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By Bassism on 13/05/2009
So yeah, I got the Clap (Chlamydia), without even having intercourse with a girl.
A little hand action + scratching my own balls just after = bad.
I didn't even want to get with her, bullshit.
It's fucking good I decided to do a random urine test when I was at the clinic with a friend.
So I'm on antibiotics for a week, and had to phone partners from past 4 weeks or so to tell them to get tested in case it wasn't the most recent girl. Very embarassing and awkward.
Moral of this story: Wash your hands, and use protection. I should've worn rubber gloves ffs.
A little hand action + scratching my own balls just after = bad.
I didn't even want to get with her, bullshit.
It's fucking good I decided to do a random urine test when I was at the clinic with a friend.
So I'm on antibiotics for a week, and had to phone partners from past 4 weeks or so to tell them to get tested in case it wasn't the most recent girl. Very embarassing and awkward.
Moral of this story: Wash your hands, and use protection. I should've worn rubber gloves ffs.
By sgtswordfish on 13/05/2009
thats like WOW!
soz to hear about that dude. i bet that ruined the party =D
don't let me tell you i told you so cuz i didn't but i'm sure someone mentioned a small word that means alot =D
ABSTINENCE FTW!!!
soz to hear about that dude. i bet that ruined the party =D
don't let me tell you i told you so cuz i didn't but i'm sure someone mentioned a small word that means alot =D
ABSTINENCE FTW!!!
By Samurai-JM on 13/05/2009
That's almost as bad as getting herpes from a toilet seat, congrats. 
By Gibble00 on 13/05/2009
Sorry to hear that dude, sucks. Never know with this shit.
By WG_Aaron on 13/05/2009
fail
By Havochaha on 13/05/2009
You didn't want to get with me then why'd you put your hands down there bitch
And to sgtswordfish shuddup your not abstinent you just cant get any
And to sgtswordfish shuddup your not abstinent you just cant get any
By Abmanju on 13/05/2009
Shit...that's all it takes? Some stuff on your hand and scratching your balls?
I scratch my balls all the time, oh man, that's scary =\.
Sorry to hear that man, that sucks a lot =\, hope it gets better for you.
You're a good person for calling people up & telling them to get tested.
What did the Doctor say etc. How serious is it?
~Abs
I scratch my balls all the time, oh man, that's scary =\.
Sorry to hear that man, that sucks a lot =\, hope it gets better for you.
You're a good person for calling people up & telling them to get tested.
What did the Doctor say etc. How serious is it?
~Abs
By Big Al 002 on 13/05/2009
damn
By Bambaleo on 14/05/2009
ok, next time i will put a condom on my fingers before i finger her
By sgtswordfish on 14/05/2009
seriously..lol
condom isn't 100% plus she'll get everywhere so you might as well wear a glove =D
abstinence is the 100% solution =D
condom isn't 100% plus she'll get everywhere so you might as well wear a glove =D
abstinence is the 100% solution =D
By Noobcountry on 14/05/2009
| QUOTE (Havochaha @ May 13, 2009 01:50 pm) |
| You didn't want to get with me then why'd you put your hands down there bitch And to sgtswordfish shuddup your not abstinent you just cant get any |
Omar be nice there
.Yeah sucks dude, it's called bad luck that's all
.However, as soon as it's fixed, hop right back on track
By sgtswordfish on 14/05/2009
| QUOTE (Noobcountry @ May 13, 2009 08:34 pm) | ||
Omar be nice there .Yeah sucks dude, it's called bad luck that's all .However, as soon as it's fixed, hop right back on track |
lol, thanks school but i want to see how tough havoc truly is.
pathetic fool. sleeping with random women will only bring random things.
this should teach us all to be careful next time. sometimes things aren't worth risking for just some "pleasure"
By Sum-41xx on 14/05/2009
At least its only chlamydia and not something worse.
By Stokenut on 14/05/2009
Calling a girl you've recently slept with to tell her you have an STD would be epic to hear. Should have recorded.
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