Back to Topic Index
Irish drinking scheme
By Lady Myrna on 16/03/2008
Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money. Between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro.
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!!
Murphy said, 'I ain't feeling too bad. I ate the sausage about 5 pubs ago!
Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'
He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Shamus said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!'
Murphy replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'
He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
Shamus said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!'
Murphy replied, with a smile. 'Don't ! worry, I have a plan, Cheers!'
They downed their drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth.'
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free.
At the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!!
Murphy said, 'I ain't feeling too bad. I ate the sausage about 5 pubs ago!
By Tnuac on 22/09/2008
Lol
I remember free drinks at the bar in ireland once. The queue went to the other end of the room, and it was huge.
4,80 euros for a fricken pint of guniess though. They sure dont have it cheap =s
I remember free drinks at the bar in ireland once. The queue went to the other end of the room, and it was huge.
4,80 euros for a fricken pint of guniess though. They sure dont have it cheap =s
By Bobster125 on 22/09/2008
| QUOTE (Tnuac @ September 22, 2008 12:41 pm) |
| 4,80 euros for a fricken pint of guniess though. They sure dont have it cheap =s |
Jesus, that's like £3.50 isn't it? That is expensive lol, i normally pay about £2.50 for a pint of carling at my local pub. =o
Oh, and to be honest, IRISH FTW. (Guniess sucks though, <3 the Stella Artois)
By Tnuac on 22/09/2008
In Ireland you don't get much choice.
Where I went there were huge taps of guiness then a small tap of carlings or somethign beside it
Where I went there were huge taps of guiness then a small tap of carlings or somethign beside it
Back to Topic Index