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Stokenut
Posted: June 8, 2010 04:20 pmTop
   


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Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion.

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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".
Sativas
Posted: June 8, 2010 04:31 pmTop
   
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 Too long, and I see a bunch of balls lol.
 
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Pyroclastic0
Posted: June 8, 2010 04:35 pmTop
   
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 sure I've read this here somewhere before
 
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Nick
Posted: June 8, 2010 05:15 pmTop
   
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QUOTE: Pyroclastic0 @ June 08, 2010 11:35 am)
sure I've read this here somewhere before

I am with this guy.

I am still lost on the concept of pee bottles.

When I have a boner and have to piss I just sit on the toilet and position myself just right.
 
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Quikdrawjoe
Posted: June 8, 2010 05:37 pmTop
   


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 Awesome story
 
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His_Lordship
Posted: June 8, 2010 05:42 pmTop
   
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 OH MAN THAT IS SO FUNNY AND EMBARRASSING.
I've had to shit and pee with a boner before.
Not easy.

If I were in his situation I'd just piss on the floor and wipe it up later.
It's the best I could do in that terrible scenario.
Man that's pretty funny.
 
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Firelion08
Posted: June 8, 2010 05:49 pmTop
   


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QUOTE: His_Lordship @ June 08, 2010 05:42 pm)
OH MAN THAT IS SO FUNNY AND EMBARRASSING.
I've had to shit and pee with a boner before.
Not easy.

If I were in his situation I'd just piss on the floor and wipe it up later.
It's the best I could do in that terrible scenario.
Man that's pretty funny.

Why not pee in the shower/tub and turn the water on for a few seconds?
 
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Dallar
Posted: June 8, 2010 05:49 pmTop
   
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 read it before but it's still utterly hilarious
 
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Reticked
Posted: June 8, 2010 05:54 pmTop
   
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Hollow_Fyre
Posted: June 8, 2010 07:00 pmTop
   
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 Seems a lot like a scene from the movie Along Came Polly, not exactly, but close enough
 
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