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Perfect Girl/Guy Requirements
By Planolocal on 28/05/2009
As said in the title, you are just telling us what criteria need to be met in order to be your "perfect girl/guy." If you are giving reqs for a girl just write "GIRL REQUIREMENTS" and list them below, vice versa for guys.
anything goes.
-EXAMPLE-
GIRL REQUIREMENTS:
1. Has to be considered attractive by 20+ people.
2. Make me laugh.
3. Easy to talk to.
4. She has to be a Virgin.
5. She MUST be musically inclined.
6. She must wait till marriage.
7. She must look good WITHOUT makeup.
yup.
anything goes.
-EXAMPLE-
GIRL REQUIREMENTS:
1. Has to be considered attractive by 20+ people.
2. Make me laugh.
3. Easy to talk to.
4. She has to be a Virgin.
5. She MUST be musically inclined.
6. She must wait till marriage.
7. She must look good WITHOUT makeup.
yup. By Randy on 28/05/2009
The female must not have a mustache!
By Quikdrawjoe on 28/05/2009
The woman I'm dating.
By Planolocal on 28/05/2009
You guys suck at this... its requirements...
it dun matter if ur already dating her..
it dun matter if ur already dating her..
By Mangomaniac2 on 28/05/2009
Girl Requirements
1) Must be reasonably intelligent (not a dumb***)
2) Must not be fat
3) Must have a vag***
4) Must have a head
5) Must have two working legs
6) Must have a mouth and be able to talk with it
7) Must have longer hair than me
8) Must be able to communicate/easy to talk with
9) Must have a torso/chest place
10) Must be dead (wonder if anyone will see this)
11) Must have a belly button
12) Must be a female (sex changes are acceptable)
13) Must get along together
14) Must have a nose, size does not matter
15) Must come from a decent/respectable/fun/good family
16) Must have good morals
17) Must be able to fly
18) Must be able to cook
19) Must be able to sleep
20) Must not be a man
21)
Yeah, I'm picky
Wonder if anyone read all of that. Seriously though, #1, 2, 8, 13, 15, and 16 are for the perfect girl. 
Don't feel like adding to the list, but funny, happy, and athletic are pluses.
1) Must be reasonably intelligent (not a dumb***)
2) Must not be fat
3) Must have a vag***
4) Must have a head
5) Must have two working legs
6) Must have a mouth and be able to talk with it
7) Must have longer hair than me
8) Must be able to communicate/easy to talk with
9) Must have a torso/chest place
10) Must be dead (wonder if anyone will see this)
11) Must have a belly button
12) Must be a female (sex changes are acceptable)
13) Must get along together
14) Must have a nose, size does not matter
15) Must come from a decent/respectable/fun/good family
16) Must have good morals
17) Must be able to fly
18) Must be able to cook
19) Must be able to sleep
20) Must not be a man
21)
Yeah, I'm picky
Wonder if anyone read all of that. Seriously though, #1, 2, 8, 13, 15, and 16 are for the perfect girl. Don't feel like adding to the list, but funny, happy, and athletic are pluses. By Colinwarrior on 28/05/2009
1. Must be able and willing to make me sandwich on command.
2. Must have a vagina.
...that's about it..
2. Must have a vagina.
...that's about it..
By Mickey on 28/05/2009
As long as they have a vagina and aren't hairier than me, I'm game.
By Kecooler on 28/05/2009
~EDIT~
I'll redo mine
I'll redo mine
By Abmanju on 28/05/2009
1) Must have long black hair.
2) Must be willing to wear anything I want to confront my fetishes.
3) Must not be taller than me
4) Must have brilliant legs
5) Must display these brilliant legs with a miniskirt.
6) Must be a Virgin
7) Must be smart, as smart as me, or smarter, or little less smarter, +/-
8) Must not have bigger boobs than D Cup.
9) No more than 2 years older than me.
That's about it, although these aren't necessities, as long as they have a nice personality & look reasonably good, I can work with them lul.
~Abs
2) Must be willing to wear anything I want to confront my fetishes.
3) Must not be taller than me
4) Must have brilliant legs
5) Must display these brilliant legs with a miniskirt.
6) Must be a Virgin
7) Must be smart, as smart as me, or smarter, or little less smarter, +/-
8) Must not have bigger boobs than D Cup.
9) No more than 2 years older than me.
That's about it, although these aren't necessities, as long as they have a nice personality & look reasonably good, I can work with them lul.
~Abs
By rachellove9 on 28/05/2009
OMG I have a list of 100 things that I always compare whoever I date to. They have to have 90 of them to get a 4th date. If I don't know if they have it I count it as yes til I find out but if they go below the 90 it's bye bye.1-9 Loving, Kind, peacemaker, good will, faithful, joyful, long suffering, giving and hopeful.
13 Likes casual touching
14 Always Kisses hello and goodbye
21 to 23 Financially supportive, provides security and makes feel safe
27 to 29 Fun loving, playful, witty, sense of humor
41 to 45 Nice Hair (prefer long), tattoo is a plus, dresses casually nice, loves my looks and body, showers together
51 to 54 Cleans wiskers from the sink, wipes up spills, enjoys cooking and superman at laundry
57 to 60 Grows plants, enjoys landscaping, handyman skills, some mechanical ability
65 Respects others for who they are
70 Some role playing
75 Enjoys holidays especially Christmas
83 Allows for down time and vacations
96 to 98 Deeply enjoys music and concerts, likes a wide variety of music, plays guitar or sings to me
I know my list is huge but I only have one lifetime and want to spend it with one person. It is just the way females are mostly. I want to be completely satisfied for the rest of my life, not for a night or even a weekend.
Maybe my list will give you a glimpse at what crosses the female mind about you guys. (before you ask or wonder ~ no size is not on the list ~ )
By His Lordship on 28/05/2009
Ok
Looks
1. Must be a natural brunette but has a tendency to add blonde to her hair every now and then.
2. Grey or green eyes
3. Hair must be long: it has to touch her nipples.
4. Being realistic, she won't be a virgin, but she must be tight.
5. She has to achieve the perfect look with minimal make-up
6. D, DD or C cup, in that order of preference
7. She has to have tight skin. No flab. Toned gym body. Firm ass
8. She has to have some pubic hair but not much, and not surrounding her vagina
9. She has to be within 4 inches of my height.
10. Her body hair can't be too prevalent. Ideally she should nave no hair except on her head and her pubes.
11. Her eyes can't be too close together or too far apart. This is a big deal for me.
12. She has to be curvy. Too anorexic sickens me. I don't want to see her spine when I'm behind her.
13. She can't have stubby fingers. I don't know why this gets to me but it does.
14. She has to have a lengthy vaginal passage.
15. Her nipples can't be too large. I hate it when they are so large they blend into her breasts. They need to be well defined.
16. Short necks piss me off. I have a relatively short neck and I hate it. But hers can't be too long either.
17. Her teeth must be straight and C shaped, not horse shaped.
18. No warts or major skin blemishes
19. Fair tan. Not too pale but not the colour of poo.
20. No scars on her face or front. Scars on her back actually turn me on.
21. She must be Caucasian, Latino or Eastern-Asian.
Persona
1. She's always well dressed. Better overdressed than under dressed.
2. Her voice has to be not too high, not too low. No squealers, no Darias.
3. She's got to laugh a lot. Really easy to please
4. She's got to be DEEP and be able to communicate with me on a more elevated level.
5. Her friends can't pry and intrude on us.
6. She's got to have plenty of time to spend with me, but at the same time not demand too much of my own time.
7. She doesn't rely on me to buy her shit. We share the gift-giving.
8. She has to know how to make love
9. She's got to get along with my friends and not try and undermine my existing relationships
10. Bisexual and sexually curious is always a plus.
11. MUST have an appreciation of classical music
12. We obviously need to have a lot of other interests in common, like enjoying the same foods.
13. She should pay attention to detail
14. She's got to be plain. No complexity of emotion. She tells you how she feels directly without dropping hints she expects you to pick up.
15. No snoring, no blanket tugging/tossing, no queefing
16. If she gets pregnant, she's got to be OK with abortion if its not the right timing.
17. She must have been a female her entire life.
18. A European accent drives me wild.
19. She must not make the wrong sounds in bed
20. She's got to be good with kids.
21. SHE MUST ENJOY SEX WITH CLOTHES ON AND BE PREPARED TO WEAR PERIOD COSTUMES.
Oh and Mango, yes I read it. I prefer my women to be living.
Looks
1. Must be a natural brunette but has a tendency to add blonde to her hair every now and then.
2. Grey or green eyes
3. Hair must be long: it has to touch her nipples.
4. Being realistic, she won't be a virgin, but she must be tight.
5. She has to achieve the perfect look with minimal make-up
6. D, DD or C cup, in that order of preference
7. She has to have tight skin. No flab. Toned gym body. Firm ass
8. She has to have some pubic hair but not much, and not surrounding her vagina
9. She has to be within 4 inches of my height.
10. Her body hair can't be too prevalent. Ideally she should nave no hair except on her head and her pubes.
11. Her eyes can't be too close together or too far apart. This is a big deal for me.
12. She has to be curvy. Too anorexic sickens me. I don't want to see her spine when I'm behind her.
13. She can't have stubby fingers. I don't know why this gets to me but it does.
14. She has to have a lengthy vaginal passage.
15. Her nipples can't be too large. I hate it when they are so large they blend into her breasts. They need to be well defined.
16. Short necks piss me off. I have a relatively short neck and I hate it. But hers can't be too long either.
17. Her teeth must be straight and C shaped, not horse shaped.
18. No warts or major skin blemishes
19. Fair tan. Not too pale but not the colour of poo.
20. No scars on her face or front. Scars on her back actually turn me on.
21. She must be Caucasian, Latino or Eastern-Asian.
Persona
1. She's always well dressed. Better overdressed than under dressed.
2. Her voice has to be not too high, not too low. No squealers, no Darias.
3. She's got to laugh a lot. Really easy to please
4. She's got to be DEEP and be able to communicate with me on a more elevated level.
5. Her friends can't pry and intrude on us.
6. She's got to have plenty of time to spend with me, but at the same time not demand too much of my own time.
7. She doesn't rely on me to buy her shit. We share the gift-giving.
8. She has to know how to make love
9. She's got to get along with my friends and not try and undermine my existing relationships
10. Bisexual and sexually curious is always a plus.
11. MUST have an appreciation of classical music
12. We obviously need to have a lot of other interests in common, like enjoying the same foods.
13. She should pay attention to detail
14. She's got to be plain. No complexity of emotion. She tells you how she feels directly without dropping hints she expects you to pick up.
15. No snoring, no blanket tugging/tossing, no queefing
16. If she gets pregnant, she's got to be OK with abortion if its not the right timing.
17. She must have been a female her entire life.
18. A European accent drives me wild.
19. She must not make the wrong sounds in bed
20. She's got to be good with kids.
21. SHE MUST ENJOY SEX WITH CLOTHES ON AND BE PREPARED TO WEAR PERIOD COSTUMES.
Oh and Mango, yes I read it. I prefer my women to be living.
By sgtswordfish on 28/05/2009
my requirements for a perfect women would be the following.
1. be able to understand poetry. mainly because if she can't see thru my eyes then she won't find out what the rest are.
1. be able to understand poetry. mainly because if she can't see thru my eyes then she won't find out what the rest are.
| QUOTE |
| Perfect Woman SHE was a phantom of delight When first she gleam'd upon my sight; A lovely apparition, sent To be a moment's ornament; Her eyes as stars of twilight fair; Like twilight's, too, her dusky hair; But all things else about her drawn From May-time and the cheerful dawn; A dancing shape, an image gay, To haunt, to startle, and waylay. I saw her upon nearer view, A Spirit, yet a Woman too! Her household motions light and free, And steps of virgin liberty; A countenance in which did meet Sweet records, promises as sweet; A creature not too bright or good For human nature's daily food; For transient sorrows, simple wiles, Praise, blame, love, kisses, tears, and smiles. And now I see with eye serene The very pulse of the machine; A being breathing thoughtful breath, A traveller between life and death; The reason firm, the temperate will, Endurance, foresight, strength, and skill; A perfect Woman, nobly plann'd, To warn, to comfort, and command; And yet a Spirit still, and bright With something of angelic light. by William Wordsworth |
By His Lordship on 28/05/2009
Hmm, I never got into poetry.
But you won't have any problem finding a woman who enjoys poetry.
That I promise you.
But you won't have any problem finding a woman who enjoys poetry.
That I promise you.
By Kecooler on 28/05/2009
Speaking of poetry, I actually already found mine. Verses 3-4 of a song I have...
I met a girl there, out upon the sea
Her eyes as brown as the bark of a grand oak tree
Her hair golden, like the warm fields of grain
And a smile that would wash all your worries away
She taught me how to listen, opened up my eyes
She helped me realise what it means to be alive
Like a bird on the wing, she showed me how to fly
Took up my hand, and took me into the sky
... So the girl who teaches me how to fly is kinda the one for me
SONG so it sucks
I met a girl there, out upon the sea
Her eyes as brown as the bark of a grand oak tree
Her hair golden, like the warm fields of grain
And a smile that would wash all your worries away
She taught me how to listen, opened up my eyes
She helped me realise what it means to be alive
Like a bird on the wing, she showed me how to fly
Took up my hand, and took me into the sky
... So the girl who teaches me how to fly is kinda the one for me
SONG so it sucks
By Planolocal on 28/05/2009
Wow, you guys have some gewd stuff.
I actually realized some more requirements for my perfect girl while i was reading yall's.
I actually realized some more requirements for my perfect girl while i was reading yall's.
By Kyle on 28/05/2009
1)Not an insecure bitch who dates by how much drugs a person has done (Trust me, there's a shitload of them around here)
2)Actually has feelings
3)Not fat.
4)Must have been dead for ~2 weeks, extra kudos if killed by strangling
Uhm yeah.
2)Actually has feelings
3)Not fat.
4)Must have been dead for ~2 weeks, extra kudos if killed by strangling
Uhm yeah.
By Kecooler on 28/05/2009
I think I'll re-attempt. Considering it says PERFECT Girl/Guy Reqs and not just reqs in general, I'll take it on from a different perspective. These are in no specific order.
-Physical Appearance-
1. Caucasian. If she were anything else the specs would change wildly.
2. Roughly slightly shorter than me, 3" or so. In that ballpark.
3. Younger than me, up to 2 years younger is my limit for now.
4. Must not cover herself in makeup. A bit of mascara/eyeliner or some lipstic is fine but not one of these girls who walk around looking like an orange.
5. No physical disabilities (2 arms, 2 legs, that sort of thing)
6. 20/20 vision
7. Mousey-brown hair
- No straightening/curling shit
- Shoulder length to breast length.
- Naturaly slightly wavy.
8. Deep brown eyes, same as mine.
9. Nose should be defined as "cute"
10. Perfect C-teeth, and a nice smile
11. Well-organised, 'clean' face (No spots/freckles, etc.)
12. Well-shaped body, not too curved
13. Not overweight, not anorexic. Just right.
14. Head + pubic hair should be the only hair.
15. I don't like big breasts. Just under average is fine.
16. She would have to be a virgin
17. Not so much 'tight', but the vulva should be well-defined.
18. Fingers should be long and slender, simple nails, nothing fancy
19. FEET. Important. Must be pretty much perfect.
20. Not too muscly but of average strength (Not better than me)
The personality section is so huge and complicated I can't even write it out. Hell, I don't even understand it all. Not yet at least. While there are absolutely loads I'd look for, the big thing is that we should love each other.
-Physical Appearance-
1. Caucasian. If she were anything else the specs would change wildly.
2. Roughly slightly shorter than me, 3" or so. In that ballpark.
3. Younger than me, up to 2 years younger is my limit for now.
4. Must not cover herself in makeup. A bit of mascara/eyeliner or some lipstic is fine but not one of these girls who walk around looking like an orange.
5. No physical disabilities (2 arms, 2 legs, that sort of thing)
6. 20/20 vision
7. Mousey-brown hair
- No straightening/curling shit
- Shoulder length to breast length.
- Naturaly slightly wavy.
8. Deep brown eyes, same as mine.
9. Nose should be defined as "cute"
10. Perfect C-teeth, and a nice smile
11. Well-organised, 'clean' face (No spots/freckles, etc.)
12. Well-shaped body, not too curved
13. Not overweight, not anorexic. Just right.
14. Head + pubic hair should be the only hair.
15. I don't like big breasts. Just under average is fine.
16. She would have to be a virgin
17. Not so much 'tight', but the vulva should be well-defined.
18. Fingers should be long and slender, simple nails, nothing fancy
19. FEET. Important. Must be pretty much perfect.
20. Not too muscly but of average strength (Not better than me)
The personality section is so huge and complicated I can't even write it out. Hell, I don't even understand it all. Not yet at least. While there are absolutely loads I'd look for, the big thing is that we should love each other.
By Lee on 28/05/2009
Ok my turn.
1. Must have nice hair. If not nice hair. Go away. If so..move on to number 2.
2. Must be hot. By hot I mean...people walk past and go 'how the hell did he manage that' if not...go away. If so.. move on to number 3.
3. Must be hotter than number 2.
4. Must have a nice set of inner and outer labia. If unsure on the term Labia. Google it...without parents in the room. If they flap around in the breeze. Jog on love.
5. MUST GIVE A GOOD BLOWJOB. Im sick of girls claiming there the 'best ever blowjob givers' And being so shit. I have to finish myself off. Just so I can get the giggles, when I cum in her eye, and she starts crying because it stings.
6.Must be generally good in the bedroom. I mean. She must not lay there like a sack of shit, and make me do all the work. Girls do that sooo often. Im bored of it.
7.Must be hot.
8. Must be living.
1. Must have nice hair. If not nice hair. Go away. If so..move on to number 2.
2. Must be hot. By hot I mean...people walk past and go 'how the hell did he manage that' if not...go away. If so.. move on to number 3.
3. Must be hotter than number 2.
4. Must have a nice set of inner and outer labia. If unsure on the term Labia. Google it...without parents in the room. If they flap around in the breeze. Jog on love.
5. MUST GIVE A GOOD BLOWJOB. Im sick of girls claiming there the 'best ever blowjob givers' And being so shit. I have to finish myself off. Just so I can get the giggles, when I cum in her eye, and she starts crying because it stings.
6.Must be generally good in the bedroom. I mean. She must not lay there like a sack of shit, and make me do all the work. Girls do that sooo often. Im bored of it.
7.Must be hot.
8. Must be living.
By Stokenut on 28/05/2009
| QUOTE (His Lordship @ May 28, 2009 05:58 am) |
| Looks 14. She has to have a lengthy vaginal passage. |
Nice try.
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Ideally a living adult human female.
But to be honest I'd probably settle for a dead baby animal of the same sex.
But yeah I'm not as picky as most guys. But if I could choose..
1. Blonde/Brown hair.
2. Fair skin but would settle for a light tan.
3. Petite or medium height, no giraffes. I have to be taller than her.
4. Can't have fucked up teeth or nose like mine.
5. Blue or green eyes.
6. An immature sense of humor that matches my own while;
7. being able to transcend from immature asshole to serious and have a deep conversation pretty quickly.
8. Love of fine music.
9. Intelligent, but not smarter than me. So an IQ of around 130-140 ideally.
10. Has to be able to satisfy me in bed. I don't want anal/blowjobs, I want pure hard fucking. Her vag has to be able to take everything I give it without losing it's elasticity.
11. Willingness to travel the world with me.
12. 138 co..... kidding.
I think after reading people's lists and trying to come up with my own I've come up with a conclusion.
Men want a girl exactly like themselves. With the exception of the parts of their own bodies/personalities they dislike themselves.
By Kecooler on 28/05/2009
| QUOTE (Stokenut @ May 28, 2009 07:41 am) |
| Men want a girl exactly like themselves. With the exception of the parts of their own bodies/personalities they dislike themselves. |
You just catch 22'ed yourself.
By His Lordship on 28/05/2009
| QUOTE (Stokenut @ May 28, 2009 12:41 pm) | ||
Nice try. |
Ok I didn't mean it that way.
I'll rephrase.
It has to stretch.
By Ka Pineapple on 28/05/2009
GIRL REQUIRMENTS
1. Has to be attractive.
2. Make me laugh.
3. Easy to talk to.
4. She has to be flexible
5. She MUST listen to music
6. She has to be kinky
7. She has to look good without make up.
7. She must be Bisexual
8. She must already have a girlfriend who is also Bi not lesbian.
9. Her friend must be decent looking.
.10 she has to be active e.g mountian climbing, wall climbing etc.
.11 she must be willing to try new things
.12 she must have nice legs
.13 Has to have a FUCKING great bust. But not those freakishly large watermellon ones.
.14 Nice and curvy but not fat
.15 she has to be someone who doesnt piss me off
.16 has to be intelligent
.17 within 3 years of my own age, younger or older
.18 Prefferably not be religious
1. Has to be attractive.
2. Make me laugh.
3. Easy to talk to.
4. She has to be flexible
5. She MUST listen to music
6. She has to be kinky
7. She has to look good without make up.
7. She must be Bisexual
8. She must already have a girlfriend who is also Bi not lesbian.
9. Her friend must be decent looking.
.10 she has to be active e.g mountian climbing, wall climbing etc.
.11 she must be willing to try new things
.12 she must have nice legs
.13 Has to have a FUCKING great bust. But not those freakishly large watermellon ones.
.14 Nice and curvy but not fat
.15 she has to be someone who doesnt piss me off
.16 has to be intelligent
.17 within 3 years of my own age, younger or older
.18 Prefferably not be religious
By His Lordship on 28/05/2009
You know, there isn't a soul on this planet who doesn't like music.
Humans are born to like music.
Saying "I'm looking for a girl who likes music" is just like saying "I'm looking for a girl who eats food."
Humans are born to like music.
Saying "I'm looking for a girl who likes music" is just like saying "I'm looking for a girl who eats food."
By Kecooler on 28/05/2009
| QUOTE (His Lordship @ May 28, 2009 09:37 am) |
| Saying "I'm looking for a girl who likes music" is just like saying "I'm looking for a girl who eats food." |
O_o ever been to Britain?
By His Lordship on 28/05/2009
Girls don't eat food or listen to music?
It's almost impossible for a human not to enjoy music.
I don't know any living person who doesn't like music.
Music occupies more parts of the brain than speech.
It's more likely for a person to be born unable to speak than to not like music.
Liking music is as natural as enjoying food.
It's almost impossible for a human not to enjoy music.
I don't know any living person who doesn't like music.
Music occupies more parts of the brain than speech.
It's more likely for a person to be born unable to speak than to not like music.
Liking music is as natural as enjoying food.
By Sithofwookie on 28/05/2009
She has to be a girl.
I'm lonely
I'm lonely
By GooberShmea on 28/05/2009
Girl Requirements:
-First and foremost, she has to be attractive to me. It's not shallow, it's just that a personality doesn't stand a snowballs chance in hell when I don't like the way she looks
-She'll only have sex while in a relationship (I do too, also a good way to prevent the HIV
)
-Adventurous
-Must love the water, ocean, scuba diving, snorkeling, whatever. I'd never be able to settle down if the girl I was with wouldn't dive with me
-Intelligence is a must. I correct stupid people's grammar while speaking, and for that they hate me.
-First and foremost, she has to be attractive to me. It's not shallow, it's just that a personality doesn't stand a snowballs chance in hell when I don't like the way she looks
-She'll only have sex while in a relationship (I do too, also a good way to prevent the HIV
)-Adventurous
-Must love the water, ocean, scuba diving, snorkeling, whatever. I'd never be able to settle down if the girl I was with wouldn't dive with me
-Intelligence is a must. I correct stupid people's grammar while speaking, and for that they hate me.
By Bambaleo on 28/05/2009
i'm a simple man.
1) not ugly..of course
2) must be into sports...
3) mental maturity, don't expect her to be Einstein but i do want to have an ordinary conversation.
done
1) not ugly..of course
2) must be into sports...
3) mental maturity, don't expect her to be Einstein but i do want to have an ordinary conversation.
done
By Groedius on 28/05/2009
GIRL REQUIRMENTS
1. I have to find her attractive
2. Make me laugh.
3. Easy to talk to.
4. She has to be flexible
5. She MUST not listen to Rap music
6. She has to be kinky
7. She has to look good without make up.
8. she must be willing to try new things
9. she must have nice legs
10, Nice boobs but not like freakishly large LOL
11. Nice and curvy but not fat
12. doesnt annoy me
13. somewhat intelligent as in like not an idiot but she doesnt have to be a genious
14. Prefferably not an atheist (If religious like myself must still have sex before marriage)
15. Has to have a good personally if ours clash then she wont last long.
16. Likes to sex me everyday
17. Shorter then me or around same height looking up to her would feel strange.
18. Preferably a virgin
1. I have to find her attractive
2. Make me laugh.
3. Easy to talk to.
4. She has to be flexible
5. She MUST not listen to Rap music
6. She has to be kinky
7. She has to look good without make up.
8. she must be willing to try new things
9. she must have nice legs
10, Nice boobs but not like freakishly large LOL
11. Nice and curvy but not fat
12. doesnt annoy me
13. somewhat intelligent as in like not an idiot but she doesnt have to be a genious
14. Prefferably not an atheist (If religious like myself must still have sex before marriage)
15. Has to have a good personally if ours clash then she wont last long.
16. Likes to sex me everyday
17. Shorter then me or around same height looking up to her would feel strange.
18. Preferably a virgin
By Randy on 28/05/2009
I meet your reqs Groedius
By Kyle on 28/05/2009
| QUOTE (Groedius @ May 28, 2009 01:10 pm) |
| 14. Prefferably not an atheist (If religious like myself must still have sex before marriage) |
Hypocrite
By Kecooler on 28/05/2009
| QUOTE (His Lordship @ May 28, 2009 11:03 am) |
| Girls don't eat food or listen to music? It's almost impossible for a human not to enjoy music. I don't know any living person who doesn't like music. |
Well if you call the shit on the UK top 40 nowadays "music" I guess you're right.
I thought music was supposed to contain an element of skill or talent at least
Or maybe even have a bit of melody to it 
By sgtswordfish on 28/05/2009
| QUOTE (Kingrandy0 @ May 28, 2009 01:30 pm) |
| I meet your reqs Groedius |
really. soz but i think he's taken.
what god puts together no one can break apart..i think that's how the saying goes =P
By Kecooler on 28/05/2009
| QUOTE (sgtswordfish @ May 28, 2009 04:30 pm) |
| what god puts together no one can break apart..i think that's how the saying goes =P |
Ever seen Jurassic Park?
By Gibble00 on 28/05/2009
My girlfriend is great, but having a gf helps you realize what would be ideal.
Here are just a few things:
1. Likes to exercise and be healthy. I'm a little bit of a health freak.
2. Interested in politics and current affairs.
3. Has a similar taste in movies. I don't watch much television.
4. Open-minded. Liberal. Mature arguments.
Here are just a few things:
1. Likes to exercise and be healthy. I'm a little bit of a health freak.
2. Interested in politics and current affairs.
3. Has a similar taste in movies. I don't watch much television.
4. Open-minded. Liberal. Mature arguments.
By Kecooler on 28/05/2009
| QUOTE (Bambaleo @ May 28, 2009 12:38 pm) |
| i'm a simple man. 1) not ugly..of course 2) must be into sports... 3) mental maturity, don't expect her to be Einstein but i do want to have an ordinary conversation. done |
By txtawkin on 28/05/2009
omg...this is hilarious! Reading you guys' regs makes me go from laughing my ass off to wanting to strangle you! LOL
My requirements for a guy:
1. Looks can vary....but I am usually attracted to dark and dangerous looking guys.
2. Must be able to turn me on with words first.....before ever even touching me.
3. Is very self reliant, doesn't need to be mothered.
4. Physically strong.......I like a guy that can carry me to the bedroom. ; )
5. Is willing to try anything that I suggest.
6. Must be a GREAT kisser.... (this should have been number one actually).
Now, the question that I have for you guys......what do you think that your women require in a guy and did you meet that requirement?
My requirements for a guy:
1. Looks can vary....but I am usually attracted to dark and dangerous looking guys.
2. Must be able to turn me on with words first.....before ever even touching me.
3. Is very self reliant, doesn't need to be mothered.
4. Physically strong.......I like a guy that can carry me to the bedroom. ; )
5. Is willing to try anything that I suggest.
6. Must be a GREAT kisser.... (this should have been number one actually).
Now, the question that I have for you guys......what do you think that your women require in a guy and did you meet that requirement?
By Kecooler on 28/05/2009
| QUOTE (txtawkin @ May 28, 2009 06:00 pm) |
| Now, the question that I have for you guys......what do you think that your women require in a guy and did you meet that requirement? |
Owch. Hit the WG where it hurts. Gl to everyone who tries to answer that honestly
Me, I don't have a woman yet (But I'm still completley hetrosexual so no one get any ideas)
By Quikdrawjoe on 29/05/2009
| QUOTE (Planolocal @ May 28, 2009 02:58 am) |
| You guys suck at this... its requirements... it dun matter if ur already dating her.. |
She meets all the reqs.
By Randy on 29/05/2009
| QUOTE (Quikdrawjoe @ May 28, 2009 09:00 pm) | ||
She meets all the reqs. |
Except 105+ F2P combat
By Quikdrawjoe on 29/05/2009
| QUOTE (Kingrandy0 @ May 29, 2009 01:01 am) | ||||
Except 105+ F2P combat |
Now 100+ and Runescape isn't a requirement.
By Back to Own on 29/05/2009
| QUOTE (Kingrandy0 @ May 28, 2009 08:01 pm) | ||||
Except 105+ F2P combat |
LOL
By JC on 29/05/2009
| QUOTE (Kingrandy0 @ May 29, 2009 02:01 pm) | ||||
Except 105+ F2P combat |
OWNED
By Onathe on 29/05/2009
I have a girlfriend, she meets none of my requirements, help me.
By Kyle on 29/05/2009
| QUOTE (Red_Buddas @ May 28, 2009 08:03 pm) |
| I have a girlfriend, she meets none of my requirements, help me. |
Strangle her and let her rot for two weeks, I'll take her.
By Onathe on 29/05/2009
| QUOTE (Darth Magul @ May 29, 2009 02:05 am) | ||
Strangle her and let her rot for two weeks, I'll take her. |
My ex-best friend (who was a girl btw) was almost perfect for me....lost touch recently though
By His Lordship on 29/05/2009
| QUOTE (WG_Keanu @ May 28, 2009 09:24 pm) | ||
Well if you call the shit on the UK top 40 nowadays "music" I guess you're right. I thought music was supposed to contain an element of skill or talent at least Or maybe even have a bit of melody to it |
Unfortunately, it is music to them.
I'm not happy about the state of music in the world either.
But it fills the basic requirements.
Similarly, anyone who doesn't get classical music is missing out on true intellectual and emotional music.
But it comes down to education.
What can you do about it?
By Bassism on 29/05/2009
1. Hot
2. Personality that compliments my own
3. Sex BEFORE marriage
4. Health Conscious, doesn't have to be an olympic athlete, but not a slob either
5. Gets on with my friends (but not too much)
6. Up for a threesome (2 girls)
2. Personality that compliments my own
3. Sex BEFORE marriage
4. Health Conscious, doesn't have to be an olympic athlete, but not a slob either
5. Gets on with my friends (but not too much)
6. Up for a threesome (2 girls)
By rachellove9 on 29/05/2009
| QUOTE (His Lordship @ May 28, 2009 08:53 pm) | ||||
Unfortunately, it is music to them. I'm not happy about the state of music in the world either. But it fills the basic requirements. Similarly, anyone who doesn't get classical music is missing out on true intellectual and emotional music. But it comes down to education. What can you do about it? |
Have you ever noticed how the 80s music would include small segments of classical sounding music within the songs, but the drummers were awesome. I don't think there are drummers that are as good as those guys/gal from the 80s.
By Lee on 29/05/2009
Nevermind.
By Lee on 29/05/2009
Never mind
By Samurai-JM on 29/05/2009
1. Must not be a trap.
By Planolocal on 29/05/2009
| QUOTE (Quikdrawjoe @ May 28, 2009 08:00 pm) | ||
She meets all the reqs. |
once again Joe, you suck at this.
By Planolocal on 29/05/2009
| QUOTE (Bassism @ May 28, 2009 10:42 pm) |
| 6. Up for a threesome (2 girls) |
what about 2 guys? <33
By Bassism on 30/05/2009
| QUOTE (Planolocal @ May 29, 2009 10:16 pm) | ||
what about 2 guys? <33 |
Mate, you barely qualify as a guy, so yeah, you're invited.
By Ka Pineapple on 03/06/2009
| QUOTE (His Lordship @ May 28, 2009 11:03 am) |
| Girls don't eat food or listen to music? It's almost impossible for a human not to enjoy music. I don't know any living person who doesn't like music. Music occupies more parts of the brain than speech. It's more likely for a person to be born unable to speak than to not like music. Liking music is as natural as enjoying food. |
What if she's deaf?
By lamajam on 03/06/2009
dam u guys list's are long
1-nice eye's
2-nice smile
3-cant be lazy(i am a fittness freak wen not at work)
4-doesnt drink
5-doesnt club
6-doesnt smoke(yes i truly am a fittness geek)
7-likes having serious convo's
8-must be prepared to dress up as a female lama,..
1-nice eye's
2-nice smile
3-cant be lazy(i am a fittness freak wen not at work)
4-doesnt drink
5-doesnt club
6-doesnt smoke(yes i truly am a fittness geek)
7-likes having serious convo's
8-must be prepared to dress up as a female lama,..
By txtawkin on 04/06/2009
^^^^ LOL! You had me right up to the lama.....
By Kecooler on 04/06/2009
| QUOTE (His Lordship @ May 28, 2009 08:53 pm) | ||||
Unfortunately, it is music to them. I'm not happy about the state of music in the world either. But it fills the basic requirements. Similarly, anyone who doesn't get classical music is missing out on true intellectual and emotional music. But it comes down to education. What can you do about it? |
Basic requirements?
If the basic requirements are "It has a sound" I guess you're right, and it's down to society as well. But yeah the music world and the music industry is pretty much fucked up nowadays. I wish I was born in 1960, that way I'd be 19 in 1979. and 23 in 1983. That'd just be fkin epic. I'd get to see Bon Scott alive and Led Zeppelin at Knebworth and Dave Mustaine and Cliff Burton with Metallica
Ah I can dream
I wonder if musical preferences affect relationships. I'm a Rocker (Classic Rock '70s and Classic Heavy Metal '80s) and there's a girl who likes me who likes pretty much whatever's in the UK top 40. Seeing as I plan to focus mainly on the band I play in for the rest of my life, I wonder if it'd ultimately be a problem.
By Ranma344 on 04/06/2009
As long as she isn't a shallow bitch like every girl I've asked out, I'm good.
By Firelion08 on 08/06/2009
Don't say. You'll jinx it. 
By kMzLeader on 09/06/2009
I've gone out with a few girls in and around my highschool years, so I have a bit of a template of what I prefer. I don't actually mind about looks etc, but these are just a few things I find extremely attractive -
I wouldn't really be looking for a "girly girl" type person... I mean, girls are steryotypically told they should be the femanistic type of person, especially in and around high school/college, for example -
- Hair that is so done up it looks like it was knitted to their scalp -
- So much jewellary it's actually blinding -
- Over use of fake tan -
- Extreme amount of makeup smeared all over them -
- An attitude that's just "fuck you... until I need something" -
- Nasty looking fake nails -
- Listens to nothing but pop or pop-"rock" -
- Is so non-conformist, only watches indie films, listens to too much indie music or rants and raves about how this type of film/game/music isn't actually worth anything, but yet couldn't even figure out how to defrost chicken...
... ... ... *ahem* yes, I do actually have a friend who is pretty much the perfect match for the last point. Note I say "friend". If I ever did get into a relationship with her... whoo, wouldn't last long.
I'm guessing a few can actually picture, or know of a few girls they have encountered IRL situations that conform to those... "standards".
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I figured out my type of girl during last year at college when I met and started hanging out with a few new people just by chance one evening.
- Be able to look after themselves to a point, but I'm a tank, so theres not really much threat... ever -
- Being open minded and open to new idea's -
- Having a sense of humour, a "wicked" sense of humour is better -
- Doesn't mind that I roll up. I don't smoke tobacco though, but I don't mind if others do. I try and limit drinking in favour of my training and other substances, but I hold no bias towards anyone and what they want to do. I would expect the same in return -
- Long hair that is looked after. Colour doesn't matter to me -
- Piercings. I discovered that after meeting a few girls at the college... damn I like piercings -
- Actual meaningful or neat tattoo's, not "mum" plastered across your arse cheek -
- Into similar things as me, Gaming, Music, Watching good movies/shows -
- Will not try and recruit me into their religion... it's happened twice before and it's pretty much a relationship-suicide if it's been mentioned more than once -
Being into fitness or training a bit is a plus, since I do quite a lot of weight training myself. Similar interests and all.
Luckily for me, it seems that there has been a slight shift in culture around my parts, and there are slowly more and more people like this rather than the usual chav or knacker 16 year old with a double pram.
I wouldn't really be looking for a "girly girl" type person... I mean, girls are steryotypically told they should be the femanistic type of person, especially in and around high school/college, for example -
- Hair that is so done up it looks like it was knitted to their scalp -
- So much jewellary it's actually blinding -
- Over use of fake tan -
- Extreme amount of makeup smeared all over them -
- An attitude that's just "fuck you... until I need something" -
- Nasty looking fake nails -
- Listens to nothing but pop or pop-"rock" -
- Is so non-conformist, only watches indie films, listens to too much indie music or rants and raves about how this type of film/game/music isn't actually worth anything, but yet couldn't even figure out how to defrost chicken...
... ... ... *ahem* yes, I do actually have a friend who is pretty much the perfect match for the last point. Note I say "friend". If I ever did get into a relationship with her... whoo, wouldn't last long.
I'm guessing a few can actually picture, or know of a few girls they have encountered IRL situations that conform to those... "standards".
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I figured out my type of girl during last year at college when I met and started hanging out with a few new people just by chance one evening.
- Be able to look after themselves to a point, but I'm a tank, so theres not really much threat... ever -
- Being open minded and open to new idea's -
- Having a sense of humour, a "wicked" sense of humour is better -
- Doesn't mind that I roll up. I don't smoke tobacco though, but I don't mind if others do. I try and limit drinking in favour of my training and other substances, but I hold no bias towards anyone and what they want to do. I would expect the same in return -
- Long hair that is looked after. Colour doesn't matter to me -
- Piercings. I discovered that after meeting a few girls at the college... damn I like piercings -
- Actual meaningful or neat tattoo's, not "mum" plastered across your arse cheek -
- Into similar things as me, Gaming, Music, Watching good movies/shows -
- Will not try and recruit me into their religion... it's happened twice before and it's pretty much a relationship-suicide if it's been mentioned more than once -
Being into fitness or training a bit is a plus, since I do quite a lot of weight training myself. Similar interests and all.
Luckily for me, it seems that there has been a slight shift in culture around my parts, and there are slowly more and more people like this rather than the usual chav or knacker 16 year old with a double pram.
By Sum-41xx on 10/06/2009
Going off the same requirement list as lordy
Looks:
1-All hair colors, not a big fan of red heads or black (caucasian black :S)
2-Not too big of a nose
3-Nice teeth
4-A decently proportioned ass
5-A decently proportioned set of breasts
6-A tight...
7-Little to no pubic hair
8-Shaved legs (if I cant see it we're good
9-No facial hair other than eyebrows
10-Proportional feet (i dont have a foot fetish, just hate women with huge feet)
11-For height I like any girl between 5'6 to 4'11
Personality:
1-Decently smart, but I prefer it when I'm smarter than a girl
2-Funny
3-Honest
4-Mature (not the type that act mature to prove something, but actually are naturally)
5-Can get along very well
6-Willing to spend time together
7-Surprising
8-Energetic
9-Outgoing
10- Sexual
Thats pretty much it. There's other things that are bonuses, but these are kinda just my requirements as apposed to extra bonuses.
Looks:
1-All hair colors, not a big fan of red heads or black (caucasian black :S)
2-Not too big of a nose
3-Nice teeth
4-A decently proportioned ass
5-A decently proportioned set of breasts
6-A tight...
7-Little to no pubic hair
8-Shaved legs (if I cant see it we're good
9-No facial hair other than eyebrows
10-Proportional feet (i dont have a foot fetish, just hate women with huge feet)
11-For height I like any girl between 5'6 to 4'11
Personality:
1-Decently smart, but I prefer it when I'm smarter than a girl
2-Funny
3-Honest
4-Mature (not the type that act mature to prove something, but actually are naturally)
5-Can get along very well
6-Willing to spend time together
7-Surprising
8-Energetic
9-Outgoing
10- Sexual
Thats pretty much it. There's other things that are bonuses, but these are kinda just my requirements as apposed to extra bonuses.
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