[21:54] <WG_Keanu> Wow
[21:54] <WG_Keanu> !ge loop half
[21:54] -[CU]RuneScript- *** [ GE ]: [M] Loop Half Of A Key: 12.3k 12.9k 13.6k (Today: -348gp [-2.6%] 30 Day: +3,015gp [+30.5%] 90 Day: +5,808gp [+81.9%]) 180 Day: +5,068gp [+64.7%])
[21:54] -[CU]RuneScript- *** [ GRAPHS ]: http://itemdb-rs.runescape.com/Loop_half_o...item.ws?obj=987
[21:55] <WG_Keanu> !item Tooth half
[21:55] -[CU]RuneScript- *** [ ITEM ]: [M] Tooth half of a key | +Trades -Equips -Stacks -Quest | Weight: 0kg | Examine: The tooth end of the mysterious crystal key. Can you find the other half? [tip.it]
[21:55] -[CU]RuneScript- *** [ ITEM ]: Obtained From: Dropped by monsters and given to you by random events. | URL: http://www.tip.it/runescape/index.php?rs2item_id=2328
[21:56] <WG_Keanu> !ge dragonstone
[21:56] -[CU]RuneScript- *** [ GE ]: [M] Dragonstone: 43.6k 45.9k 48.2k (Today: -176gp [-0.4%] 30 Day: +2,842gp [+6.6%] 90 Day: +6,501gp [+16.5%]) 180 Day: +6,669gp [+17%])
[21:56] -[CU]RuneScript- *** [ GRAPHS ]: http://itemdb-rs.runescape.com/Dragonstone...tem.ws?obj=1615
[21:56] <WG_Keanu> What should I do with the tooth half?
[21:56] <WG_Keanu> Keep, buy loop half or sell?
[21:58] *** Chad124|Zzz is now known as Chad124
[21:58] <Chad124> Sell it.
[21:58] <WG_Keanu> Hmm
[21:59] <WG_Keanu> If I get the other half which is only 13k I'd get a dragonstone and something else
[21:59] <Plano|Adam> sell
[21:59] <Plano|Adam> !ge dragonstone.
[21:59] <WG_Keanu> Where's the sense of adventure and risk in WG? O_o
[21:59] <Red_Buddas> in the wilderness
[21:59] <Chimpy> 2m drop from targ kill
[21:59] <Plano|Adam> lul red good answer
[22:00] <WG_Keanu> Heh
[22:00] <WG_Keanu> Darf
[22:00] <Darth> No
[22:00] <WG_Keanu> Wat
[22:00] <WG_Keanu> Sell, keep or open chest with tooth half?
[22:00] <Red_Buddas> !google jive turkey
[22:01] <Darth> sell
[22:01] <WG_Keanu> Dammit
[22:01] <WG_Keanu> I could get a rune plate from the chest
[22:01] <Chad124> Extremely rare.
[22:01] <Chad124> Its usually crap
[22:02] <WG_Keanu> But not impossible
[22:02] *** Plano|Adam has quit (Client exited)
[22:02] <WG_Keanu> I'm gonna flip a coin
[22:02] <Chad124> Well if you buy the other half and open and only get the stone and crap, you'll loose money.
[22:02] <WG_Keanu> Heads = open chest, tails = sell
[22:02] <Chad124> So w.e
[22:02] <WG_Keanu> I'll lose 11k
[22:02] <WG_Keanu> Worth a chance
[22:03] <WG_Keanu> Tails -.-
[22:03] <Chad124> Thats good
[22:03] <WG_Keanu> Thing is, I have a habit of doing the opposite of what the coin says

And so Keanu spent 13.5k on a loop half and went to the chest in Taverly...

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[22:20] -[CU]RuneScript- *** [ GE ]: [M] Uncut Dragonstone: 44.8k 47.2k 49.5k
[22:20] -[CU]RuneScript- *** [ GE ]: 3x Runite Bar: (48.6k 51k 53.7k)
[22:21] -[CU]RuneScript- *** [ CALC ]: 51+47.2-13 = 85.2

85k profit. If I had sold it like everyone said that would have been halved.

Risk is part of the game guys happy.gif
 
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same
Quikdrawjoe
Posted: October 11, 2009 10:14 pmTop
   


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Kyle
Posted: October 11, 2009 10:29 pmTop
   
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 Yo Keanu, ima let you finish and I'm really happy for you, but Dan Brown wrote the best story of all time
 
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JC
Posted: October 11, 2009 10:34 pmTop
   
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 SMD TT
 
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Old awards wat
Most Mature & Most Honourable
Most Dedicated|IRC Freak|Best Emeritus
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Indivi2you
Posted: October 11, 2009 10:35 pmTop
   
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 WG_Keanu had the worst story of all time. OF ALL TIME!
 
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WG_Keanu
Posted: October 11, 2009 10:57 pmTop
   
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QUOTE   Theevildead2 @ October 11, 2009 11:34 pm)

SMD TT

I agree with this one actually.

In other news 102 P2P cmb.
 
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same
Onathe
Posted: October 11, 2009 11:11 pmTop
   
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QUOTE   PFC JARHEAD @ October 11, 2009 11:29 pm)

Yo Keanu, ima let you finish and I'm really happy for you, but Dan Brown wrote the best story of all time

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WG_Keanu
Posted: October 11, 2009 11:17 pmTop
   
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QUOTE   Red_Buddas @ October 12, 2009 12:11 am)

QUOTE   PFC JARHEAD
October 11, 2009 11:29 pm

Yo Keanu, ima let you finish and I'm really happy for you, but Dan Brown wrote the best story of all time

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What did he do, was he the Davinci Code guy?
 
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same
Nick
Posted: October 12, 2009 02:14 amTop
   
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QUOTE   WG_Keanu @ October 11, 2009 06:17 pm)

QUOTE   Red_Buddas
October 12, 2009 12:11 am

               
             
QUOTE  PFC JARHEAD
October 11, 2009 11:29 pm

Yo Keanu, ima let you finish and I'm really happy for you, but Dan Brown wrote the best story of all time

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What did he do, was he the Davinci Code guy?

And The Lost Symbol and Angels & Demons.
 
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Sabre Treky
Posted: October 12, 2009 02:23 amTop
   
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 A Reply to A Story.
 
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Tricksy
Posted: October 12, 2009 01:31 pmTop
   
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 ffs man wow 85k

i get more money from inflation
 
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Wilderness Guardian Moderator: 19th April - 3rd December, 2007
WG_Keanu
Posted: October 12, 2009 01:33 pmTop
   
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QUOTE   Tricksy @ October 12, 2009 02:31 pm)

ffs man wow 85k

i get more money from inflation

I find that hard to believe while your sig says you're perm banned.
 
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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same
Indivi2you
Posted: October 12, 2009 01:37 pmTop
   
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QUOTE   WG_Keanu @ October 12, 2009 09:33 am)

QUOTE   Tricksy
October 12, 2009 02:31 pm

ffs man wow 85k

i get more money from inflation

I find that hard to believe while your sig says you're perm banned.

Usually... somebody's forum name is their account.
 
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Renegade3540
Posted: October 12, 2009 02:48 pmTop
   


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QUOTE   Indivi2you @ October 12, 2009 08:37 am)

QUOTE   WG_Keanu
October 12, 2009 09:33 am

               
             
QUOTE  Tricksy
October 12, 2009 02:31 pm

ffs man wow 85k

i get more money from inflation

I find that hard to believe while your sig says you're perm banned.

Usually... somebody's forum name is their account.

Even then his comment was completely unnecessary.

Nice job keanu.
 
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