True /b/tards

ITT: typical /b/tard traits that you possess.
I'll start.
Mark the box next to it with an X if it applies to you.

01. [X] neckbeard
02. [] no girlfriend
03. [X] no car
04. [] no job
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [XXX] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] into anime
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [X] never wake up before 10am
13. [] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [X] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [X] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [X] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [X] can triforce:
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19. [X] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [X] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [X] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

ITT: typical /b/tard traits that you possess.
I'll start.
Mark the box next to it with an X if it applies to you.

01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [X] no car
04. [X] no job
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [XXX] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] into anime
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

Yeah, def can't triforce.

lol, gonna laugh at everyone editing after realising they can't triforce :$

ITT: typical /b/tard traits that you possess.
I'll start.
Mark the box next to it with an X if it applies to you.

01. [X] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [] no car
04. [X] no job
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [X] into anime
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [X] never wake up before 10am
13. [X] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [X] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [X] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

I think I triforced once, but I honestly have no idea how the fuck I did it...

01. [X] neckbeard
02. [] no girlfriend
03. [X] no car
04. [X] no job
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] into anime
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [X] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [X] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [X] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [X] no car
04. [X] no job
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [X] into anime
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [X] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [X] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [X] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [] no car
04. [] no job
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] into anime
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

The triforce is pissing me off...

ITT: typical /b/tard traits that you possess.
I'll start.
Mark the box next to it with an X if it applies to you.

01. [X] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [X] no car
04. [] no job
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [XXX] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs MS <- what?
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] into anime
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [X] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [x] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

^^ Being a passenger is boring.

and wtf is a triforce thingy.

01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [] no car
04. [X] no job
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [~] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [X] cat what's wrong with cats?
08. [] have an opinion on  vs MS ?
09. [~] live with parents Only during summer and holidays
10. [] into anime
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [X] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [] can triforce:
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lol, its like a radioactive symbol....i don't get it

19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles oh my god i thought i was the only one. I usually drive though


Could be worse

01. [X] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [] no car
04. [] no job
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [X] into anime
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [X] never wake up before 10am
13. [] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [X] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [X] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [X] can triforce:
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19. [X] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [X] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [X] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [X] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

/b/ is for tards, but im pro at it.

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01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [X] no car
04. [X] no job
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [XXX] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [] live with parents
10. [] into anime
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [X] no car
04. [X] no job
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] into anime
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

17 is missing.

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Fuck my life.

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FUCK YES shit I hate that/
That is so glitchy.

01. [X] neckbeard
02. [] no girlfriend
03. [X] no car
04. [X] no job
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [Wtf is this] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [X] into anime (LOL, the true /b/ tard, this would be ticked)
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [X] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles (What the hell is this?)

True /b/tards don't talk about /b/ outside of /b/


/thread

01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [X] no car
04. [] no job
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [X] into anime
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [*] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [X] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [X**] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [***] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [X] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [****] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

* I'm a virgin.
** I don't know what triforce is so I can't really do it.
*** I buy good manga/anime but not "paraphernalia" for them.
**** Not before I did this survey...

01. [] neckbeard (What's the appeal of neckbeards either way?)
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [X] no car
04. [X] no job
05. [] no nice clothes (1 shirt and 1 pair of pants. )
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [X] into anime
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am (School )
13. [X] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [X] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles (Now I will. >.<)

What the hell is triforce anyway?

Behold

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The Tri-tri-force-force.

YOU DID IT CROOKED!

I just want to try to make the Triforce

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EDIT: o no fail

What the hell is /b/

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I don't get this triangle crap

Mark the box next to it with an X if it applies to you.

01. [] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [X] no car
04. [X] no job
05. [] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [X] into anime
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [X] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [X] can triforce:

19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [+] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [X] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

Just wonder how the triforce would looks like

01. [X] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [] no car
04. [] no job
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [X] into anime
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [X] can triforce:
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19. [] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [X] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles


EDIT-WTF IS A FUCKING TRIFORCE I CANT FUCKING DO ET.

Edit #2- I CAN FUCKING TRIFORCE BITCHES

http://img2.imageshack.us/img2/2180/1247610081579.gif


Newfags rejoice, and join the triforce nation

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cba to fill the form thing out

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OH MA GAWD

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Mark the box next to it with an X if it applies to you.

01. [] neckbeard
02. [] no girlfriend
03. [] no car
04. [] no job
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [X] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] into anime
11. [X] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [X] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [X] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [X] can triforce:
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19. [X] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [X] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [X] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

Not bad.

FFS. I copied my post because I thought I was gonna double post so I had to make sure and it screwed up my triforce.

Fixed it though.

NOW THE WORLD WILL SEE YOU FAIL

COME AGAIN FAGGOT?

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Your second to last line is off.

01. [X] neckbeard
02. [X] no girlfriend
03. [] no car
04. [] no job
05. [X] no nice clothes
06. [X] could have gone further in life if you had applied yourself
07. [] cat
08. [X] have an opinion on  vs MS
09. [X] live with parents
10. [] into anime
11. [] eat crap all day
12. [] never wake up before 10am
13. [] never slept with a thin/athletic girl
14. [] make obscure simpsons/family guy/futurama references and people don't get it
15. [] disgustingly underweight or disgustingly overweight
16. [] don't get invited anywhere - you 'tag along'
18. [] can triforce:
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19. [X] have tried to pick up chicks online and never succeeded
20. [] collect comic/carton related paraphinalia (crap)
21. [] pathetic star wars fan / trekkie
22. [] are right now thinking "I'm only about half of these things"
23. [] when a passenger in a car, you imagine a little man running alongside the car who has to dodge obstacles

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