How to get chicks.

1. Cut a hole in a box.
2. Put your junk in that box.
3. Make her open the box.

And that's the way you do it.

Put ur dick in a box is great for any occasion. always catches em by surprize.

lol, in a wedding the bride was suppose to get that box.

instead the groom got a hold if it and to his suprise it was big =D

But ... What if you're a lesbian?

NO! BAD SAM! CASTRATION IS BAD!

Ouchies

Truer words have never been spoken

and here's my dick in a box!

CHECK OUT MY BOX I SWEAR THERE'S NOT A PNS IN IT

How difficult would it be to keep it hard for so long?
You'd have to give it to her straight away after you have finished stimulating yourself...
Or you can rub your nipples.

well, depending on age and how big it is then that's how difficult it is..

then again does it really matter =D

I'm a motherlover, you're a motherlover, we can fuck each others mothers, fucking each others moms

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/vid...rlover/1099491/