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Keanu Reeves Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck! Audience GASP! Keanu Reeves Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie! Audience (faints) |
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(Charlie gets a TON of Willy Wonka chocolate bars.) Charlie Hooray. I'm an instant winner. Willy Wonka Hi kids. Four of you will undergo severe physiological distress that in the real world would get me sued, and one will be picked to be the Special One. (Charlie gets picked.) THE END |
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Harry Potter I thought I was a lowly child; instead, I'm a wizard. J. K. Rowling Now that I have your attention, my pretties, here is how you perform satanic rituals and become demons. |
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