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 Helen Keller Jokes, Nothing mean intended, just funny
Posted: February 29, 2008 11:34 pmTop
   
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Yea no offense intended but ive recently heard a lot of good ones so share yours and ill share mine.

**Q-How do you confuse Helen Keller?

A-Give her a basketball to read.

**Q-How do you confuse Helen Keller?

A-Rearrange the furniture.

**Q-How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

A-They left the plunger in the toilet.

If you some post them tbh o.0 intro.gif
 
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Posted: March 25, 2008 06:32 pmTop
   


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Posted: March 25, 2008 07:50 pmTop
   


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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas?

Polio, she had everything else.
 
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Posted: March 25, 2008 09:34 pmTop
   
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Q-why can't hellen killer read?

A-Because she's a girl :{



i knows. kinda sexist. but funny at times.
 
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Posted: March 26, 2008 05:57 amTop
   


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Posted: March 29, 2008 01:29 amTop
   
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who?
 
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Posted: March 29, 2008 05:32 amTop
   
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I know a few lol.
What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff?
- Nothing
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
- You would too if your name was alagjafgrfifshnog.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
- Because she's a woman
 
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Posted: April 1, 2008 01:01 pmTop
   
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lol those aren't nice at all veryevilgrin.gif
 
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