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ITS THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

By Samurai-JM on 06/03/2009
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Me n lightsaber Batman are gonna tear it up. Alastor = the lightning sword from Devil May Cry, allows me to turn into a lightning god, fly around, and ZAP zombies dead. Also BFG9000 = instakill everything on screen hash.png GF ZOMBIES.

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GO.

By God Reports on 06/03/2009
ohmy.gif!

By WG_Aaron on 06/03/2009
l0l

By Colinwarrior on 06/03/2009
You are going to die so quickly. Lol

By VEPHYSAURAS on 07/03/2009
LOL Batman with lightsabers is badass

By Samurai-JM on 07/03/2009
QUOTE (Colinwarrior @ March 06, 2009 05:28 pm)
You are going to die so quickly. Lol

u kidding me dude? I have the most awesome gear EVER.

1. Alastor. Have you every played DMC1? MOST EPIC WEAPON EVER CONCEIVED.
-1st of all it gives me superhuman agility, I'll be flipping around and doing some serious sword action, decapitating zombies ALL over the place.
-2nd it gives me powers of the lightning god, Alastor. It lets me turn into a superdemon that can fly and rain lightning down on hordes of enemies, instantly frying them and destroying hundreds of zombies at a time. + I can fly ffs.

2. BFG9000.
-Doom 1, the very first one in all it's pixelated glory. This gun allows you to fire once and instantly kill EVERYTHING in sight, regardless of what it is. 1 shot, 1 million kills. Unbeatable.

3. SHOOP DA WHOOP!!!1
-IMA FIRIN' MAH LAZORZ!!!1
-When BFG9000 fails, I shoop da whoop.

4. Clothing. I mean seriously can you beat a Samurai Hakama and a bionic Spiderman suit surgically implanted under your skin? I don't freaking think so.

5. Lightsaber Batman.
-Seriously.


I think I can handle a zombie apocalypse guys, srysly.



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