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 Shooting Yourself
Posted: January 12, 2009 04:18 pmTop
   
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Well basically I failed the 2 week challenge on Day 6 and it was so strong I sort of... shot myself in the face because it was so powerful... and it was disgusting.

Has anyone shot themselves? If you have, where?

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Posted: January 12, 2009 04:22 pmTop
   


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OMG!
Yes, I have on several occasions. The most unfortunate of which went into my eye. Sounds bad but actually, it didn't sting in the slightest.

Another time it hit the side of my lips/cheek. I tasted it.

More often than not, if I haven't whacked it for longer than usual and have a fair sized load + edged for a while the first/second spurts can easily make it over my shoulder. I've always been proud of being able to ejaculate high into the air. Occasionally I'll tilt my dick at a 45 degree angle just to see how far i can shoot.

Unlucky on failing the two week challenge. Maybe I'll attempt it one day.
 
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Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion.

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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".

Posted: January 12, 2009 04:24 pmTop
   
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Are you seated when it goes over your shoulder?
That's pretty good. I don't edge but I should.
Its awesome, flinging loads epic distances.
 
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Posted: January 12, 2009 04:27 pmTop
   


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Seated or lying down. I don't do standing up, ever.
LOL nice emote. Only just saw it.
 
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Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion.

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Challenge any creationist to a debate.
They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs".
I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research.
I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs".