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Posted: July 24, 2010 01:26 pm  | |||
      IRC Nickname: Maths Group: Ex-Member Posts: 1855 Member No.: 54 Joined: December 31, 2007 Total Events Attended: 286    | So with my naturally talented skills, people approach me to become a player moderator. The process usually involves going to some site, clicking on links, or alternatively, just giving my password + username away for account verification. And mind you young scallywags, today was no exception. Yet another player approaches me to interest me in a player moderation position, and yet again I jump at the chance. How can I possibly resist wasting another players time? I think my current record of how much time I have wasted with one of these kids is around 1.5 hours, however this was also a good attempt at that record. Mind you, I also got the guy's login address. So - Now this is a story all about how my life got turned, flipped upside down. And i'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, i'll tell you how I became the prince of "wasting people's time"  In west philadelphia born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days. Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool, and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school, when a couple of guys, who were up to no good, startin making trouble in my neighborhood. I got in one little scam and my mom got scared , and said "You're better be safe with your account or beware". Anyway, so this lad started talking to me.  I had been chosen to become a player moderator? How could I possibly resist. And the usual, a site which I am supposed to go to. But OMG I got a referral id as well.  So after this I tried every possible angle I could, namely to a) Waste the guys time  Waste the guys timec) Have a bit of a lol to myself Some parts of the conversation are below for your enjoyment. Angles I tried to distract him with - a) I'm 12 and have ADD so he shouldn't get me angry My mum made the firewall in AVG + I needed him to talk me through itc) I needed to enable port forwarding on my modem d) I didn't take my pills, he got me angry, so my mouse doesn't work e) Following from above, how do I enable stick-keys? f) Frequent toilet breaks   In the end I ended up giving him a password and username, I couldn't resist the opporunity to become a player mod. Little did he know, it was not my account, but a noob account with my old ISP (so he doesn't get my IP address). However the dumb idiot that he is logged back out of that account after he realised it wasn't mine. He was also kind enough to change the password back. Oh and yes I got his login address.  He's from the netherlands. You have to hate the dutch. I'm glad they lost the world cup now. Total time wasted of his:  So young hoodlums, I highly suggest if you ever get one of these people, waste as much time of theirs as possible. Its highly enjoyable, makes for a great time filler, and you get the satisfaction of doing it. That is all. --------------------  "Journeys are what brings us happiness, Not the destination." ~ Two time ex-raid leader of wg ~  | ||
Posted: July 24, 2010 01:30 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540 | Absolutely brilliant. Made me lollolololol.  --------------------    | ||
Posted: July 24, 2010 01:31 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Rodney75 Group: Council Posts: 1683 Member No.: 2109 Joined: October 29, 2009 Total Events Attended: 154 | Lvl 99 Distract, grats. --------------------  | ||
Posted: July 24, 2010 01:34 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Zemus Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 2786 Member No.: 128 Joined: January 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 275 | lold --------------------  24th to 2496 Overall ~ 29th to 120 Dungeoneering ~ Guardian since November 2007 ~ - I now play WoW lols - Server: US Jubei'Thos Faction: Horde 85 Blood-Elf Paladin 85 Troll Hunter | ||
Posted: July 24, 2010 01:45 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Sgtswordfish Group: Guest Posts: 1737 Member No.: 1758 Joined: March 9, 2009 Total Events Attended: 64 | thanks for the ip i'll make awesome use of it --------------------  Goals 2011  | ||
Posted: July 24, 2010 01:50 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Vephy Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 6186 Member No.: 813 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 478 | lol good one --------------------   | ||
Posted: July 24, 2010 02:04 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Outlaw Group: Emeritus Posts: 558 Member No.: 2055 Joined: September 12, 2009 Total Events Attended: 95 | Wow.. that is absolutely genious... Major props on that one man. Way to go! --------------------  Join date : June 2006 Left : March 2007 Rejoined : October 2009 Original DG Member Completed Goals : 99 Cooking, 99 Fishing, 99 Strength, 99 Attack, 99 Constitution, 99 Defence, 99 Ranged  | ||
Posted: July 24, 2010 02:17 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 7306 Member No.: 47 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 343 | Report abuse, welcome to banned world -------------------- July 5, 2007 - June 27, 2011 | ||
Posted: July 24, 2010 03:52 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: dieyou2000 Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 711 Member No.: 1300 Joined: August 28, 2008 Total Events Attended: 158 | I have successfully updated the attendance of this Event. The new attendance can be found here:
http://www.wildernessguardians.com/attendance/main.php Thank you, ~The Staff --------------------   | ||
Posted: July 24, 2010 03:53 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: dieyou2000 Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 711 Member No.: 1300 Joined: August 28, 2008 Total Events Attended: 158 |
Lol I joke you dun get no attendance. -------------------- | ||
Posted: July 24, 2010 05:29 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Indivi2you Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 5361 Member No.: 43 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 623 | I used to do that when my chat was on, now i always keep it on friends or off. -------------------- The First, The Last, and the Only ~FLO Never say never, because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. ~Michael Jordan      | ||
Posted: July 25, 2010 04:19 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: [JC] Group: Emeritus Posts: 3320 Member No.: 23 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 147 | For a moment there I was wondering how low the standards for becoming a P mod had got Now I see that its just U so Pro  --------------------  Old awards wat Most Mature & Most Honourable Most Dedicated|IRC Freak|Best Emeritus Placeholder lolz | ||
Posted: July 25, 2010 08:27 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 |
Virogrid 2? You mean that FunOrb game? Lol'ed. --------------------  [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same | ||
Posted: July 26, 2010 01:42 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: |Tezza| Group: Emeritus Posts: 1430 Member No.: 60 Joined: December 31, 2007 Total Events Attended: 12 | fucking brilliant maffs -------------------- Joined Wg - 18th January '05 (s4 vet) Ex-WG Moderator  | ||
Posted: July 26, 2010 03:23 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: letter fly Group: Ex-Member Posts: 186 Member No.: 2283 Joined: June 5, 2010 Total Events Attended: 18 | i lol'd --------------------  "You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, even months analyzing a situation trying to put the pieces together, justifyin' what could've, should've, or would've happened. Or you can just leave the pieces on the floor and move the stink on." -Tupac | ||
Posted: July 26, 2010 04:23 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: p0p0k1lla Group: Ex-Member Posts: 257 Member No.: 2026 Joined: August 22, 2009 Total Events Attended: 38 | why would u go for a 138? --------------------     | ||
Posted: July 26, 2010 04:30 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Jouke[WG] Group: Ex-Member Posts: 153 Member No.: 2326 Joined: July 24, 2010 Total Events Attended: 16 | Big difference between the Netherlands and Belgium (.be), but lulz at the topic --------------------  | ||
Posted: July 27, 2010 02:26 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: DG_Keanu Group: Council Posts: 4782 Member No.: 2033 Joined: August 25, 2009 Total Events Attended: 173 |
Well spotted. Tell him to go back to making awesome chocolate -------------------- [05:42] <+WG_Keanu> I think I got a semi just looking at the pic [05:42] <%kat> same | ||
Posted: July 27, 2010 09:47 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Ubg Fcbruges Group: Emeritus Posts: 1209 Member No.: 1373 Joined: October 12, 2008 Total Events Attended: 64 | Haha! Well done mate. Those dutch (Holland part  not belgium) suck ass's --------------------  Portfolio ~~ WG Emeritus - 20 November 2010 ~~ ~~ WG Higher Guardian - 10 November 2009 ~~ ~~ WG Emeritus - 2 July 2009 ~~ ~~ WG Higher Guardian - 27 February 2009 ~~ ~~ WG Guardian - 12 December 2008 ~~ ~~ WG Trial Guardian - 30 October 2008 ~~ | ||
Posted: July 28, 2010 02:14 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Group: Guest Posts: 38 Member No.: 1597 Joined: December 29, 2008 Total Events Attended: 0 | Clever guy! -------------------- | ||
Posted: July 28, 2010 06:25 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Kat Group: Event Leader Posts: 1085 Member No.: 2257 Joined: April 30, 2010 Total Events Attended: 223 | rofll!! wow gary thats to funny. --------------------   | ||
Posted: July 29, 2010 12:23 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Ret[Keith] Group: Emeritus Posts: 2049 Member No.: 86 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 82 | gf dutch -------------------- Best Firemaker in WG no lie   <--- rofl1st joined WG: October 18th, 2005. Ex-WG mod, OPH winner  ^My original idea (U GOIN DOWN TWIZ)^ 189th person to get "100" firemaking Hash Unit, Tun Unit, C-Unit    | ||
Posted: July 29, 2010 01:21 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Jouke[WG] Group: Ex-Member Posts: 153 Member No.: 2326 Joined: July 24, 2010 Total Events Attended: 16 |  Who would want to be a player mod, anyway? -------------------- | ||
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