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Posted: February 8, 2009 05:51 am  | |||
     IRC Nickname: spanthrax Group: Ex-Member Posts: 813 Member No.: 29 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 37    | so ya ive been saving my first thread in here for something big. and im drunk off my ass atm so i figured what the hell, no better time to do it then right now. so here goes. Where is the weirdest place you have ever wanked, rubbed, got off etc etc? and did you get caught doing it. that is all i have for you guys. P.S. THE BOOZE MADE ME DO IT! ~Spanthrax --------------------   | ||
Posted: February 8, 2009 05:55 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: [Randy] Group: Raid Leader Posts: 5065 Member No.: 16 Joined: December 29, 2007 Total Events Attended: 499 | I guess a hotel bathroom... --------------------   | ||
Posted: February 8, 2009 05:55 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: His Lordship Group: Founder Posts: 6029 Member No.: 1 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 129 | Hmm tough. I've done it on a train, a plane, and while at the dinner table with my family. I'll go with the third one. --------------------  | ||
Posted: February 8, 2009 06:00 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: spanthrax Group: Ex-Member Posts: 813 Member No.: 29 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 37 |
wow lordy that last one is a real winner and im not sure if anyone here is gonna be able to top it m8 -------------------- | ||
Posted: February 8, 2009 06:08 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Matt|Multi Group: Emeritus Posts: 668 Member No.: 49 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 12 | While driving. While parked outside my friend's house at like, 3AM. On a bus. In the woods. While camping. On an airplane (It was an 8 hour long flight, get off my back). and the best ever, while in class. Most awkward was definitely the last one. Never, EVER been caught. Almost got caught at home once tho. # -------------------- Born at sea, baptized in blood your fame will never die. Your Division is one of the best if not the best division in the history of American arms -Gen George S Patton on the 45th Infantry Division  | ||
Posted: February 8, 2009 06:12 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: spanthrax Group: Ex-Member Posts: 813 Member No.: 29 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 37 |
ok i gotta ask this, which class was it. oh and i figure i better post mine. tossing off in my grandmothers tv room. a room that has no door. -------------------- | ||
Posted: February 8, 2009 09:50 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: Matt|Multi Group: Emeritus Posts: 668 Member No.: 49 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 12 | Chemistry class. Was stuck WAY in the back of the class (Massive ampitheatre) sitting on a table, noone behind or beside me lol. Got bored. -------------------- Born at sea, baptized in blood your fame will never die. Your Division is one of the best if not the best division in the history of American arms -Gen George S Patton on the 45th Infantry Division | ||
Posted: February 8, 2009 11:06 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Gorgemaster Group: Elite Guardian Posts: 9840 Member No.: 3 Joined: December 26, 2007 Total Events Attended: 540 | In the cinema. In history class... --------------------    | ||
Posted: February 8, 2009 08:01 pm | |||
 IRC Nickname: Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls Group: Banned Posts: 2956 Member No.: 422 Joined: April 4, 2008 Total Events Attended: 130 | Maths teacher is early twenties blonde and fit as - so ye... every maths lesson  -------------------- Mugger84 Member Of WG Since 4th April 2008. WG Raid Leader Since 20th June 2008. WG Council Since 20th November 2008. Banned from WG Since 6th March 2009. DF IG Since 6th March 2009. DF FA Since 15th March 2009. Ex-Member Of WG Since 26th March 2009. Member of DF Since 6th April 2009. Clan Friend of WG Since 4th June 2009. --- ||Ex-WG Warlord || Current Member of DF || Ex-Rampage Leader ||  | ||
Posted: February 9, 2009 08:48 pm | |||
| IRC Nickname: Stokenut Group: Guest Posts: 2062 Member No.: 805 Joined: June 10, 2008 Total Events Attended: 112 | 1) Plane. In my seat, sandwiched between my sleeping granddad and a random stranger, looking at this FIT girl one row in-front, on the left isle. She was sleeping in a white miniskirt and had this HOT red g-string on that was lifted up slightly by the adjustable arm on the seat. I put my jacket on my lap and proceeded to whack it. When i was ready to finish I managed to get my sock off and shoe back on without anyone noticing. I jizzed in my sock and put it on my pocket. 2. In a Room with my nan and granddad. On their computer. They were on their chairs the room setup was like this... PC: ME ........................................... TV Chair1: Granddad .........................Chair2: Nan I had my hand in my pocket and got myself off looking at pictures. Checking like every 10 seconds they were still looking at the TV. I literally jizzed in my pants before closing it all off and going to the bathroom to clean up. -------------------- Over 6 years of history and friendship, deleted over a difference in an opinion. --- Challenge any creationist to a debate. They'll run away and aggressively accuse you of "attacking" them and their "beliefs". I'm sorry, please, keep teaching our kids that they'll burn in hell if they don't believe. Mutilate their genitals against their will while you're at it. Keep influencing politics and holding back vital scientific research. I'll just keep my mouth shut to "respect" your "beliefs". | ||
Posted: February 10, 2009 01:04 am | |||
| IRC Nickname: spanthrax Group: Ex-Member Posts: 813 Member No.: 29 Joined: December 30, 2007 Total Events Attended: 37 |
way to be creative -------------------- | ||
Posted: February 11, 2009 07:08 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: WG Justin Group: Banned Posts: 372 Member No.: 74 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 110 | whilst in church  -------------------- WG SINCE 21 MARCH 2005 | ||
Posted: February 11, 2009 07:36 am | |||
 IRC Nickname: Ranma344 Group: Emeritus Posts: 759 Member No.: 78 Joined: January 1, 2008 Total Events Attended: 24 | I honestly don't. --------------------  R.I.P. Lucy ! | ||
my first thread in here, warning-extreme random wierdness inside