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Posted: March 2, 2010 06:48 am  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Ranma344 Group: Emeritus Posts: 759 Member No.: 78 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 24    | Wow... okay, I wasn't sure if I was ever going to tell anyone about this, but it's late and I'm sleep deprived so i guess I'll just write it now and regret it in the morning First of all, - just for some background: My mom died right when I was born, (she was actually really, really hot- but this isn't about her. I guess that's fucked up to say, but whatever.) I actually grew up with my dad's family, because my dad has all sorts of emotional issues and he bailed before I was born. So you can see, my childhood was really kind of messed up. Anyways, growing up I feel like there was always a lot of distance between me and my sister. When I was about 17 or 18 I first noticed that my sister was a hottie. I don't want to go into to many details about it, but basically what happened is that I accidentally found a video that she made of herself. I knew she didn't make it for me- but I thought she was so fucking beautiful that I watched it twice. Probably would have watched it a hell of a lot more, except that like right around the time I found the video, all this crazy shit went down and I had to leave home. (My dad's family who I was staying with got in bad trouble with the law. I never talk about it). Sooo... I was totally lusting after my sister at that point. She was also having bad trouble with the law. She was actually in custody when I left home. My friend and I went to go pick her up. When I saw her that day, after seeing the video, I have to be honest, I just wanted to fuck her brains out. Looking back on it now, it's pretty messed up- but I think she had feelings for me too. She actually kissed me right after we came to get her... and it wasn't a sisterly kiss, you know? I mean, it wasn't like ridiculously sexual or anything, but it definitely wasn't sisterly. After we left, we all went to crash with my Sister's friends. On the trip there, my friend sort of implied that he wanted to get with my Sister, and I got a little jealous. He's a good looking guy- and even though she was my sister- I just felt like he was competition. Not much else happened between us for a while except some maybe-sexy hugging. Pretty much everyone in my life at that point was wanted by the government, so we all moved around a lot. I'm not saying that I'm proud of it or anything, but it was kind of an awesome time. My friend and my sister never hooked up I don't think- but I thought there was some serious sexual tension going on between them. It was around that time that I got really badly hurt in an accident. It was fucked up. I almost died. But when I was in recovery my sister came to see me, and out of the clear blue sky she started gives me this awesome, slow, passionate kiss on the lips. Sadly (although, I guess for the best) nothing ever came of it. We spent some time apart... and I started to get really religious, so I tried not to think of her that way. It was actually going well for a long time- like I was totally over her. But I have to say, like a year or so after all that stuff went down, we were out sailing (not like a date or anything romantic like that), and she was wearing like the hottest bikini I've ever fucking seen and it brought back all the old feelings. Sigh. A little while later she actually wound up with my friend from before (the sexual tension guy). I can't say I was surprised. But even after she was shacking up with my friend, there was one time we were at a party... my friend was inside, and my sister and I were outside alone. It was a really intimate moment. I think something might have happened, except that I killed the mood when I told her that Darth Vader was our father and that I had to go face him. --------------------  R.I.P. Lucy ! | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 07:04 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Mr Glennfase Group: Emeritus Posts: 3064 Member No.: 39 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 220 | Ryan, I love you. I don't claim to know you or your world or how you feel, but who can ever claim that about someone else. You're a tortured soul and I hope you find some peace in your life. You deserve to touch infinity. I'm glad you have the fucking strength to share something like this. I'm not sure if I could open up that much. You made yourself vulnerable. I appreciate you. As corny as this all sounds, it's not. I really mean this. Let's say that a few weeks ago I almost did something stupid, and I've been getting more and more grateful for things in my life I was ignorant of. I love you, brother. -------------------- That's Mr. Glennfase to you. Ex-Warlord/Council  | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 07:20 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | cool story bro --------------------  24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 07:29 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Brian|30 Group: Ex-Member Posts: 565 Member No.: 1547 Joined: December 13, 2008 Total Events Attended: 75 | And all this time I thought your name was Ryan. -------------------- Dragon Claws Drops: 1 2 Dragonic Visage Drops: 1 Ruined Dragon Drops: 1 Abyssal Whip Drops: 1 2 | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 08:06 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Dnovelta Group: Emeritus Posts: 2750 Member No.: 130 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 137 | My friend showed me that like 2 weeks ago, fucking hilarious. --------------------   | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 10:01 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: rachellove Group: Council Posts: 6955 Member No.: 173 Joined: January 31, 2008 Total Events Attended: 305 | Glenn, I love you so much more than you love Ryan. Somehow I think it's this force around him that is attracting you atm. Don't worry to much, I think it will pass. Love, Rachy  --------------------  Thank you Garrett and Dallar. “The day soldiers stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. They have either lost confidence that you can help them or concluded that you do not care. Either case is a failure of leadership.” ~~Colin Powell ~~  | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 11:08 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Bam Group: Emeritus Posts: 2762 Member No.: 131 Joined: January 20, 2008 Total Events Attended: 111 | ok --------------------  | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 11:20 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Mickey Group: Emeritus Posts: 5305 Member No.: 48 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 282 | That's fucked up lol. --------------------    | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 11:35 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: megajayson Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9246 Member No.: 423 Joined: April 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 216 | house of random this --------------------  This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill Fifteen percent concentrated power of will Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain And a hundred percent reason to remember the name! 7th Highest Overall for Wars Attended. | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 12:48 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Wayne|Eregion2 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3087 Member No.: 156 Joined: January 25, 2008 Total Events Attended: 8 | Acronyms cannot express the levels of roflcoptery going on over here right now.  --------------------  | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 01:04 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Majeic Group: Ex-Member Posts: 775 Member No.: 1671 Joined: January 28, 2009 Total Events Attended: 77 | poop --------------------    | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 02:32 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Sgtswordfish Group: Guest Posts: 1737 Member No.: 1758 Joined: March 9, 2009 Total Events Attended: 64 | i feel like this is a total joke --------------------  Goals 2011  | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 03:29 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sum41xx Group: Emeritus Posts: 630 Member No.: 102 Joined: January 3, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | That's really brave to share something like this. I don't think it's out of the ordinary in terms of what's happening between you and your sister considering you've been so apart. I hope the best for you to resolve these issue. --------------------   Proud WG member since December 2003 | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 03:59 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Lefty Group: Emeritus Posts: 3340 Member No.: 1055 Joined: June 30, 2008 Total Events Attended: 211 | I have no idea which way this goes, but whatever. Glad you feel comfortable enough to share this with us. As always we are here for you. --------------------      | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 04:06 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Fire Lion Sword Group: Emeritus Posts: 1189 Member No.: 103 Joined: January 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 3 | Judging by the way some others reacted to this, I guess I'm supposed to consider this a joke. So... "hahaha!" -------------------- --------- 獅の炎 ----------  ----------- 忍☯者 ----------- | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 04:13 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sgtswordfish Group: Guest Posts: 1737 Member No.: 1758 Joined: March 9, 2009 Total Events Attended: 64 |
its awkward writing and totally insane. as in you wouldn't do this in real life -------------------- Goals 2011 | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 04:30 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Fire Lion Sword Group: Emeritus Posts: 1189 Member No.: 103 Joined: January 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 3 | I'm such a hobo... I missed the last part of the story.  The hot mother and sexy sister parts had me like wtf... so I skipped most of it to see what others were thinking. -------------------- --------- 獅の炎 ---------- ----------- 忍☯者 ----------- | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 05:06 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Squelchyfish Group: Emeritus Posts: 625 Member No.: 38 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 71 | cool story bro --------------------   "Take lobsters because I don't want us to die" -HisLordship on WG pvp PKing, 26 April 2010. | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 07:48 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Owennnn Group: Emeritus Posts: 1447 Member No.: 37 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 55 | Fucking lol'd at how blissfully unaware some people are. -------------------- | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 08:34 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Abs Group: Emeritus Posts: 2071 Member No.: 4 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 97 | Fucking hell Ranma, DAMNIT FRICKEN HELL LOL When I saw "Darth..." I was like "OH FUCK THIS" I really thought this was you until the last sentence lol, I read every fricking line. Usually what happens is that I always skim read through a post and check the end and stuff, but since this was interesting I read all of it lol. Ffs Ryan lol, nice. Troll'd. Also since this isn't in HoR it wasn't an obvious troll. ~Abs --------------------  "I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it." Wg Council & Secondary Leader - 21/10/07 to 24/12/08 Msn: [email protected] | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 08:49 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Jenny Group: Emeritus Posts: 1967 Member No.: 19 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 56 | asshat u r --------------------   | ||
Posted: March 2, 2010 09:26 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Sgtswordfish Group: Guest Posts: 1737 Member No.: 1758 Joined: March 9, 2009 Total Events Attended: 64 |
you got pwned and wasted YOUR LIFE! -------------------- Goals 2011 | ||
Posted: March 3, 2010 02:51 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Kiwi011 Group: Emeritus Posts: 3052 Member No.: 40 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 21 | I was trying to see what type of reply I could make to this while reading your fucked up topic......then i got to the last sentance and 4 words came to mind. I fucking Hate you. --------------------  | ||
Posted: March 3, 2010 05:56 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: DZ Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2991 Member No.: 18 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 238 |
This Reason for edit: Originally quoted wrong post -------------------- Now back to the good part! | ||
Posted: March 4, 2010 10:16 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Rick Hamm Group: Ex-Member Posts: 573 Member No.: 1214 Joined: July 14, 2008 Total Events Attended: 6 | I was actually intrigued, enthralled and totally turned on by this post. Thank you for sharing. LOL Yup, you had me going until the last part. For some reason I'm like...this sounds vaguely familiar but I couldn't put my finger on it. Very nicely done.  -------------------- | ||
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