Such a lack of topics

Theres nothing to read here so I'll share a short story about todays events.

For those that don't know, today was the first day of my induction for the new job I got.
Theres a new Poundland opening in town next week so they're taking on about 25 people.

So anyways I turn up and I can't believe my luck. A good 75% of my colleagues are female. Many of which are clearly fuckable. I have my eye on a couple of really hot blondes in particular.

However, after about 3 hours I sit down after break next to this nice petite chick. I mean, for a ginger she was pretty hot and although she was pretty short and quite thin her tits were awesome. So I made a little eye contact and was like "Hi. Nice shoes!" (lordy will get it.) But after about 30 seconds of brief introductory conversation my eyes accidentally landed right on her tits for a good 3-4 seconds.

That's the one thing you NEVER do. Never, ever, ever stare at a woman's boobs because guys... they fucking know. They have a perve-dar or something built in and if you get caught even taking the slightest glance you're screwed. So yeah, she obviously noticed. Our conversation abruptly came to a halt and although nothing was said, I could tell she picked up on my stare like a Mexican with swine flu. She was soon discreetly rearranging her top (her tits were like hanging out, I can't believe I didn't even get any nipple as consolation for my failure) and within 30 minutes she'd managed to change seats and put her jumper on. Fucking failed.

But there are these 2 really hot blonde chicks and this alright brunette. All single and age 20-25. Tomorrow is the start of a new month and I vow that by the end of May, I WILL fuck one of them. If i don't, I'll come back to WG... but rape is legit if all else fails.

As for male competition, I've been quite lucky. Theres only one guy that could possibly be a threat to me. He's a little shorter than me but as for looks... he wins more points. I have to make up for that with my sense of humor and displays of confidence through body language.

Should be an interesting month.

Have another go at that ginger chick##

Lmao

Get your DI buddies to start posting on WG forums

Congratz on getting a new job by the way Steve.
It seems like you're having a blast already

Wat you sound pro and still got caught staring.
GF fgt.

Btw, as Mickey said grats on the job hope it works out and forget ginger girl go for the brunette .

30 day countdown starts now!

Yep, everyone makes mistakes. As I made my random breaks of eye contact (too much eye contact can make her feel uncomfortable) my eyes wandered across her breasts, stopping briefly as I tried to regain control of my eyeballs.
I'm a blonde man, noobcountry.
They just look so pure and innocent. So damn sexy.
Redheads are mysterious and dangerous. Quite daring and dirty at times too.
Brunettes are emotional bitches in most cases. But can be hot if they have the right physique. Their personalities suck though.

make a reality tv show ffs, i'd watch it every freaking day.

also yay, boobs.

hehe, nice story there Steve...we, atleast I, really miss you in here and yea, i've noticed that too, there's nothing to read at all on these forums anymore, it's kind of dead. So thanks for dropping by and sharing this with us

Good luck Steve you don't need it though!

go up to the gigner and be like sorry for staring at you before your body is just stunning (i used that line and it worked when i got caught staring)

LOL I just read you sig with that Lordy quote in it. I think Hitler was more active though

lmao Ginger girl should of just took her top off. She would of owned you right there. I'd say stay away the brunettes too. My friends with dark hair all treat their guys like crap.

pmg i miss your stevey

post more of theses kay?

You know Steve you really are a Legend? Only you and MAYBE owen would post story's like this Lmao.

But what were you thinking, shocking Lordy would be ashamed.

Ginger sounds like a Jive Turkey. Like the Mexican and the Swine Flu thing !

Steve should shock and awe her, blame her for her good looks.

Turns out the Ginger chick is 23 and has a 4 year old kid. Looks like someone beat me to it.
But she's sooo small and her ass is so compact. She has the body of a 14 year old. No idea how in the world her body popped a baby out.

On the less interesting side of things though, I'm really enjoying this place and the personalities in the room are fantastic. This will keep my mind occupied till I join the navy.

(15:32:45) <@His_Lordship> Now you see, this is why Hitler was a good guy...

What the fuck I never said that.

LOL

Welcome to the world of context = )

like i always say Steve, "When in doubt, whip it out."