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Horrible but Humorous joke

Mistah Vince

Posted: June 5, 2010 01:01 am

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So there's a no armed/no legged girl laying down on the beach.
After a few minutes, the girl begins to cry. A man walking by asks her what's wrong.
"Nobody's ever hugged me before" she says.
The man figures he has nothing to lose, gives her a hug, and continues walking.

Shortly after, the girl begins to cry again. Another man walking by asks her what's wrong.
"Nobody's ever kissed me before" she says.
The man figures it's the nice thing to do, so he kisses her, and continues to walk.

A little later, the girl begins to cry again. And yet again another man walking by asks her what's wrong.
"Nobody's ever fucked me before" she says.
The man decides that he'll help her out. He lifts her up, and throws her into the ocean, and as he's walking away, screams back "Now you're fucked!"

Like I said...it's horrible, but pretty humorous nonetheless, lol.

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Nick

Posted: June 5, 2010 01:12 am

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Wow.

That is a great joke.

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Firelion08

Posted: June 5, 2010 01:31 am

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I was expecting a cheap sex joke, but this one was pretty good.

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Quikdrawjoe

Posted: June 5, 2010 02:58 am

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I died a little on the inside

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Reticked

Posted: June 5, 2010 03:12 am

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My mom has no arms or legs.

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Posted: June 5, 2010 04:08 am

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QUOTE: Reticked @ June 04, 2010 10:12 pm)

My mom has no arms or legs.

Awkward silence combo breaker

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Kung Man149

Posted: June 5, 2010 04:14 am

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QUOTE: Reticked @ June 04, 2010 10:12 pm)

My mom has no arms or legs.

Oh...shit now i feel guilty for laughing at the joke.

Awkward...

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Firelion08

Posted: June 5, 2010 05:01 am

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QUOTE: Reticked @ June 05, 2010 03:12 am)

My mom has no arms or legs.

Shit, seriously?

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His_Lordship

Posted: June 5, 2010 05:29 am

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I doubt it.

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Gusmighster

Posted: June 5, 2010 08:09 am

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I heard the same joke a while ago just with a granny in a wheelchair rather than a woman with no arms or leg.

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Jayson

Posted: June 5, 2010 09:53 am

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QUOTE: Reticked @ June 05, 2010 02:12 pm)

My mom has no arms or legs.

my mum has no torso or head

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Posted: June 5, 2010 01:17 pm

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QUOTE: Jayson @ June 05, 2010 09:53 am)

QUOTE: Reticked June 05, 2010 02:12 pm

My mom has no arms or legs.

my mum has no torso or head

my mum has no figher torso or head of neitiznot

wat

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Posted: June 5, 2010 02:09 pm

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lmfao Vince

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Arthur

Posted: June 5, 2010 11:30 pm

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Lol that is pretty funny

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Posted: June 6, 2010 03:54 am

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Heard that joke when I was about 10

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Mistah Vince

Posted: June 6, 2010 04:22 am

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QUOTE: Stokenut @ June 05, 2010 10:54 pm)

Heard that joke when I was about 10

Sorry for not having your massive level of intelligence then. >_>

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Sativas

Posted: June 6, 2010 04:27 am

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I have no arms or legs....

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WG_Keanu

Posted: June 6, 2010 07:42 am

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QUOTE: Vince @ June 05, 2010 02:01 am)

So there's a no armed/no legged girl laying down on the beach.

How did she get on the beach in the first place?

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

George

Posted: June 6, 2010 08:59 am

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QUOTE: WG_Keanu @ June 06, 2010 07:42 am)

QUOTE: Vince June 05, 2010 02:01 am

So there's a no armed/no legged girl laying down on the beach.

How did she get on the beach in the first place?

She flew.

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WG_Keanu

Posted: June 6, 2010 11:05 am

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QUOTE: George @ June 06, 2010 09:59 am)

QUOTE: WG_Keanu June 06, 2010 07:42 am

QUOTE: Vince June 05, 2010 02:01 am

So there's a no armed/no legged girl laying down on the beach.

How did she get on the beach in the first place?

She flew.

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[05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic
[05:42] <%kat> same

Dallar

Posted: June 6, 2010 06:25 pm

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I laughed hard!

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Firelion08

Posted: June 6, 2010 08:19 pm

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QUOTE: WG_Keanu @ June 06, 2010 07:42 am)

QUOTE: Vince June 05, 2010 02:01 am

So there's a no armed/no legged girl laying down on the beach.

How did she get on the beach in the first place?

"Nobody's ever taken me to the beach before"

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ignomoly

Posted: June 7, 2010 10:21 pm

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QUOTE: Sativas @ June 05, 2010 11:27 pm)

I have no arms or legs....

yeah...from smoking pot while cutting wood lol

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Planolocal

Posted: June 8, 2010 11:19 pm

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that was a good ass joke.

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Sithofwookie

Posted: June 9, 2010 02:46 am

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QUOTE: Firelion08 @ June 06, 2010 12:19 pm)

QUOTE: WG_Keanu June 06, 2010 07:42 am

QUOTE: Vince June 05, 2010 02:01 am

So there's a no armed/no legged girl laying down on the beach.

How did she get on the beach in the first place?

"Nobody's ever taken me to the beach before"

Win

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