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Epic Joke

For Sooth

Posted: October 28, 2009 01:55 am

IRC Nickname: Hyperion
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Once upon a time, there was a man who wanted to build a house. But, being a little eccentric, he wanted to build the house using only 99 bricks. So he went to the hardware store and said, "Hello, I like to buy 99 bricks."

The owner of the store told him, "I'm sorry, we only sell bricks in quantities of 100."

"Can't you cut me a deal or something?" the man asked.

"Nope, sorry," replied the owner. So the guy bought 100 bricks.

He took the bricks back to his lot, and he built a house using 99 bricks. Now, if you do the math, 100 minus 99 is 1, so he had one brick left. And he took that brick, and he just chucked it, way up in the air!

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WG_Keanu

Posted: October 28, 2009 03:16 am

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
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99 bricks? That's a small house

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Sithofwookie

Posted: October 28, 2009 04:27 am

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Holy shit I laughed so fuckin' hard.

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Jayson

Posted: October 29, 2009 02:43 am

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This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!

7th Highest Overall for Wars Attended.

Kyle

Posted: October 29, 2009 02:51 am

IRC Nickname: Darth
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A guy was riding on an airplane, and he decided to smoke a cigar. Unfortunately, he was sitting next to a woman with a dog. The dog began coughing, so the lady said, "Excuse me, sir, but could you please put out your cigar? It's really bothering my dog."

He angrily replied, "No, I won't! You shouldn't have a dog on this flight anyways!"

"This is a non-smoking flight! You need to put that cigar out!" she said. They argued back and forth... get rid of the dog, put out the cigar, and so on.

Finally, the man said, "Look, I'll compromise with you. If you get rid of your dog, I'll get rid of the cigar." HE was thinking, "She'll never want to give up her dog." But much to his surprise, she agreed to the deal!

The lady opened the window (amazingly, without causing the air pressure inside the plane to drop) and threw her dog out. The man, thinking that he had another cigar anyways, threw his cigar out the window, thinking that he had won.

However, the woman suddenly reached out the window, and grabbed her dog's leash! As she pulled the dog back in, she was thinking that she'd won, but do you know what the dog had in its mouth?

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A BRICK!!!!

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WG_Keanu

Posted: October 29, 2009 03:39 am

IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu
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Darf I rofled IRL at that

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Nick

Posted: October 29, 2009 04:04 am

IRC Nickname: Lefty
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I have no clue what any of this is about. Lmao.

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For Sooth

Posted: October 30, 2009 05:05 pm

IRC Nickname: Hyperion
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Way to ruin the joke Darth.

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Kyle

Posted: October 30, 2009 09:25 pm

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QUOTE	For Sooth @ October 30, 2009 12:05 pm)

Way to ruin the joke Darth.

but the original joke isn't funny with the finishing joke.

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Mistah Vince

Posted: October 30, 2009 09:40 pm

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QUOTE	Darth Magul @ October 30, 2009 04:25 pm)

QUOTE	For Sooth
	October 30, 2009 12:05 pm

Way to ruin the joke Darth.

but the original joke isn't funny with the finishing joke.

Haha, that was actually funny.

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His Lordship

Posted: October 31, 2009 12:37 am

IRC Nickname: His Lordship
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I don't get any of this.

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For Sooth

Posted: October 31, 2009 03:18 am

IRC Nickname: Hyperion
Group: Ex-Member
Posts: 1636
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Joined: June 23, 2008
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QUOTE	Darth Magul @ October 30, 2009 04:25 pm)

QUOTE	For Sooth
	October 30, 2009 12:05 pm

Way to ruin the joke Darth.

but the original joke isn't funny with the finishing joke.

I was getting there...... The key to that joke is to wait a few days, or a few weeks if the person you told it to can actually remember it.

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