Oh shiiii-

Alright so the gay guy at work added me on Skype and I'm in a really awkward situation here.
I mean fucking awkward.
He wants to fuck me and is so up front and camp about it.
I'm going round his house for a drink saturday after work.
I'm FUCKING SHITTING IT.

Lmfao... Steve.. LOLLLLL

Tbh that guys a bit weird talking like that.. I hate people who do that, so please don't have sex with him as he sounds really annoying. You could just be good friends.
A girl at school wants to have sex with me, i just ignore her.. Maybe you should try the same?

umm wow, pedo-fag-perv. Nice employer you got there. Good luck with that

Go for it bro.

Ummm.wow

Forgot to mention, he's 48.
I seriously need some tips. I have to tell this guy to fuck off in a nice way without making an rl situation awkward or letting the guys I work with find out. I also can't let me chances with the hot blondes at work get fucked up.

WOW! LOL!

Unfortunately, I have no advice for you Stoke, but good luck with whatever happens.

Take a taser and some pepper spray

Tell him you have the runs.
Case closed.

Tell him frankly that you want to be friends, but you don't have gay intentions and that you don't want to do anything with him. It may be awkward, but isn't that better being in a gay relationship with him?

Dude, you work with the weirdest people ever.

Besides that, tell him you've been thinking about it and would rather not. No harm no foul.

Use a condom

What what in the butt

Steve I believe your month is up and you have still not sexed one of the girls at work. you fail.

Use a Buttplug, end of

LOL

Tell him you have STDs or something idk

Tell him up front that you're not into that sort of thing. He's 48, I'm sure he'll have heard it before. Maybe he won't mind.

Snowblow- When A guy cums into a chicks mouth and the kisses him while spiting the cum into his mouth...

DO THAT TO HIM!!!

I'm glad you find this so fucking amusing.

tell him a girl has asked you to go to a party on that night, and make sure you say it so it sounds like you want to drink with him but make it quite CLEAR that girls comes first.

From then on your going out with this girl ^^ anytime he asks cos the sex is soo good.

Won't get the blondes at work but you'll stop yourself getting raped and not make work awkward.

wat tha fuk

I don't think that you're in the worst conundrum ever, come up with a little excuse and you're set. Don't fret about bailing on him, it's not a big deal.

Wow Steve you're being serious about this.

Look, the best thing I can think of is - overreact to his gestures. If he touches your ass you make a LOUD sound and go "Whoa. Hey don't do that". He'll get the message and stop trying. If not he's a serial gay rapist and and should take a knife with you.

Holy crap LOL sorry this is just funny.

But really, don't ever agree to go to his house, much less at midnight Just stick with the coffee shop.

umm

well, you can eithe say no directly to his face, or do his mum.

either will work

Seriously steve...your kidding...the infamous steve doesnt have a comeback for this? One day....go in to work..and act even more gay than he is. Serously. Like basically try to molest him at work. Even gay people dont like overly gayness. My gayfriend told me that.

Orrr...just completely ignore him. And when he trys to touch you. Turn round and punch him in the face. Im sure your place has cameras. So they will understand that its sexual harrassment.....Just make sure you tell him no. A few times. Block and ignore him on msn. Just say to him..sorry I dont swing that way. Go and play with your own kind.

Orrrrr see if you can get hold of anthony69 and him to add him on msn WINNNN

Here's an idea.

Don't shave anything for a week.

Take handcuffs with you, let him get naked for you, cuff him to something he can't move, put a phone near him and then leave. Ask him to return the cuffs the next day at work. He wins cause I'm sure he has a buddy on speed dial that will do what he wants. You just helped him have a reason to make the call. Next day ask him if he o and had a great time. Say you were glad to be helpful. Maybe he will even promote you if it was really good.

I have a bi friend that likes to hit on me all the time and she suggests stuff and casually tries touching me. Her bf doesn't seem to mind and I've heard him make remarks. We have been friends for about 3 years. I simply tell her no. We do all the typical things friends do together like undress in front of each other at the club and stuff. She doesn't do anything so awful out of line. I'm taking her with me on vacation in October. It is possible to just be great friends.

Good Luck
Rachy

If there are any BNP pubs near by, tell him to meet you for a drink there. If the faggot tries anything there you'll have a dozen skinheads knockin the fuck out of him. But then you gotta keep your drink covered as to avoid a stray royhpnol tablet heading your way.

I managed to mostly avoid him at work and he didn't say anything regarding our conversations. I think he's shy as fuck irl and just goes too far online.

I made sure I left work a different way from him and here I am. But something tells me it won't end here...

You're getting deeper into the problem because you're not being plain and honest.
It's easier said than done...





But what must be done must be done...




or you'll have him between your buns.