If you have been playing for five years, why aren't you a higher combat level?
a) combat levels mean nothing to me because I am really a skiller.

I keep meaning to train more but I am too busy killing other players.
c) I am lazier than Hell and I do not want to train anymore.
d) Heck, I have many good years left and what would I do if I maxed out? Huh? Huh?
Happy anniversary Joe and many more.